Megan Fox says more ridiculous shit

It’s been a while since Megan Fox opened her mouth and made every man in the world rethink how badly they want to intercourse her. (Except for me because I’m a ninja at tuning women out.) So here she is she in the latest issue of W regaling us with whatever the fuck she’s saying down there. I wasn’t paying attention:

On being a mother:
“I’m really maternal. I worry that because I’ve always wanted [kids] so much, as the world goes sometimes, I won’t be able to have them, even though I would be able to provide them with such an amazing environment.”

On the hardships of looking awesome in lingerie:
“There are some women you could put in underwear and photograph them, and it looks really classy and it doesn’t necessarily provoke a pinup image. But with me it does, immediately, as soon as I’m in underwear. I’m a Vargas girl.”

On those bitches trying to destroy her:
“I don’t trust people in this industry, but I especially don’t trust girls in this industry, because it’s incredibly competitive, and I’m just not interested.”

At least Megan Fox is smart about distrusting other actresses. Especially when I know for a fact Anne Hathaway is hiding naked pics of her in her vagina. Quickly, Megan, find them before she releases them and no man wants to put a baby inside you because that’s entirely how these things work!

(Dear Lord in Heaven, make this happen and I promise I’ll stop offering to help pay for abortions. And, fine, I won’t drive them to the clinic either. Damn, you’re a tough negotiator.)

Photo: W
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