Megan Fox is stretchy

November 20th, 2009 // 91 Comments

Hey, guys, running a tad behind this morning (Thank you, Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show), so here are outtakes from Megan Fox’s recent photoshoot for The New York Times Magazine. Because there’s really not enough pics of Megan Fox accentuating her groin out there, so I’m just doing my part.

Photos: New York Times
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  1. pic6ok

    THE ONLY PIC THAT LOOKS GOOD IS PIC # 6 ..ALLL THE OTHER ONES LOOK STUPID

  2. pic6ok

    THE ONLY PIC THAT LOOKS GOOD IS PIC # 6 ..ALLL THE OTHER ONES LOOK STUPID

  3. THE ONLY PIC THAT LOOKS GOOD IS PIC # 6 ..ALLL THE OTHER ONES LOOK STUPID

  4. She was hot a few years ago, but she’s lost it in the last 2 years, and is starting to look like any other girl you could pick out of Brooklyn.

  5. Smarm

    ” 23. Lila – November 20, 2009 11:49 AM

    Is she trying to spray us with her STDs? I’m pretty sure she’s letting them all get out by spreading herself all open this way. H1N1 I’m not so worried about. Whatever is crawling around this bitches cunt is what haunts my sleep.

    Whatever, you nasty tramp. Your attempt to be funny was borderline pathetic….you sound like a jealous cow, nothing more…and I’d take my chances w her supposed disease riddled cunt before I’d touch your nasty gape of a puss. ‘oooooh is she trying to spray us? cuz….see …. like, see what i did there??’….

    Eat a dick.

  6. Captain

    Those permanently flared nostrils make me feel aggressive.

  7. Blech

    Errrrrrr, Megan looks like Amy Winehouse in these.

  8. Blech

    Errrrrrrr, Megan Fox looks like Amy Winehouse in these. Is she snortin’?

  9. datroof

    Vaaaaaaagina!

  10. Rupert

    Cock goes where?

  11. Megan looks like Amy Winehouse in these.

  12. Fox News Channel

    Yeah! Spread those legs, baby!

  13. YES. These should keep her relevant a few more weeks.

    @ 51-53 : I think the 6th is best overall.

  14. sexchill

    Is it really? I never heard of that! Frustrated by being still single and not finding your Mr. Right? I know a hot and interesting place for wealthy people and their admirers named Billionairepal.com where I have met my boyfriend. You may take a look.

  15. Sabo

    With the hair and the shorts and the stretching it kind of looks like the beginning to a horrible 70s porn movie. *shuddering*

  16. puhleez

    #24: Your bravery and resolve in attempting to eat your girlfriend out first thing in the morning will set you up for great things later in life. Most men can only dream of summoning the courage required to perform such a task. But your ability to put fear aside and dive in head first will result in more tight & wet vagina than you ever knew existed.

  17. Rex

    Hey my penis is stretchy too, oh wait she made it hard.

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  20. #24: Your bravery and resolve in attempting to eat your girlfriend out first thing in the morning will set you up for great things later in life. Most men can only dream of summoning the courage required to perform such a task. But your ability to put fear aside and dive in head first will result in more tight & wet vagina than you ever knew existed.

  21. ability to put fear aside and dive in head first will result in more tight & wet vagina than you ever knew existed.

  22. ability to put fear aside and dive in head first will result in more tight & wet vagina than you ever knew existed.

  23. elle

    Perhaps your girlfriend didn’t feel as clean first thing in the morning. Normally people are more favorably disposed to that sort of thing after a shower. It is possible she did not feel confident or sexy at that hour, first thing upon waking.

    Of course trying to point out anything reasonable is utterly useless here.

  24. um

    @74

    Yea, that’s what I was thinking too.

  25. I would stick my face right in her ass!

  26. I think i’m in love again…..and again………ooop……nope just want to loot the poop shoot.

  27. you can’t describe her beauty in words. She is awesome.

  28. Severo Miron

    Hey dude! She’s wearing a tiny g-string behind his panties!!

  29. Rancid

    When she spreads them like that, I expect evil things to be flying out like the Ark of the covenant. I can then see peoples’ faces melting off or their heads exploding.

  30. BOOHOO

    EWW LOOK AT HER SHORT LEGS.
    they are disgusting… and her thighs… *PUKE*

  31. Gary

    The pictures of her standing in the girdle are far sexier than the contrived weird pose pictures.
    Photoshoots often turn attractive women into weird looking ornaments. Some photographers have very odd ideas about what makes a woman attractive.

  32. couldnt see her vagina..

  33. SB

    I don’t really love these pictures of her. But usually, I think she’s gorgeous. I’m jealous of her pouty lips and perfect body.

    … I sincerely hope she’s gross without makeup.

  34. Hi ,
    I wonder what’s her measurement on the rickter scale is…

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