Megan Fox wants to eat Zac Efron

July 26th, 2009 // 56 Comments

Seen here promoting Jonah Hex at Comic-Con Friday, Megan Fox admitted she’d love to taste Zac Efron during a press junket for Jennifer’s Body, according to Access Hollywood:

And while her character, a girl possessed by a demon is a literal man-eater, Megan said there’s one real-life guy she’d like to bite into.
“Zac Efron,” she said. “I think he’d taste like a strawberry cupcake.

Call me old-fashioned, but I’m pretty sure the best way to win a man’s heart is to not out him in the press. LeAnn Rimes knows what I’m talking about.

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Comments (56)

  1. fahad | July 26, 2009 at 2:05 pm

    FIRST!!!

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  2. IrishBabe | July 26, 2009 at 2:09 pm

    I want to eat Megan Fox! ha <3

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  3. Brink | July 26, 2009 at 2:13 pm

    Miss Fox would find that I would be much more inclined to do her if she would keep her damn mouth shut.

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  4. fetus_mcnuggets | July 26, 2009 at 2:16 pm

    zac effron would taste like a fermented PUBE

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  5. fetus_mcnuggets | July 26, 2009 at 2:16 pm

    zac effron would taste like a fermented PUBE

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  6. fetus_mcnuggets | July 26, 2009 at 2:16 pm

    zac effron would taste like a fermented PUBE

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  7. fetus_mcnuggets | July 26, 2009 at 2:26 pm

    WOW i just saw the pix she actually DOES have toe thumbs

    shes hiding them in everysingle pic !!

    hybrid PLATYPUS !!

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  8. fetus_mcnuggets | July 26, 2009 at 2:26 pm

    WOW i just saw the pix she actually DOES have toe thumbs

    shes hiding them in everysingle pic !!

    hybrid PLATYPUS !!

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  9. Chipot | July 26, 2009 at 2:44 pm

    Overrated, pretty in like a porn star way, can’t act, ugly ass tatoos all over her body, major bitchface.

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  10. ROUGH daddy | July 26, 2009 at 3:04 pm

    Hmm whos the bubbly blonde in the supergirl outfit, is she a certified dorkette or a member of the press?

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  11. mer | July 26, 2009 at 3:07 pm

    She is trying *so* hard.

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  12. jess | July 26, 2009 at 3:26 pm

    Mike Bay is upset with her because she wouldn’t sleep with him.

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  13. *****Krazyhotkelli********* | July 26, 2009 at 3:40 pm

    Sac Efron iz zo zexy I would kizz him all day. Of for a zwim. Later, lozers.

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  14. rerr edede | July 26, 2009 at 3:41 pm

    Looking great……..i think bay is upset with magan …………

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  15. Monie | July 26, 2009 at 3:47 pm

    “I think he’d taste like a strawberry cupcake.”

    Hahahaha, she’s amazing.

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  16. Urbanspaceman | July 26, 2009 at 4:12 pm

    It’s nice to see some expression on her face for a change.

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  17. Parker | July 26, 2009 at 4:13 pm

    I bet her ass would taste like a warm fluffernutter sandwich, meaning I’d eat it and enjoy myself in the process but all the while I’d be thinking I wish her ass tasted like turkey and swiss with a couple tomato slices on a hot ciabatta roll. But really, who cares what her ass tastes like as long as she’s willing to bend over in front of you? I’d be happy just to bury my hog in her hot little mud pit.

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  18. Jim Summers | July 26, 2009 at 4:14 pm

    Zac Efron would be happier with Megan Fox, she looks wild and slightly masculine. I could easily imagine her dressing Zac up as a woman and serving him up to a bunch of hot guys. She can give Zac pleasures Vanessa would never even dream of.

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  19. Galtacticus | July 26, 2009 at 4:40 pm

    I think he’d taste more like a sour pickle.But,i’ve to admit i’m a straight guy.

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  20. Rhialto | July 26, 2009 at 4:47 pm

    It makes sense to promote Jonah Hex at the San Diego Comic-Con.

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  21. ?????????????????? | July 26, 2009 at 5:09 pm

    #3- You are correct
    I would be happier if she would just shut up and blow me

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  22. Anon | July 26, 2009 at 6:18 pm

    “I think he’d taste like a strawberry cupcake.”

    Suck him and see

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  23. Christina | July 26, 2009 at 6:18 pm

    And then they would make the most horrificly intimidating couple.
    Megan Fox = Not Hot
    Her hair is too dark to suit her eyes…it almost makes them glow like an arch nemisis….
    She’s scary!

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  24. Jon | July 26, 2009 at 6:21 pm

    This bitch looks so much better after her visit to the plastic factory. Her outfit sucks though, shitty attempt to look professional rather than the dirty slut she knows she is. Stupid facial expressions. But definitely better looking now than before she went under the knife. Good job Megan, keep it coming. I wanna see what else you can do. Actually, scratch that. You’re a bore after a while.

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  25. frank lloyd wright | July 26, 2009 at 6:39 pm

    Another “shocking” comment from a boring B-List skank who wants to be like Angelina Jolie. Maybe if she wasn’t so dumb and trailer trashy, people would take her seriously

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  26. brian austin green | July 26, 2009 at 7:12 pm

    wtf
    thanks a lot megan.

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  27. james | July 26, 2009 at 7:14 pm

    zack effon omg hes a homo why would she say that gross

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  28. Jas | July 26, 2009 at 7:45 pm

    GOOGLE Megan Fox plastic surgery …… prepare to be amazed by the wonders of medical science!

    I think she would be much more cool if she was a NATURAL beauty. She’s not though, so it’s sort of whatever.

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  29. Jas | July 26, 2009 at 7:52 pm
  30. Piatunes | July 26, 2009 at 9:24 pm

    Good thing she has looks to get by on. Every time she opens her mouth, she sounds a bit dumber. Seriously, obscurity beckons Megan. Fuck off.

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  31. Piatunes | July 26, 2009 at 9:24 pm

    Good thing she has looks to get by on. Every time she opens her mouth, she sounds a bit dumber. Seriously, obscurity beckons Megan. Fuck off.

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  32. Piatunes | July 26, 2009 at 9:24 pm

    Good thing she has looks to get by on. Every time she opens her mouth, she sounds a bit dumber. Seriously, obscurity beckons Megan. Fuck off.

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  33. Geronimo | July 27, 2009 at 12:39 am

    This bitch is stupid and boring. She knows she’s an idiot so she says these “crazy” things to seem edgy but just make her out to be a dumbass.

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  34. APerson | July 27, 2009 at 12:46 am

    haha some of you people who comment on the megan fox posts help restore my faith in humanity. she’s talentless, not that attractive, lacks any class whatsoever, and tries way too hard! i love that other people agree!!

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  35. APerson | July 27, 2009 at 12:46 am

    haha some of you people who comment on the megan fox posts help restore my faith in humanity. she’s talentless, not that attractive, lacks any class whatsoever, and tries way too hard! i love that other people agree!!

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  36. Quinn | July 27, 2009 at 1:14 am

    I love no talents that behave like whores. TCLTC

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  37. confused | July 27, 2009 at 1:37 am

    I used to think i’d like to slam Miss Fox to within an inch of her life but now i ain’t too sure.

    Sure she’d go off like a frog in a sock but lately she has this constant ‘dumb fuck’ look on her face and it doesn’t make me hard at all.

    Perhaps she should take up the offer of a sex tape with the kid from the Geek Convention then i might have a re think about her and my status.

    I’m off to write some poetry……

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  38. Daniel | Watch Satellite TV On PC | July 27, 2009 at 4:18 am

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  39. puhleez | July 27, 2009 at 4:19 am

    This girl’s crotch is moist 24 hours a day.

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  40. Morgan Fox | July 27, 2009 at 5:06 am

    she is totally over rated now days.. sc*ew her uglyself… u Must see this http://tinyurl.com/qk8gdb ;)

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  41. ROSS VIRGO | July 27, 2009 at 7:20 am
  42. dude | July 27, 2009 at 9:12 am

    funny, i was thinking how much id love to eat megan fox! i think she’d taste like sugar smacks :P

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  43. Liar | July 27, 2009 at 9:23 am

    I thought she said guys were dirty and nasty?

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  44. rerr edede | July 27, 2009 at 9:41 am

    she is totally over rated now days.. if anybody eat megan then she do taste like ………………!!!!

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  45. Rhialto | July 27, 2009 at 9:54 am

    41. ROSS VIRGO – July 27, 2009 7:20 AM

    She said Robert Pattinson not Efron.

    *Didn’t he visit the Comic-Con too?

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  46. Darth | July 27, 2009 at 10:01 am

    45. Rhialto -

    One of our masterly spooks saw him.

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  47. The Jerk | July 27, 2009 at 10:08 am

    Did someone forget to tell Megan Fox that she can take off the vampire makeup?

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  48. Relgneps Noge | July 27, 2009 at 10:15 am

    You people are fucking retarded. Did your mothers drop you on your head repeatedly as babies?

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  49. i m not dina u fat pigs | July 27, 2009 at 10:28 am

    Yes, but what does that have to do with Megan Fox eating Zac Efron?

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  50. PunkA | July 27, 2009 at 12:58 pm

    #3 & #9–well said.

    Not sure why she always looks and acts like she just ate a shit sandwich, but she does. Comes across as an uber-bitch. As a result, her days as a pin up are numbered. No guy wants lust after or to be with a total bitch, and there are plenty of hotter, cooler chicks out there than this cunt. She can go away now.

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