Megan Fox should do less of this

September 21st, 2009 // 70 Comments

Just in case you weren’t convinced Megan Fox’s mouth is a never-ending faucet of WTF, here she is explaining to Teen Hollywood how she recently overcame her fear of flying:

“I developed that (a fear of flying) when I turned 20. All of a sudden I got really afraid to get on airplanes. I had to come up with a way to deal with it because I didn’t want to have panic attacks every time I get on a plane. I know for a fact it’s not in my destiny to die listening to a Britney Spears album, so I always put that on in my (headphones) when I’m flying because I know it wont crash if I’ve got Britney on.

Let me get this straight: Megan Fox knows for a fact she won’t die listening to a Britney Spears album. Wow. So, remember when Michael Bay said he cast Megan in Transformers after videotaping her washing his Ferrari? I’m 90% certain that’s a cover story for finding her in an alley talking to a can of soup.

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  1. fuck me

    HAHA TOE THUMBS IS RIGHT!! HAHA TOE THUMBS!
    SHE LOOKED SO FUCKING HOT ON THE CG COVER IN THE BLACK BIKINI… WHAT HAPPENED MEGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. fuck me

    HAHA TOE THUMBS IS RIGHT!! HAHA TOE THUMBS!
    SHE LOOKED SO FUCKING HOT ON THE GQ COVER IN THE BLACK BIKINI… WHAT HAPPENED MEGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. Drude

    My god you people are idiots (most of you). She was making a joke…that’s all.

    I’m no Megan defender or anything… she’s just another Hollywood starlet to me. But I actually LIKE the fact that she speaks her mind. I find most of her comments funny. I think she INTENDS them to be funny / controversial. I think she’s waaay smarter than anyone gives her credit for.

    And THIS quote was a joke. It’s something I would say. Get over it. She’s smarter than you. Deal.

  4. The Listener

    Megan is average in her acting skills, but above average in looks. The reason why so many think she’s a big deal is simple.

    Pretty girl + Good action movie (e.g. Transformers) = Fame

  5. chopper

    and we wonder why the rest of the world hates us..

  6. reality check

    Yeah, got it was a joke…still think she needs a mute button.

  7. Galtacticus

    I wouldn’t be surprised if she walked around at home in diapers and a pacifier in her mouth.

  8. Chef

    Its like I got over my fear of listening to Britney Spears by flying. I know that I will never die listening to Britney Spears albums if I am flying. So as long as I am flying, I am safe.

  9. Rhialto

    Is Brian Austin Green reading this?! Get this bitch straigthened out! We’ll all die anyway!

  10. Neverending faucet of WTF. Haha. So true. While she may be trying to be witty here, we cannot discount the fact that she has truly said strange things.

    -meream

  11. September

    A stupid comment gets 60 people to notice her, that’s not bad, isn’t it? She was the reason that some people watch Transformer, otherwise, it’s just another robot mass! Tickets for Transformer was sold at below market price for the masses to hit the #1 spot. I would be glad to be flying for the Circles show and have my eardrum checked, hopefully still alive with the crazy crowd than watching the robots with a man, not yet a man and a woman seducing a “kiddy” man….

  12. Raen

    I’m only reading cos I’m on a plane and I know I won’t die whilst reading shite celebrity gossip.

  13. qtpie

    haha! She reminds me of me!

  14. Ergotio

    What? Swallow?

  15. We don’t really get the whole guest hosting “Saturday Night Live” thing. It appears to have some kind of coolness factor, but “Saturday Night Live” sometimes misses the mark in the comedy department. Regardless, big celebrities think that appearing on it is still hip and so the next one in line to be a guest host is non other than babeliscious Megan Fox. . To know more about Megan Fox log into http://woodenspears.com . it’s a great blog site which provides latest information about celebrity.

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  17. Truth

    She has the smallest tiniest eyes ever. I can’t understand why people like her eyes…I can’t even see them!
    The only good things about her are her body and her lips…and those were attained with plastic surgery. So basically, we should be paying and thanking her surgeon. He deserves the money, Megan doesn’t. At all!
    And Megan is not crazy or interesting. Who the hell told you that? I mean she’s trying really hard to be witty and interesting, but when you don’t have a personality you just don’t.

    Yeah, I’m over her too. What a waste of space!

  18. great eyes and hair color. But I can not mince to cry.

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