Who the hell said Isabel Lucas is hotter than Megan Fox?

October 19th, 2009 // 105 Comments

Megan Fox and Isabel Lucas both star in Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, so it was basically required they make an appearance at Spike TV’s Scream 2009 Awards Saturday to promote tomorrow’s DVD release. On that note, whoever the hell started touting Isabel as the hotter face of the franchise needs to immediately get LASIK’d in the face. Set aside the insanity that flies out of Megan’s mouth, and there’s no way she isn’t the hotter chick in this post. At least I don’t look at Megan Fox and try to decide what I’m more afraid of: An elongated Martian brain behind a massive forehead, or a penis on account of the man-face. In the meantime, I don’t even want to know what Isabel did for Michael Bay to land a role, but I’m sure it involved telepathic alien handjobs followed closely by Greco-Roman wrestling.

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  1. ohno

    Why doesn’t she dye her eyebrows to match her hair? That is just wrong.

  2. Love

    First. She looks good in the movie

  3. Willie Dixon

    That Monroe tat on Fox ruins it for me every time.

  4. anon

    what is wrong is that she’s orange!!! she’s much much hotter otherwise. she’s basically not even wearing any eye make up. and megan fox always wears tons of eye and face make up and has had a bazillion plastic surgeries ha.

  5. Jones

    She’s not ugly. The contrast of her eyebrows to her hair color is just jarring. She kind of has a Daryl Hannah vibe going on. Good looking chicks with strong bone structure stay beautiful well into their 40s & beyond, typically.

  6. Erica

    Nobody said she was hotter, fish. The common consensus has always been your precious Megan. I don’t know why you invented this random claim other than as an excuse to post Megan Fox pictures. Okay I guess that’s a sound reason.

    • pam

      Go to youtube,most people found Isabel prettier,in the Megan Fox vs Isabel Lusas video.This is just a bad picture ,this girl was born naturally prettier than Megan.,Megan wears so much makeup,so much surgery,looks a little like a tranny sometimes.

  7. crazypants

    She looks like Chaka from Land of the Lost.

    So that’s not good.

  8. somuchbetter

    The chick is ORANGE

  9. Shia LaBeouf

    GOOO MEGANNN. you’re the best.

  10. Pickens

    I hate to rain on yall’s parade, but both of those women are horribly mannish and give me the idea that somewhere in some bizarre land there are winged creatures with legs that bend backwards plotting an elaborate invasion of our ocular cavities.

  11. Karmen

    These pictures really dont do her justice.

    When she was in ‘Home and Away’ she was fucking gorgeous, seriously as a teen I would have muff dived her in a second.

    I think she’s just naturally pretty so theres really no need for all that war paint.

  12. Onyx Blackman

    Bitch looks like a cross between Daryl Hannah and Michael Bay. That’s probably his love child, which is how she got the job. She’s way more fug than Megan Fox, but that’s not saying much because Megan Fox ain’t shit anyways.

  13. Chacka

    6) it’s cause there’s a new writer, and it’s pretty obvious

  14. LORD MAGGO

    You mean eyebrow. There should be two

  15. Jesus Juice

    So she was actually hiding in the attic when everyone thought she was in a balloon?

    I’m confused.

  16. Swallow Bitch

    Isabell looks like a segment on “If they mated”. Megan fox is losing her attractiveness because she talks to much. Women, you were given a mouth to suck Dick ======================D not speak. If we want your opinion, we will give it to you.

  17. Dirk Diggler

    Because her eyebrows match her hair Megan Fox is hotter, but I’d take Meghan McCain over both. I Love Big Titties!

  18. Joey Bagodonuts

    ” 6. Erica – October 19, 2009 3:05 PM

    Nobody said she was hotter, fish. The common consensus has always been your precious Megan. I don’t know why you invented this random claim other than as an excuse to post Megan Fox pictures. Okay I guess that’s a sound reason.

    Great call! Too bad youre fucking wrong. This is just one of several articles written along the same lines…not that i expect you to admit you were wrong.

    http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/movies/2009/06/24/2009-06-24_isabel_lucas_might_make_audiences_forget_megan_fox_in_the_new_transformers.html

    Oh, and shut up.

  19. Nameless

    Isabell doesn’t look great here. The movie she did look good.

  20. Corey Feldman

    That’s not Isabel Lucas, it’s my good bud, COREY HAIM. Hey, at least one of us found work again.

  21. kramer

    I can’t believe no one made any references to oompa-loompas.

  22. havoc

    Holy shit! She DOES look like Chaka from Land of the Lost!

    Where’s a T Rex when you need one?

    .

  23. She looks like ten miles of bad road. There isn’t enough tequila in the world to make me hit that, except with an SUV.

    And #3 – I completely agree. She needs to blast that thing off with a high-powered laser.

  24. hilaryIwantyou

    I recognize Megan Fox but what the hell is wrong with that other girl’s face?

  25. Fail

    @18

    Put the cock back in your mouth because it’s obvious you’re not intelligent enough to disprove any claim made by #6. You just linked yet another mediocre image, with no evidence that Fish didn’t make it up.

    Next time you want to be a tough guy, how about not looking like a fool? Preemptive thanks for complying.

  26. oh well

    fox usually is the one who looks like a tranny…so it pains me to say this, but she looks absolutely fantastic here. her face looks classically beautiful, her body doesn’t look too thin, and she actually looks like she has some class in that dress. minus that damn tattoo. tattoos give away trailer park roots every time.

    lucas really sold out. its like she went ‘whats hot? tan skin, blonde hair? and everyone loves megan… what is it about her? she has a strong brow…so leave mine dark too.’ and now she looks like a washed up tranny stripper. i’d say the tan is the worst – one of the nice things about megan is she has truly ‘fair’ skin. its light, but its not ‘pale’ – its natural looking without looking like she is ill. it actually looks like something on a china doll.

  27. Lop

    She looks like the Missing Link

  28. Sorry, but I think she is ugly! Lots of make up and hair style …but ugly!

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  29. applecrate

    I say she’s hotter. Megan Fox is pretty, in a very common way. Whoever is picking ‘stars’ these days, are going for very boring beauties.

  30. Sho' Nuff

    Isabel Lucas > Megan Fox.

    Megan Fox is just an Angelina clone with more ink, nothing more, nothing less.

    Isabel Lucas is a classy, sophisticated woman.

  31. gotmilk?

    to all you people saying she looked good in the movie, don’t you get that shit is all airbrushed and photoshopped? if anything, these pictures show exactly what she looks like! and don’t blame it on the orange skin or eyebrows. bitch is uggos.

  32. yuki

    anyone who has an opinion based on what they looked like in the transformers movie is automatically disqualified because YOU ACTUALLY ADMIT TO GOING AND WATCHING THAT MOVIE.

  33. Rajneesh

    I would let either of them be my gf

  34. Kristy

    AAAAHHHH Superficial, the love I feel for you can never go away…Until someone with more money offeres me a better position. Untill then YOU F*ING ROCK ASS Her forehead is fierce

  35. Joey Bagodonuts

    ” 25. Fail – October 19, 2009 3:50 PM

    @18

    Put the cock back in your mouth because it’s obvious you’re not intelligent enough to disprove any claim made by #6. You just linked yet another mediocre image, with no evidence that Fish didn’t make it up.

    Next time you want to be a tough guy, how about not looking like a fool? Preemptive thanks for complying.

    Cock back in your mouth, hahahahahaaha omfg you so crazy and yet so funnyomfg!

    Wow, big word, that, preemptive….unfortunately for you, what you lack in intelligence, you more than make up for in douche baggery, but again fall well short in the reading comp department…..I know its impossible for you to look at an article without focusing on the pretty pictures because, well, you’re fucking illiterate, but let me copy paste down below and maybe your internet flame or your typist will read it to you, since you’re obviously infuckingcapable yourself. As far as the ‘fool’?? Pot…..kettle…..black. Dumbass.

    ***********************************************************************************
    When “Transformers” hit the big screen in 2007, audiences knew to expect a turbocharged bunch of feuding robots, backed by an arsenal of CGI wizardry.

    What they also got was the impossibly hourglass-shaped Megan Fox bending over the engine of hero Sam Witwicky’s bumblebee-yellow Camaro. The mechanically savvy Mikaela still holds the crown as every robotics nerd’s dream date.

    But starting today, she better watch out. In “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen,” she faces competition that comes with sweeter weaponry than the average Decepticon.

    Australian hottie Isabel Lucas joins the franchise as Alice, an alluring classmate Sam (Shia LaBeouf) meets in his first days at college.

    “An interesting relationship develops between myself and Shia,” Lucas, 24, has said. In interviews she remains coy about the exact nature of the characters’ bond. “I’m not allowed to give too much of that away.”

    The Aussie actress landed the part after shooting an HBO miniseries, “The Pacific,” a Steven Spielberg/Tom Hanks-produced foray into World War II action that will hit TV next year. Spielberg suggested Lucas for a role in the “Transformers” sequel.

    Says Lucas, “I’m still pinching myself that’s how it came about.”

    Since then, she has added steam to the franchise, both on the set and off. She was riding in the passenger seat when LaBeouf crashed his car last July, badly injuring his hand. Gossips seized on the incident as the nail in the coffin of Lucas’ romance with Hollywood heartthrob Adrian Grenier.

    She laughs off the rumor, and insists LaBeouf is nothing more than a friend.

    “Adrian and I broke up like a month before the car accident happened,” she recently told Australian reporters. “I know there was some love triangle that they were writing about, but that was completely nonexistent because [Grenier and I] weren’t even ­together. … Shia is one of my closest platonic friends in L.A.”

    One might think that 23-year-old Fox, whose tough-girl vibe has generated persistent comparisons to young Angelina Jolie, would resent the introduction of another hottie, but Lucas insists her co-star was nothing but nice.

    “Megan was really sisterly and warm to me when I began working on the production,” she has said. “She was aware that it is intimidating coming onto a new set where everyone is established, and she was cool.”

    The two have plenty in common. For one thing, Fox has worked up a collection of denials when it comes to rumors that she, too, is romantically inclined toward LaBeouf.

    “There is a bond,” Fox has acknowledged, “but he also can be a brat and we have fistfights and brawl. He’s like a brother.”

    But for the starlets, the most problematic man on set may have been director Michael Bay, known as much for his blockbuster touch of gold as for his brusque persona. Fox has said he handpicked her wardrobe of cutoff shorts and belly shirts. Lucas says he put her in stilettos for the scenes in which she sprints to safety.

    “He’s a total nightmare when he’s on set,” Fox has said. “Off-set, he’s another person and I enjoy his company. But when he’s on set he’s a nightmare.”

    “Many times he was like, ‘You’ve got to be more sexy,’?” adds Lucas of Bay’s on-set instructions. “I haven’t had that direction before, so it was challenging for me, but great. He is very passionate and energetic and he’s a ­
    perfectionist who won’t settle for anything else.”

    In the end, though, both women say they found a home in the boys-and-their-toys world of macho machines. And Fox, at least, sounds like she’ll be back for any number of sequels.

    “I kind of miss the madness of it,” she said recently, “being in this constantly abusive relationship where you never know where the explosions are going off, and there’s screaming and running.”

    Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/movies/2009/06/24/2009-06-24_isabel_lucas_might_make_audiences_forget_megan_fox_in_the_new_transformers.html#ixzz0UPmGMdNK
    ***********************************************************************************

    So I say again- this time, directed towards the chivalrous assclown who feels compelled to defend his honey’s online honor- he didnt make the shit up, this was making rounds well before Fish started talking about it.

    oh before i forget. fuck off.

  36. marie

    in THE MOVIE, Lucas is actually hotter than Fox. by a lot
    I have spoken.

  37. Moron Bonanza

    25. Said:

    “Put the cock back in your mouth because it’s obvious you’re not intelligent enough to disprove any claim made by #6. You just linked yet another mediocre image, with no evidence that Fish didn’t make it up. Next time you want to be a tough guy, how about not looking like a fool? Preemptive thanks for complying.”

    So Fish is in charge of the editorial output of the New York Daily News? Really? That’s the comeback you’re going with? Smart.

  38. Your Mom, Naked, On Crack

    Rachael Taylor is hotter than both of them.

  39. areadcad

    Dig those Brezhnev ‘brows!

    They remind me of two caterpillars snoozing above her eyes.

    Either that, or she’s channeling one of the Hemingway babes.

  40. Richard McBeef

    @36 – Maybe you should copy and paste even longer posts that way I know that I should give a big fuck.

    If I wanted to read that much horse shit, I would go check out a twilight book.

  41. fearsarewishes

    @36

    tl;dr

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  42. JessSayin

    Because she’s got what Megan Crotch doesn’t….Class
    Megan’s going the way of Lindsey Blow-han.

  43. farles chew

    They’re both pretty awkward. Let’s have more pics of anyone who wasn’t in a Transformers movie, isn’t a Kardashian, and has never been on The Hills.

  44. Jennifur

    ” 41. Richard McBeef – October 19, 2009 4:38 PM

    @36 – Maybe you should copy and paste even longer posts that way I know that I should give a big fuck.

    If I wanted to read that much horse shit, I would go check out a twilight book.

    Says the poster named Richard ‘McBeef’….i’m pretty sure he put those asterisks around it to highlight the fact he copied the article….and before you cry about his ‘long post’ maybe you should take some reading comprehension courses yourself- he said he found an article backing what Fish said….pasted the LINK to the article, only to have some maroon tell him it was a picture. I’m pretty sure it was to prove a point, not appease your goofy ass.

    Way to be, Dick.

  45. Christina

    She is the most beautiful girl i’ve seen on this site, or at least for a VERY long time.

  46. Truth

    Its funny how the writer says this chick has a big forehead. Um Megan Fox has a pretty big forehead herself. Not to be mean but everyone has flaws, and Megan Fox has A LOT of them.

    Those when people like this write articles they seem to forget all of Foxs flaws but point out other actress flaws, which almost 90% of the time Megan has as well. I heard how someone didn’t like a certain actress because she had no boobs and butt.

    Um, Megan Fox is the same! A big plus is that Isabel hasn’t had surgery to make her looks unlike Fox who’s had maybe 8! Yeah I stick with the real girls

  47. #44: How about some pics of your mom?

    I’ve got some.

  48. TheMuffinMan

    aw come on, you folks are idiots, orange, green, blue you know you will still hit it. Captain Kirk did.

  49. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester

    From what I remember from that very bad movie was that she had a long tongue.

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