Okay, folks, it’s time to just start calling Megan Fox “Angelina 2.” Granted, that might cause her to get stabbed with a broken baby bottle by Octomom, but after the following comment to Esquire, it’s pretty obvious she’s reading directly from the Jolie playbook:
“I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl. Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands.”
Anyone know how to make a human penis look like a mountain ox? No reason.