Megan Fox makes with the bisexual talk

May 13th, 2009 // 118 Comments

Okay, folks, it’s time to just start calling Megan Fox “Angelina 2.” Granted, that might cause her to get stabbed with a broken baby bottle by Octomom, but after the following comment to Esquire, it’s pretty obvious she’s reading directly from the Jolie playbook:

“I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl. Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands.”

Anyone know how to make a human penis look like a mountain ox? No reason.

Photos: Esquire
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  1. World of dumbasses

    Stupid trailer trash Jolie wannabe. She’ll never come close to her.

  2. #40 – I’m sure you also say “No, I’ll stand, thanks” alot…

  3. testington

    I’m over this generic skank, she has 0 originality and just looks plastic and trashy

  4. Lolocaust

    Anyone else just pop like 300 boners?

    Just me?

    Okay.

  5. dirk

    I’d tuck my herman so she’d go down to lick my “puss”, then when she got down there, BOING! out comes the meat!!!!!! Suck it HO!

  6. Zanna

    @50 – I miss ya, man…..and I bet when #40 is in the pub his favorite line is, “Hey…can I push in your stool?” ha ha ha ha…..

  7. marie

    I am very curious of what Olivia Wilde would say about this…

    anyone else picturing them together? yeah, me neither.

  8. Seven

    #49

    Well at least you know “Whose your daddy?” lol!

  9. dasha

    She’s such a pathetic, sad copy of Angelina.
    Oh, and about ths tall match whatever websites, I would totally undestand why women would like tall men with big penises, but I really don’t get it why would a man want a tall woman with a monster-like, never-ending vagina in which everz penis is small anyways.

  10. a

    FAKE .. she looked so different before the nose job

  11. a

    FAKE .. she looked so different before the nose job

  12. z

    bad photoshop

    where’s the back of her coat?

  13. #56 – Yes… I miss the Cave as well… that said, I couldn’t help picturing Janey’s Olivia Wilde to your Megan Fox… don’t mind me… I’m just here to hold the camera and tell that Stallion fella what to do next and to which one of you…

    #55 – I have no idea why, but I laughed when I pictured her getting a bloody nose from that episode.

  14. *grabing jar* I’d get these back just for you Megan!!

  15. Initial_G

    Is it that time of year again? You know this bitch has a movie to promote when she starts with the “slut talk”. LOL…the rest of the year her handlers keep the muzzle on.

  16. The One Who Knows

    When did she get her tits done? Looks alot larger than they were.

  17. PunkA

    Hate her. Bet she looks as nasty as LiLo without her make up on. She looks like a pasty-freckled mess to me, and now she sounds like a whore bag. So if she wants dudes to just lust after her like some cheap porn star–mission accomplished. No style, no class, overshares. Yeah, typical Hollywood whore.

  18. bop

    *YAWN*
    she is stupid and her fake act is boring…

  19. NO

    – I have no question in my mind about being bisexual.

    Said most wanted young starlet Megan Fox to Esquire magazine just before her new movie breaks Box Office.

    – “She has 0 originality and just looks plastic and trashy”, “Yeah, typical Hollywood whore”, “Stupid trailer trash Jolie wannabe”

    Said a nobody in comments on the web. Congratulation, nobodies, you win the Internet.

  20. Yeah

    She’s average white trash. At best.

  21. Zanna

    @63 – just get the lighting right, okay?

    GUY!!!!!!!!11

  22. naydine

    she’s so stupid and fake! drop the act already.

  23. Yeah

    @70: Whatever, Internet white knight. Fag.

  24. Yeah

    @69: Whatever, Internet white knight. Fag.

  25. Matt Reef

    LISTEN UP REJECTS!

    SO BECAUSE SHE IS BI AND OPENLY ADMITS IT SHE MUST BE COPYING JOLIE? GOD YOU GUYS ARE LAME! JOLIE IS NOT THE ONLY HOT WOMAN WHO LIKES HER HAIR DARK, FUCKS CHICKS, AND LIKES TATTOOS ON THIS GOD FORSAKEN PLANET!!!!

    WHY DO JOLIE FANS ALWAYS THINK SHE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN DO WHAT SHE DOES????

    HER LIPS AREN’T FAKE, GO PEEP HER HIGHSCHOOL BLACK AND WHITE PICTURE AND MEGAN’S BODY IS 10000000 X’S BETTER THAN THAT LONG ARMED VEIN FILLED SNORE. STOP REACHING FOR STRAWS. MEGAN MIGHT BE KIND OF DUMB, BUT I GIVE HER CREDIT FOR NOT TRYING TO KISS UP TO SOCIETY. SHE LOOKS NOTHING LIKE JOLIE AND HAS EVERY RIGHT TO SPEAK ABOUT CARPET MUNCHING IF SHE WANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JOLIE FANS GIVE IT UP. JOLIE HAS MOVED ON TO DOING NOTHING BUT SPITTING OUT BABIES, WE HAVE A NEW WOMAN IN TOWN.

    GET REAL PLEASE. THEY LOOK NOTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG ALIKE. OK? GOT IT? GOOD.

  26. Jake

    I would love if these actresses that say this crap for attention had it backfire on them.

    Hot chick but thinks guys are pigs… let’s ignore her until she comes to her senses.

  27. meh!

    another crack-o looking for attention.

  28. Oz

    #75

    Jolie talked about her gay relationship with one of her movie co stars after being asked about it and by this time Jolie was already an established box office actor. Megan is just looking for a way to get in the news and get attention like a lot of desperate females famous or not. Megan got implants so she buys into the whole celebrity must have implants and superficial stuff.

  29. p0nk

    #75 Megan,
    Relax, don’t take everything you read so seriously.

  30. Regardless, she is ravageable in that GQ photo. That aint even right.
    The Rake
    http://thefilmnest.com

  31. Sam

    Wow…isn’t she an attention striving w*hore in the making !!

    and it’s too bad, because she doesn’t have to try so hard…..she’s beautiful, that’s enough for Hollywood.

  32. Lol

    Maybe all you need to get over each other. just sayin’
    leave her bisexual wannabe or not, alooone.
    if she wants to eat some pussy out, that’s her deal. yeah she may be just a tad trashy and untalented BUT i’d tear that up any day.

  33. danny

    How come no picture of Olivia Wilde? She’s incredibly hot looking.

  34. Julie Ann

    Pretty…but just seems like she tries too hard or something…too eager to admit that she’s “wild” or “outrageous”…just doesn’t do it for me..

  35. alfalfa

    She’s so fake, boring, and manufactured.

  36. Rhialto

    I think if you ask me,many women are bisexual.

  37. Darth

    Maybe we should Megan Fox hook up with Lilo and Samantha Ronson?

  38. Somehow these “bisexual” women always says the completely wrong thing about being turned on.

    Nobody cares about strangling mountain oxes when they see a hot girl.

  39. Shallow Val

    She only name-dropped Olivia Wilde because Olivia beat her to the #1 spot on Maxim’s Hot 100 this year. Megan is a great looking girl but she’s completely full of shit… and quite possibly venereal diseases.

  40. Dr. Tomah Tuyokota

    Do the Zionist Jews own Hollywood and the media?
    How about going to top Jews in the media themselves and see what they say? Take Joel Stein, for example, columnist for the Los Angeles Times newspaper and regular contributor to Time magazine. In his column in the LA Times (Dec. 19, 2008), Stein says that Americans who think the Jews do not control Hollywood and the media are just plain “dumb.”

    “Jews totally run Hollywood.” Stein proudly admits. He then goes on to provide a long, long list of Hollywood/media chieftains-all Jews!-to prove his point. On his list: Fox News President Peter Chernin; Paramount Pictures Chairman Brad Grey; Walt Disney CEO Robert Igor; Sony Pictures Chairman Michael Lynton; Warner Brothers Chairman Barry Meyer; CBS CEO Leslie Moonves; MGM Chairman Harry Sloan; and NBC/Universal Studios CEO Jeff Zucker.

    That’s just the top brass at the studios. Then there are the actors and entertainers – predominantly Jews, from Barbra Streisand and Gwyneth Paltrow, from Adam Sandler to Ben Stiller…Jew, Jew and Jew again. As Stein wryly remarks, even the head of the Actors’ Union, the Screen Actors Guild, Alan Rosenberg, is a Jew.

    “The Jews are so dominant,” writes Stein, “I had to scour the trades to come up with six Gentiles in high positions at entertainment companies.” “But lo and behold,” Stein says, “even one of that six, AMC President Charles Collier, turned out to be a Jew!”

    “As a proud Jew,” says Joel Stein, “I want America to know of our accomplishment. Yes, we control Hollywood.”

    Ben Stein (no relation to Joel), the well-known Jewish actor, economic commentator and writer, when asked “Do Jews run Hollywood?” stared blankly at the questioner, then retorted, “You bet they do-and what of it?” Shahar Ilan, writing in haaretz.com, the internet division of Israel’s top daily newspaper, commented, “The Jews do control the American media. This is very clear, and claiming otherwise is an insult to common knowledge.”

    ***OPEN YOUR EYES***

  41. Laura

    OK WHO ARE THE FUCKING ANNOYING FAGS WHO POST THOSE RETARDED ADS FOR WEBSITES LIKE SEEKING SINGLE ETC??!!

    SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.

    DO U REALLY THINK ANYBODY IS GOING TO GO VISIT YOUR GAY ASS SITES?? NO!! ME AND EVERY OTHER NORMAL PERSON LOOKS AT THOSE AND GETS PISSED OFF THAT THIS FUCKING FAG HAS INTERRUPTED THE FLOW OF COMMENTS. AND ITS ALWAYS THE SAME FUCKING LAME-ASS LINES. FUCK OFF!

    Thank-you.

    PS-Megan Fox is hot, but at the same time kinda boring and no matter what she says, we all know she is an uber-huge angelina wanna-be.

  42. Kye

    sigh another fake bisexual. way too desperate to market herself as the new angelina jolie.

  43. yo

    angelina jolie isnt the only beautiful, brunette, bisexual woman with tattoos. just because megan fox falls into this category doesnt mean shes an angie wanna be. but i also think shes trying way too hard to seem mysterious and out there. and i noticed when she first started getting attention she said how insecure she is and now shes saying how hot and sexy she is. fame must be going to her head a bit. i think angies tattoos are better too.

  44. tp

    #18
    Most of the male posters here do not have girlfriends or wives. And never have. And never will.

  45. Ummm

    How is it that every bisexual is “attention whoring?” Maybe she’s actually bi. Maybe she wants to be open about it, and good for her. Teens who are dealing with sexual identity need to learn that what they feel is okay, and for celebs to speak openly about their sexuality is refreshing.

    Yeah, she’s mentioned a crush on Olivia Wilde twice. Can you blame her? The woman is in my dreams. Very very good dreams.

  46. missywissy

    Got negativity?

    Who cares about this girl? So she’s a wannabe? There’s plenty of sheep out there to lap up everything she says. We’ve been living in an era where women are plastic and practically illusions. HOWEVER…..

    I saw Lady Gaga perform on Ellen yesterday, and all I can say is WOW. Somebody REAL. It was like watching Prince when he came onto the scene. Maybe if enough of us boycott these other fakers we’ll start seeing some real beauty and talent. But…. You all are going to have to accept the fact that real boobs may sag a little, and in real life, they do not come up to women’s necks. And yes, most people have a little cellulite, and a few wrinkles. Do you accept the challenge?

  47. LMS

    #23
    Totally agree. Everything this girl says is nothing more than a publicity stunt because she knows that its what guys want to hear:
    “Oh I love sex…”
    “Oh I like girls…”

    B.O.R.I.N.G.

  48. chlöe

    she is SO fucking mediocre. What is her point again?

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