Megan Fox says more ridiculous shit

February 16th, 2010 // 50 Comments

It’s been a while since Megan Fox opened her mouth and made every man in the world rethink how badly they want to intercourse her. (Except for me because I’m a ninja at tuning women out.) So here she is she in the latest issue of W regaling us with whatever the fuck she’s saying down there. I wasn’t paying attention:

On being a mother:
“I’m really maternal. I worry that because I’ve always wanted [kids] so much, as the world goes sometimes, I won’t be able to have them, even though I would be able to provide them with such an amazing environment.”

On the hardships of looking awesome in lingerie:
“There are some women you could put in underwear and photograph them, and it looks really classy and it doesn’t necessarily provoke a pinup image. But with me it does, immediately, as soon as I’m in underwear. I’m a Vargas girl.”

On those bitches trying to destroy her:
“I don’t trust people in this industry, but I especially don’t trust girls in this industry, because it’s incredibly competitive, and I’m just not interested.”

At least Megan Fox is smart about distrusting other actresses. Especially when I know for a fact Anne Hathaway is hiding naked pics of her in her vagina. Quickly, Megan, find them before she releases them and no man wants to put a baby inside you because that’s entirely how these things work!

(Dear Lord in Heaven, make this happen and I promise I’ll stop offering to help pay for abortions. And, fine, I won’t drive them to the clinic either. Damn, you’re a tough negotiator.)

Photo: W

  1. Richard McBeef

    Hold up… women can talk?

  2. Uncleangry

    @ 1: They talk and walk and do all sorts of bat-shit crazy stuff. Or so I’ve been led to believe by watching and reading what Megan Fox does. It’s only a matter of time before her looks are not “in” anymore and she finally ends up with a job at her true calling….Fluffer for transgender porn stars.

  3. darcy

    Uh, I don’t think she said anything too crazy here. You’re fishing for stories. Your days are over.

  4. Megan hits the nail right on the head about how competitive and catty women are to each other. A woman who looks like this can never really have any female friends unless they are old enough to be her mother and even then the competitive games never totally cease.

  5. Ann

    Darcy is a fat girls name.

  6. Vargas artist

    this girl is far from a vargas girl… to bad none you people would know the difference.

  7. bi chick

    I agree that it is tough for a woman so sexy to have female friends. Except for me, I’m a great friend for super-hot insecure girls. Seriously, Megan…you’ll always look hotter than me and I’ll be never be jealous of that because I love looking at you so much. Come on over and let me make you feel good about yourself…

  8. Munky


    I would, and thought the same thing, and you are absolutely right. This chick is already a has-been.

  9. Anon

    I like her batshit crazy talk.
    It’s like she knows how weird women can be and admits it.
    Far better than the usual I’m perfect and better than you attitude we usually get.

  10. Liz


    I TOTALLY know what a Vargas girl is…because I typed Vargas girl into google images. Google and wikipedia have enabled me to be an expert on absolutely everything. That’s how that works, right?

    And I’ve read/heard Megan Fox say MUCH dumber/batshit crazy things.

  11. Liz


    I TOTALLY know what a Vargas girl is…because I typed Vargas girl into google images. Google and wikipedia have enabled me to be an expert on absolutely everything. That’s how that works, right?

    And I’ve read/heard Megan Fox say MUCH dumber/batshit crazy things.

  12. Mandi

    WHAT!? She want to have kids?! Recognizes that she is a sex symbol!? And she knows other women are catty bitches!? Holy shit, you are right, SuperFish, she is totally fucking nuts because other women in Hollywood would NEVER say these things! I mean, c’mon!

  13. Crusty

    Megan Fox is hot beyond hot and women that hot can say anything they want.

    That’s science, and we don’t mess with science.

  14. JR

    Vargas girl? I think not. Girl needs to get over herself. She’s not THAT hot.

    Dammit, Fish, stop paying this stupid girl lip service and get us some more Christina Hendricks! DO IT.

  15. She's an idiot

    Megan fox is well known for spouting all sorts of meaningless drivel. There’s a reason her nickname is “Professor Whoreface”. This fits right in with her previous braindead ramblings. She should shut her mouth & stick to getting naked on film; it’s about all she’s decent at…

  16. Crusty

    While we’re bashing Megan Fox for being a blithering idiot, the article cited here also offers some insight that isn’t so blithering:

    “I work privately with some charities but I am not ready to come out and say, hey guys, I do charity, look at me. I just feel like its no longer charity if my image is somehow benefiting from it–I feel like I’m exploiting these people. I know that the argument is that you’re supposed to use your celebrity to encourage others to do good, and I get that. But I think there will be a time and a place for that and right now I’d rather keep it private.”

    It’s not Mensa material but at least Megan isn’t showing up at airports looking to adopt (steal) children or cashing in by pretending to care about the plight of others.

    Guess Fish missed that part of the article.

  17. Parker

    I don’t care how stupid she is. I’d still pin her ass up against the wall with my penis.

  18. Boxy Brown


  19. Parker's Addendum

    She would be pinned anally against the wall kids.
    Parker, change your crusty underpants and wash your member off it smells really bad brother.
    Peace and Joy to a limited few

  20. Oh

    I’d let her thumb my asshole

  21. not natural

    Honey, you are no Vargas girl. I would even go as far as to say most of the women documented on this site would not qualify.

    What a utter turnoff this woman is. I don’t get what the fascination is with her.

  22. um

    did anyone else notice the typo in this? yeah, really the only thing that caught my attention in this post..

  23. Uh ...

    Looks like someone’s not very humble.

    Being honest and confident is one thing, but having an inflate sense of ego–like this chick–is another.

  24. defend ink and paper, no die

    Vargas drawings are just ink and paper…. reality check

  25. defend pen and ink

    Fargas is just pictures… not real people

  26. Doc Schweinstrudel


  27. mel

    Megan Fox and Anne Hathaway… I don’t know why that particular fantasy never occurred to me. That’s outstanding. You made my day. Oh man that would be nice… I gotta go change my pants, now.

  28. Jenna

    Uh yea she is that THAT hot!!! That face is utter perfection in every sense. I would kill for her eyes, cheekbones or nose. Wow

  29. The Listener

    I don’t think there’s anything ridiculous in what she said.

  30. ridiculous!, she’s contradicting herself

  31. I get the impression she wants to be taken seriously and appear intelligent, but there doesn’t seem to be much there.

  32. top

    WOW! she just so pretty! almost perfect!!

  33. Well, what do you expect? It’s Fox, she’s a trash so whatever she says reflects her. She should do p0rn movies instead, it’s more of her league.

  34. Doc Schweinstrudel

    Ann #5 please die.

  35. Nameless

    Love it…I swear this woman walks on her hands because every time she opens her mouth–crap tends to spew out of it.

    I bet she didn’t know who Vargas was until her agent explained it to her and told her to name drop the comparison.

  36. Megan Fox is supergirl!

  37. ham

    @24. I don’t get that. Beautiful women, for the most part, know they are beautiful. Goodness, we do have access to mirrors, you know. Is it so wrong for her to acknowledge that? If she gave the impression that she thought she was plain, she’d be labelled a hypocrite.

  38. lol, once again… you crack me up!

  39. not quite a Vargas girl

    Ok she’s hot, but she’s no Vargas girl. Vargas girls are these really perfect-looking pictures of pin-up women, the kind of images that Marilyn Monroe and Bettie Page ASPIRED to be like. Megan Fox is really pretty IMO, but honey you’re not there yet. PLEASE try for some humility, it’d make you much less annoying to haters, and easier for the rest of us to love.

  40. LEB

    She’s definitely no Vargas girl. And she reeeeally needs to get over the notion that every female on the planet has a secret agenda against her because we’re all jealous. I didn’t start disliking her until she started running her mouth about how jealous we all are and how it makes us all back-stabbing and untrustworthy.

    Newsflash, Megan: Treat other people like they’re beneath you, and they tend to stop wanting to be nice to you.

  41. Jenna

    IF anyone is a Vargas girl its her. “Really perfect looking” girls. Uhh EXACTLY. That face couldn’t be more perfect. Shes the most beautiful actress since Charlize Theron was when she was in her mid 20s. Like a modern dark haired Munroe, Grace Kelly or Raquel Welch. just without the class or talent

  42. really?

    Jenna, really? Her prettiness doesn’t compare to Marilyn, Grace Kelly’s or a young Charlize Theron’s or Liv Tyler’s or Angelina Jolie’s(when they were younger)–and even they didn’t call themselves Vargas girls!
    She is certainly not the most beautiful around–Bar Rafaeli, Angelina, Natalie Portman, Scarlett Jo etc so many uber-gorgeous women who don’t say “I look like a perfect pin up goddess and everyone’s jealous of me”

    I’m with #40 and #41:
    I think she’s really pretty but she’s not as hot as she thinks. And I really liked her till she started implying everyone’s so jealous of her sexiness. I love sexy women but she’s annoying cause she thinks anyone who doesn’t like her is just jealous, when sometimes it might be because she can be annoying

  43. with whatever the fuck she’s saying down there. I wasn’t paying attention..

  44. Jenna

    “I love sexy women but she’s annoying cause she thinks anyone who doesn’t like her is just jealous, when sometimes it might be because she can be annoying”

    I completely agree with this part. I think that her personality and constant comments about her own looks I make her looks less attractive in alot of peopls eyes.

    In my opinion her face is utterly perfect. Eyes, nose. cheekbones, lips. Most of those women you mentioned are beautiful but theyre also a bit flawed. Natalie Portman has a different beauty, shes a little odd looking. Scarlett appeals more to men and can look plain at times. The only ones I could see as Vargas drawings would be Charlize(7-10 yrs ago) or Bar Rafeil. (and even some would say face wise Megan is prettier)
    Whether shes Fake or not I haven’t seen this kind of beauty since Charlize Theron and way back the day- Grace Kelly or Munroe. Lets say Megan Fox was humble, classy talented and sweet. Would you think differently? I think alot of people would.

  45. GG1000

    Darling child, classy women don’t get pictures taken for publication in their underwear.

  46. Congrats to them!! At least they’ve been together for 2yrs and not like 2wks.

  47. Hassan

    I am froms the Azerbaijan and am liking Megan Fox, but I prefer the donkeys….and my sister.

  48. Search shes a bit weird. Scarlett is based more on men and may be considered ordinary at times. I could just see how drawings should Charlize Vargas and Bar Rafeil

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