Megan Fox might be going bald

September 18th, 2009 // 221 Comments

Several female readers have written in to say Megan Fox looks like she’s going bald in these pictures taken from the Hot Topic Q&A for Jennifer’s Body on Wednesday, and I’m inclined to believe them. But mostly because the only thing I know about women’s hair is that whenever somebody tried to take a picture of Eve in the Garden of Eden, it always got in the way of her lady parts. So I hate it.

Photos: Getty, Splash News, WireImage
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  1. Don't Care

    Are all of you actually believing this idiot was born with dark hair?? Look! She was born a blond- even look at her hillbilly attitude & those nasty freckles on her back.

    Google pics of her young. When any shade of blonde dyes their hair drastically a darker color, then it will thin out the hair. Thankfully, I never dyed my hair, but I notice girls who constantly maintain an ARTIFICIAL COLOR, will eventually get thin hair. If you notice that in some pics she has tiny grainy looking zits on her face. I’m assuming she’s not eating right, b/c I can tell that’s a hormonal cause from an in balance diet.

    Also, did anyone notice that her LIPS AREN’T BIG ANYMORE? How did it just deflate & get REALLY THIN? Her lips are tiny now!

  2. Don't Care

    Are all of you actually believing this idiot was born with dark hair?? Look! She was born a blond- even look at her hillbilly attitude & those nasty freckles on her back.

    Google pics of her young. When any shade of blonde dyes their hair drastically a darker color, then it will thin out the hair. Thankfully, I never dyed my hair, but I notice girls who constantly maintain an ARTIFICIAL COLOR, will eventually get thin hair. If you notice that in some pics she has tiny grainy looking zits on her face. I’m assuming she’s not eating right, b/c I can tell that’s a hormonal cause from an in balance diet.

    Also, did anyone notice that her LIPS AREN’T BIG ANYMORE? How did it just deflate & get REALLY THIN? Her lips are tiny now!

  3. Don't Care

    Are all of you actually believing this idiot was born with dark hair?? Look! She was born a blond- even look at her hillbilly attitude & those nasty freckles on her back.

    Google pics of her young. When any shade of blonde dyes their hair drastically a darker color, then it will thin out the hair. Thankfully, I never dyed my hair, but I notice girls who constantly maintain an ARTIFICIAL COLOR, will eventually get thin hair. If you notice that in some pics she has tiny grainy looking zits on her face. I’m assuming she’s not eating right, b/c I can tell that’s a hormonal cause from an in balance diet.

    Also, did anyone notice that her LIPS AREN’T BIG ANYMORE? How did it just deflate & get REALLY THIN? Her lips are tiny now!

  4. Don't Care

    Are all of you actually believing this idiot was born with dark hair?? Look! She was born a blond- even look at her hillbilly attitude & those nasty freckles on her back.

    Google pics of her young. When any shade of blonde dyes their hair drastically a darker color, then it will thin out the hair. Thankfully, I never dyed my hair, but I notice girls who constantly maintain an ARTIFICIAL COLOR, will eventually get thin hair. If you notice that in some pics she has tiny grainy looking zits on her face. I’m assuming she’s not eating right, b/c I can tell that’s a hormonal cause from an in balance diet.

    Also, did anyone notice that her LIPS AREN’T BIG ANYMORE? How did it just deflate & get REALLY THIN? Her lips are tiny now!

  5. Don't Care

    Its sad that’s she popular but MILIA KUNIS isn’t! Milia has natural dark hair and everything on her is natural AND PLUS SHE LOOKS WAY,WAY BETTER THAN megan fox. SOOOOOO MUCH BETTER!

  6. Cameron

    Shes not going bald……..Its just thin on the sides. Mine is like that too since I was little. Hasn’t gotten any worse or better. Its just genetic..Unless your Britney Spears and wear so many weaves that your hair starts falling out.

  7. Cameron

    And i agree with the MILA KUNIS comment..I am in love with Mila..Shes such a natural beauty..

  8. ek

    @ #58
    Dear Barry,
    Please consult your dictionary before you publicly embarrass yourself again.

    gilded- to cover thinly with gold
    guild- an association of people for mutual aid for the pursuit of a common goal, etc.

    “guilded” is not even a word. So you and Megan Fox are on about the same intelligence level, right?

  9. Eva

    YEAH IM GONNA STICK MY TONGUE OUT AS FAR AS IT CAN REACH SO ILL GET MORE PARTS
    DIRECTORS WILL LOVE ME. THEYLL THINK OF FREE BJS!

  10. Brian

    Really REALLY cool that Moore’s new film is being shown without charge. That in itself is worth the (no) price of admission. Fish, where’s the comment section on that crap link?

  11. Reason

    lol @ all the bitchy angst filled girls talking shit about megan fox. seriously? you cannot be that jealous of a girl you have never met.

  12. vito

    I think we have a misunderstanding. No one said Megan Fox was getting bald. They said Megan Fox was getting balled!

  13. ha

    Has the Superficial writer suddenly become much funnier? I laugh out loud at almost every post now. I love this guy.

  14. barry

    #108 …your right…..I should have looked it up before speaking. Though women with tons of tatoos are much more classy and smarter than me. Hey she is rich and famous, she can do whatever she wants with herself. Sorry …consult dictionary before making comment….live an learn…

  15. dayna

    I have the same hairline. It is called a cow-lick. the hair grows in different directions and so it looks sparse.

  16. ed castillo

    from wiki:

    “The pattern of hair loss in women differs from male pattern baldness. In women, the hair becomes thinner all over the head, and the hairline does not recede.”

  17. barry

    Wait…more corrections…#108 …your right…..I should have looked it up before speaking. Though women with tons of tatoos are much more classy and smarter than (I). Hey she is rich and famous, she can do whatever she wants with herself. Sorry …consult dictionary before making comment….live (and) learn …sorry a few typos before…me humble now.

  18. Whatever

    Bree, you idiot, Megan isn’t blonde naturally. Her hair is dark brown and she dyes it black. The picture is a result of too much product and naturally thin hair. So yeah, she’s slightly balding at the moment if you want to get really technical, but if she starts taking better care of her hair it will come back just fine.

  19. Kathleen

    LOL

  20. …bald? I think not.

  21. wow

    this is stupid….she isn’t balding.

    but you know what i think makes her look so doll-like? her eyebrows. seriously. look at them. they’re flawless. even though i don’t like her, i can’t deny she is very, very pretty, but i wish she would go for a more….human look. that’s why angelina jolie is way hotter in my opinion. she has all megans features, but she looks real.

  22. ali

    jesus christ what an idiotic post this is.

  23. clpierced

    Okay she is not going bald tards. alot of women/men have naturally thin hair around the face. also it has been like that before in other pictures, but we are just realizing it now? wow. i also dont like her freckles on her back, it reminds me of lindsay lohan’s whollleee body. gross. and her nipples look like massive peanuts on her boobs. another gross on her part. but i think she is still pretty, when she isnt making her “fuck me in the vagina with a bat” face :)

  24. Patrick Bateman

    stank

  25. ...

    @ 53. who cares – September 18, 2009 1:37 PM
    “it could just be thinning because of the use of extensions.”

    True indeed. Case in point–Britney Spears. In the third pic you can literally see where her real hair ends. Thats ok though–shes still a very beautiful woman

  26. zuzuspetals

    Oh Jesus Fucking Christ on a Cracker.
    Megan Fox may be a stupid bitch, but she isn’t balding.
    Fuck.

  27. kat

    I’m gonna go ahead and attribute the “baldness” to the fact that her natural color is a more mousy brown and she dies it that dark (look at photos of her from 5 or six years ago and she’s almost blond). Sometimes if hair is darkened it can have that “thinning” appearance in photos, especially when it’s a shade that does not in anyway go with your natural skin tone – she should find a new colorist, or a professional because it basically looks like this color came out of a box. Look at any photo of Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera from when they were dying there hair super dark, same thing was happening with them too.

  28. theonewhoalwayssaysmmmkay

    mmmkay

  29. Jen

    She’s not going bald… i ahve the same problems. I’m incredibly pale and I have decently dark hair, also… when someone CONSTANTLY molds their hair into ways that are not natural for their hair, it tends to snap at the root. I used to tie back my hair or straighten it.. it started to take it’s toll on my hair. i lost denseness in the same areas that she appears bald. it’s rather normal and easily fixable.. some rest for your self and your hair. She just needs to not man handle it soo much.

  30. not bald ,but she could pull off that look

  31. Eddie

    Thick dark hair combined with fair skin… always looks like that. Girl’s got enough problems without the bald thing.

    And I’ll second the Michael Moore comments. Faux-post advertising is rather pathetic. I’d be okay with it if the spot had comments so we could trash the hypocritical jerk. The man’s dragged the reputation of the documentary film down into the muck by his heavy-handed, self-promoting, lying-my-ass-off style of filmmaking.

  32. ========================================D

    The ONLY thing bald on her is her TWAT.

  33. MissPants

    The female readers who said that are dumbasses, A lot of women have “baby fine hair” at the beginning of their hair line underneath their main hair, so when it’s tied back it looks a little different.

  34. Bad lighting + dyed hair

  35. bop

    eating disorder = hair loss

  36. jonnyplasma

    The carpet is already bald, it’s only a matter of time that the drapes catch up.

  37. Anna

    Naahh, she’s not. It’s just the way the hair looks when it’s dirty.

  38. Anna

    Naahh, she’s not. It’s just the way the hair looks when it’s dirty.

  39. Boob

    I LOVE YOUMEGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  40. Beautiful and sexy woman, I like!
    I ever saw her such sexy photos at
    –**_____Kissmilitary.com_____**___ weeks ago! i wondering why was she there! That’s place for military singles and admirers to meet soul mate! did she want to date guys in uniform?

  41. Beautiful and sexy woman, I like!
    I ever saw her such sexy photos at
    –**_____Kissmilitary.com_____**___ weeks ago! i wondering why was she there! That’s place for military singles and admirers to meet soul mate! did she want to date guys in uniform?

  42. Beautiful and sexy woman, I like!
    I ever saw her such sexy photos at
    –**_____Kissmilitary.com_____**___ weeks ago! i wondering why was she there! That’s place for military singles and admirers to meet soul mate! did she want to date guys in uniform?

  43. Rhialto

    My predictions for Jennifer’s Body;fri-7 million,sat-5 million,sun-3 million.

  44. Gando

    Jennifer’s body:fri-9 million/sat-8 million/sun-4 million.

  45. Nero

    #143-144
    friday-4 million,saturday-3.5 million,sunday-1.5 million.

  46. Darth

    Abracadabra boo,crystal globe where are thou? Friday-5 million/saturday-4.5 million/sunday-2.5 million.

  47. I don’t think she is going bald, she might just have very thin hair.

  48. Shannon

    Jesus! She just has thin hair! And it’s obvious hair pieces were put in to give it more body.

  49. She can be totally bald and she is still better then anybody i ever had

  50. Karmen

    Any retard can see its just the way her hairs been parted.

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