Who the hell said Isabel Lucas is hotter than Megan Fox?

Megan Fox and Isabel Lucas both star in Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, so it was basically required they make an appearance at Spike TV’s Scream 2009 Awards Saturday to promote tomorrow’s DVD release. On that note, whoever the hell started touting Isabel as the hotter face of the franchise needs to immediately get LASIK’d in the face. Set aside the insanity that flies out of Megan’s mouth, and there’s no way she isn’t the hotter chick in this post. At least I don’t look at Megan Fox and try to decide what I’m more afraid of: An elongated Martian brain behind a massive forehead, or a penis on account of the man-face. In the meantime, I don’t even want to know what Isabel did for Michael Bay to land a role, but I’m sure it involved telepathic alien handjobs followed closely by Greco-Roman wrestling.

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