Megan Fox wants to eat Zac Efron

July 26th, 2009 // 56 Comments

Seen here promoting Jonah Hex at Comic-Con Friday, Megan Fox admitted she’d love to taste Zac Efron during a press junket for Jennifer’s Body, according to Access Hollywood:

And while her character, a girl possessed by a demon is a literal man-eater, Megan said there’s one real-life guy she’d like to bite into.
“Zac Efron,” she said. “I think he’d taste like a strawberry cupcake.

Call me old-fashioned, but I’m pretty sure the best way to win a man’s heart is to not out him in the press. LeAnn Rimes knows what I’m talking about.

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  1. fahad

    FIRST!!!

  2. IrishBabe

    I want to eat Megan Fox! ha <3

  3. Brink

    Miss Fox would find that I would be much more inclined to do her if she would keep her damn mouth shut.

  4. fetus_mcnuggets

    zac effron would taste like a fermented PUBE

  5. fetus_mcnuggets

    zac effron would taste like a fermented PUBE

  6. fetus_mcnuggets

    zac effron would taste like a fermented PUBE

  7. fetus_mcnuggets

    WOW i just saw the pix she actually DOES have toe thumbs

    shes hiding them in everysingle pic !!

    hybrid PLATYPUS !!

  8. fetus_mcnuggets

    WOW i just saw the pix she actually DOES have toe thumbs

    shes hiding them in everysingle pic !!

    hybrid PLATYPUS !!

  9. Chipot

    Overrated, pretty in like a porn star way, can’t act, ugly ass tatoos all over her body, major bitchface.

  10. Hmm whos the bubbly blonde in the supergirl outfit, is she a certified dorkette or a member of the press?

  11. mer

    She is trying *so* hard.

  12. Mike Bay is upset with her because she wouldn’t sleep with him.

  13. *****Krazyhotkelli*********

    Sac Efron iz zo zexy I would kizz him all day. Of for a zwim. Later, lozers.

  14. Looking great……..i think bay is upset with magan …………

  15. Monie

    “I think he’d taste like a strawberry cupcake.”

    Hahahaha, she’s amazing.

  16. Urbanspaceman

    It’s nice to see some expression on her face for a change.

  17. Parker

    I bet her ass would taste like a warm fluffernutter sandwich, meaning I’d eat it and enjoy myself in the process but all the while I’d be thinking I wish her ass tasted like turkey and swiss with a couple tomato slices on a hot ciabatta roll. But really, who cares what her ass tastes like as long as she’s willing to bend over in front of you? I’d be happy just to bury my hog in her hot little mud pit.

  18. Jim Summers

    Zac Efron would be happier with Megan Fox, she looks wild and slightly masculine. I could easily imagine her dressing Zac up as a woman and serving him up to a bunch of hot guys. She can give Zac pleasures Vanessa would never even dream of.

  19. Galtacticus

    I think he’d taste more like a sour pickle.But,i’ve to admit i’m a straight guy.

  20. Rhialto

    It makes sense to promote Jonah Hex at the San Diego Comic-Con.

  21. ??????????????????

    #3- You are correct
    I would be happier if she would just shut up and blow me

  22. Anon

    “I think he’d taste like a strawberry cupcake.”

    Suck him and see

  23. Christina

    And then they would make the most horrificly intimidating couple.
    Megan Fox = Not Hot
    Her hair is too dark to suit her eyes…it almost makes them glow like an arch nemisis….
    She’s scary!

  24. Jon

    This bitch looks so much better after her visit to the plastic factory. Her outfit sucks though, shitty attempt to look professional rather than the dirty slut she knows she is. Stupid facial expressions. But definitely better looking now than before she went under the knife. Good job Megan, keep it coming. I wanna see what else you can do. Actually, scratch that. You’re a bore after a while.

  25. frank lloyd wright

    Another “shocking” comment from a boring B-List skank who wants to be like Angelina Jolie. Maybe if she wasn’t so dumb and trailer trashy, people would take her seriously

  26. brian austin green

    wtf
    thanks a lot megan.

  27. james

    zack effon omg hes a homo why would she say that gross

  28. Jas

    GOOGLE Megan Fox plastic surgery …… prepare to be amazed by the wonders of medical science!

    I think she would be much more cool if she was a NATURAL beauty. She’s not though, so it’s sort of whatever.

  29. Piatunes

    Good thing she has looks to get by on. Every time she opens her mouth, she sounds a bit dumber. Seriously, obscurity beckons Megan. Fuck off.

  30. Piatunes

    Good thing she has looks to get by on. Every time she opens her mouth, she sounds a bit dumber. Seriously, obscurity beckons Megan. Fuck off.

  31. Piatunes

    Good thing she has looks to get by on. Every time she opens her mouth, she sounds a bit dumber. Seriously, obscurity beckons Megan. Fuck off.

  32. Geronimo

    This bitch is stupid and boring. She knows she’s an idiot so she says these “crazy” things to seem edgy but just make her out to be a dumbass.

  33. APerson

    haha some of you people who comment on the megan fox posts help restore my faith in humanity. she’s talentless, not that attractive, lacks any class whatsoever, and tries way too hard! i love that other people agree!!

  34. APerson

    haha some of you people who comment on the megan fox posts help restore my faith in humanity. she’s talentless, not that attractive, lacks any class whatsoever, and tries way too hard! i love that other people agree!!

  35. Quinn

    I love no talents that behave like whores. TCLTC

  36. confused

    I used to think i’d like to slam Miss Fox to within an inch of her life but now i ain’t too sure.

    Sure she’d go off like a frog in a sock but lately she has this constant ‘dumb fuck’ look on her face and it doesn’t make me hard at all.

    Perhaps she should take up the offer of a sex tape with the kid from the Geek Convention then i might have a re think about her and my status.

    I’m off to write some poetry……

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  38. puhleez

    This girl’s crotch is moist 24 hours a day.

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  40. dude

    funny, i was thinking how much id love to eat megan fox! i think she’d taste like sugar smacks :P

  41. Liar

    I thought she said guys were dirty and nasty?

  42. she is totally over rated now days.. if anybody eat megan then she do taste like ………………!!!!

  43. Rhialto

    41. ROSS VIRGO – July 27, 2009 7:20 AM

    She said Robert Pattinson not Efron.

    *Didn’t he visit the Comic-Con too?

  44. Darth

    45. Rhialto -

    One of our masterly spooks saw him.

  45. Did someone forget to tell Megan Fox that she can take off the vampire makeup?

  46. Relgneps Noge

    You people are fucking retarded. Did your mothers drop you on your head repeatedly as babies?

  47. i m not dina u fat pigs

    Yes, but what does that have to do with Megan Fox eating Zac Efron?

  48. PunkA

    #3 & #9–well said.

    Not sure why she always looks and acts like she just ate a shit sandwich, but she does. Comes across as an uber-bitch. As a result, her days as a pin up are numbered. No guy wants lust after or to be with a total bitch, and there are plenty of hotter, cooler chicks out there than this cunt. She can go away now.

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