Considering she just told the entire world she’s single this week, Megan Fox obviously didn’t want to be photographed going to dinner with Brian Austin Green last night. You’d think he’d be offended, but then again he gets to have sex with Megan Fox and probably wouldn’t give a shit if she wore a beekeeper’s outfit and yelled “Brian Austin Green touches kids” the entire meal. Or is that just me?
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430SCUDERIA | June 19, 2009 at 3:36 pm
c’mon! Megan! make us a Vid p0rn!!! lol…. 1st
RichPort's Ghost | June 19, 2009 at 3:37 pm
That’s the EXACT angle I want to see that hat on her head… (unzips)
frank the dolphin | June 19, 2009 at 3:42 pm
Is B.A.G wearing a grill?
blah | June 19, 2009 at 3:42 pm
what’s lamer than lame – this story, blah!
Zanna | June 19, 2009 at 3:47 pm
@2 – don’t forget to hold her nose.
nbabomb | June 19, 2009 at 3:52 pm
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Christina | June 19, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Oh wow the superfish wants to bang a celebrity. Now if this was a male celebrity it would be different. Or Kim K. That girl has no real purpose but to be hot. Megan Fox? Eat a dimebar. Yeah she’s ok but she don’t have that wow factor like Kim. Kims like OMG hot.
thumper | June 19, 2009 at 4:04 pm
Does he have a metal marble in his mouth?
RichPort's Ghost | June 19, 2009 at 4:06 pm
#5 – I dunno… she might call for the time honored choke fuck…
Zack | June 19, 2009 at 4:07 pm
dunno, in the first picture it looks like maybe she was listening to Pantera.
me | June 19, 2009 at 4:10 pm
Brian Austin Green is pretty hot.
Lyrics | June 19, 2009 at 4:10 pm
pffff… i would expect more from here. oh wait. i take that back…
Zanna | June 19, 2009 at 4:11 pm
@9 – Reminds me of the good old days….
dirk | June 19, 2009 at 4:12 pm
People go out to dinner dressed like that? I wish Frank Sinatra would rise from the dead and put a foot in that scumbag’s disrespectful ass. I swear to God, if that punk sat down at a table next to mine, I’d make him move. It’d make me sick.
ltestington | June 19, 2009 at 4:18 pm
He is pretty dang hot on that crappy Terminator show
She is pretty but has this plastic look about her face that kinda buggs me, also she’s pretty annoying. I think Jessica Lawdness from 90210 looks very similar but is a better actress and seems classier
Kathleen | June 19, 2009 at 4:18 pm
She’s wearing sweat pants in the last pic?
And what a dumb bitch. Clearly just did it as a publicity stunt.
deviousjinx | June 19, 2009 at 4:19 pm
#12 – Mmmmm yes he is…not so much back in his 90210 days, he looked like a bitch but these days I’d take it like a bitch from him.
gotmilk? | June 19, 2009 at 4:20 pm
it looks like he’s been crying a little.
14, seriously? the guy has a t-shirt on, big fucking deal. you obviously need to stop trying so hard.
Zed | June 19, 2009 at 4:21 pm
With her, I’d go for the “I thought you were into it??!!!” choke-anal (as always, my parole officer completely disagrees).
Dr Truth | June 19, 2009 at 4:26 pm
Just a reminder that this stupid slag has Brian Austin Green’s name tattooed by her vag.
RichPort's Ghost | June 19, 2009 at 4:28 pm
#13 – What the fuck happened to Jrz???
CLASSIC_LIMERICK_MAN | June 19, 2009 at 4:33 pm
Megan Fox
There once was a beauty named Megan
Who’s boyfriend was gay like Clay Aiken
She yanked and she yanked
Trying to plump up his frank
But, alas, it just hung there like bacon
Zanna | June 19, 2009 at 4:36 pm
@21 – she said the last time she was here, a virus was installed on her computer and then IT had to do something to her computer so now she’s afraid to come back.
Angelica | June 19, 2009 at 4:40 pm
Is he talking on a pink phone?
Doppler | June 19, 2009 at 4:41 pm
@21 & @23 take your personal relationship else where no one gives a shit…
groan | June 19, 2009 at 4:50 pm
She must have clicked on a picture of Paris Hilton. Happens all the time.
Suzy | June 19, 2009 at 4:55 pm
Is he chewing on a bullet!?
britneysucks | June 19, 2009 at 5:01 pm
She obviously just said that they broke up to get more men to come see the “super hot single girl” in Transformers 2. Obvious and pathetic.
DeviousJinx | June 19, 2009 at 5:08 pm
#28 – Not so sure about that, if you pay attention to the boys on this site, you can see that they don’t care if these girls are married, gay, fugly, fat as long as they have a hole to dip it in so there’s no need for Megan to pretend.
harbknocklife | June 19, 2009 at 5:13 pm
she looks like weekend at bernie’s in the second pic
so, so, ROUGH | June 19, 2009 at 5:33 pm
Why does he stay in an abusive relationship like this, every minute she’s single.
Tom K | June 19, 2009 at 5:34 pm
Liar! Megan you broke my heart you lying skank!! Now I’m not going to want to see Transformers because your with Brian……………..
LOL c’mon #28 nobody gives a shit about her relationship enough to see or not see her movie. However I guess it’s best to keep your relationship a secret and obviously she see’s something in this balding has-been. So congrats to him for keeping a hot girl like her interested in his old ass.
Hamper_Lint | June 19, 2009 at 6:00 pm
I am not diggin him …. he looks glazed.
The Rake | June 19, 2009 at 6:48 pm
I want to know how BAGreen can get away without a bluetooth in his ear. Against the law! He must be stopped!
The Rake
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so, so, ROUGH | June 19, 2009 at 8:19 pm
Where is she gonna go, and whos going to babysit B.A.G. jr…
Huckleberry Hashimoto | June 19, 2009 at 8:25 pm
If she can stay interested in a douchebag like Brian Austin Green, then maybe some of you losers may still have a minuscule chance at her.
Airmail56 | June 19, 2009 at 8:36 pm
‘Pretty Women walking with Gorillas down my street….
dennis | June 20, 2009 at 12:51 am
She is a shitty beast. Why do you keep posting stories about this loser???
Please post photos of HOT girls and not dudes like MegMan Fox
Darth | June 20, 2009 at 2:01 am
What’s up with Megan Fox? Maybe it’s a body double?
Nero | June 20, 2009 at 2:03 am
Blow-up doll?
captain america | June 20, 2009 at 4:51 am
tell me, WHY DO ALL THOSE FAKE-CELEBS LOOK LIKE TATTOOD CONVICTS?
Jim Lahey | June 20, 2009 at 10:06 am
You cant see in any of these pictures but next tme take a look at her deformed stubby thumbs.
banquo | June 20, 2009 at 7:46 pm
No matter how many tats you get, no matter how big a truck you drive, You’ll always be the little dork from 90210
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Max Planck | June 22, 2009 at 9:20 am
Tattoos suck.
Daffy Duck | June 22, 2009 at 9:43 pm
So I guess it appears that there’s only two real outcomes for former child-stars who happened to be the faggy-little wussy queef-boy on a TV show 15+ years ago.
1) Embrace your inner homo, and go full “Flame ON” (Danny Pintauro, you GO girlfriend!)
2) Tat yourself up like a convict from a Texas Prison, and act all “hard” in a sad attempt to deny your past. *cough* Brian Austin Greene *cough*
DANNY | June 24, 2009 at 10:07 pm
DOES HE EVEN HAVE A JOB NOW?
HE THINKS HE’S COOL WITH ALL OF THOSE TATS!
HE HAS NO CAREER! HE WILL NEVER BE A FEATURE FILM GUY.
STICK TO DOING MAGIC TRICKS
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micro sd | May 15, 2010 at 3:15 am
I swear to God, if this punk sat at a table next to mine, I send him. It make me sick.It is really a very nice and cool.