Megan Fox is Still in a Bikini

June 3rd, 2010 // 111 Comments

Here’s the latest batch of Megan Fox bikini pics taken in Hawaii yesterday and after getting a look at her surprisingly existing thighs, I’ve generously decided to offer Megan a part in my GoBots movie just to piss Michael Bay off. Especially when he sees 98% of is nothing but his Transformers footage with me goosing Megan edited into Optimus Prime’s face. (Bet you wish you thought of it first. Hack.)

Photos: GSI Media
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  1. Giggle

    @42 lmao megan was born in TN and grew up in fl, she is southern.

  2. anonymus

    somehow, she has lost all her appeal.

    being fired made it worse

  3. #38, you drank veggies? Like…how? V8?

  4. Molotov Molly

    Those two have the dumbest tattoos…

  5. Momomo

    Her torso is incredibly long looking. Never noticed that. She needs to tone up her bum. When will girls learn that being skinny is not a free pass from exercise…

  6. kaylia

    i don’t care about the rest of you, yeah she’s plain looking when she’s not posed as holier than thou but i’m so jealous of that body, i trade my giant rack for her mosquito bites any day.

    @ 52 she definitely works out, no girl naturally has a six pack, and her butt is in great shape for her size. i don’t know where you’re looking but i don’t see any cellulite

  7. Jtown

    The reason these pictures are somewhat of a disappointment to readers is that she has poor taste in bathing suits. Where did she get those things? They don’t do her any favors, are mismatched, and those bottoms look like they go up to high in the back.

  8. Tolstoy

    Why did she stop at having only half of War & Peace tattooed on herself? If you like Russian novels, go the whole hog and have the entire thing done, or not at all. Half done is half-assed.
    And speaking of half-asses, why did her parents genes stop at a quarter?

  9. jenni

    title should read megan fox is still a disappointment.

  10. Tek

    @47 well not all of them… though she did have more meat on her in the first Transformers.

  11. Those are shitty tattoos, and def illuminati/ mk symbolism…marilyn monroe – snuffed mk slave (from the early days), and some nonsense about gilded butterflies.

    Shitty Tattoos on a woman = painting over a Degas…

  12. Love this site, have loved it for that past 4 years! I haven’t commented at all but have been an avid reader daily. In my opinion Megan Fox look pretty shitty. Don’t get me wrong, she’s gorg, but I’m not a fan of the man-pack.

  13. jenni

    Bitch should do some squats. That keeps my ass round and tight. (;

  14. Ripper Owens

    I’m so off this ugly dick thumb pig. She is rotted.

  15. OMG! Who knew she was that ripped?
    As for her being “too skinny”.. she looks in shape to me. Not everyone loves carbs and fat. She may also have a great metabolism. I doubt she starves on a regular basis because she’d be too weak to workout as much as she obviously does.

  16. Fuckston

    I like that a scrawny girl can have some definition in her abs and somehow qualify for “ripped” status, despite the fact that the rest of her body has almost no muscle definition. Look at her shoulders, legs and ass (or total lack thereof) — you’d have to be blind to think that she’s in any real shape.

    I don’t think lunging away from plates of food or squatting over a toilet after a laxative cocktail actually qualify as a workout regimen.

  17. icu

    Fuck! What’s with the DOUCHEBAG ADS? change your sites name to http://www.shitsucker.com or http://www.pussywhippedassfuckedbyhollywooddouchelover.com

    Seriously? Kutcher ads?

    You fucking whore!

    Superficial how can you make fun of whores when you yourself have been one for quite a while?

    What’s that sucking sound I hear now?No it’s not Russell Brand woofing down those corn nuts you call balls.

    It’s just http://www.thesuperficial.com

  18. icu

    @ 66
    Thanks for stealing my line you whore!

  19. Soopa

    And she thought the whole world wanted a piece of that…. It’s not attractive! She looks like a duck without makeup and her body is just scary.. SHE HAS NO SHAPE, and I’m not the judging type but I think she has had her stomach surgically done, her belly button has been stretched to an abnormal size length wise. Mrs.Fox you aint’ got it honey.

  20. oh yeah so….

  21. ain t no jealous bitch

    she has no shape, no hips, no ass, no make up duck lips, stupid tatoos and all, despite all of this, she s the one swiming in hawaii, getting rich, acting in movies, getting paparazzos wherever she goes, we, nobodies,.. here we are, talking shit about the girl in our tiny ugly homes and she s having the time of her life ! LOL….. IN HAWAIIIII rememeber ??

    Jealousy is the ugliest feeling in the world !

  22. Relevantina

    The tats are awful and take away from her attractiveness. But her figure is quite nice and looks great in clothes. Her ass is fine….people for some weird reason like those ugly floppy ones in the music videos….yuck. She has no cellulite on the backs of her thighs.

  23. captain america

    some people call this a woman’s but?
    ….I THINK THOSE WERE FAGGOTS!!

  24. She is cute!

  25. ClassyDirtyChick

    lumpy bottom..

  26. Nameless

    Can’t see how anyone can be so crack ass skinny yet look like their are carrying extra fat (pics 3 and 4). She needs to go to the gym and quit being anoxeric and just smoking cigarettes for 3 meals a day.

  27. DogBoy

    The tattoos are more distracting than any body part issues.
    I’d still hit it– with glee.

  28. USMC Steve

    What is all that scribbly shit on her right side? What does it say?

  29. @72@72@72

    Megan, you are fucking, BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN, DONNA’S EX! SHUT UP BITCH AND GO GET A TAN!

  30. No Fat Ass

    I LOVE HOW ALL THESE GUYS THINK A CHICK ISN’T HOT IF SHE DOESN’T HAVE A BIG OL FAT SISTERS AZZ. NOT EVERYONE THINKS MS. FAT-ASS KARDASHIAN IS HOT, YES SHE HAS GREAT TITS AND A NICE FACE. BUT AND I MEAN BIGGGGG BUT…. THASTS IT.

    NOT ALL GUYS LIKE THE GHETTO ASS JUST BECAUSE EVERY KID BORN AFTER 1990 THINKS ITS SOOO COOL TO BE A WIGGER. SORRY DOUCGE BAGS BUT ALOT OF US GUYS LIKE A NICE LITTLE ASS THAT WONT BE FULL OF CELLULITE IN 10 YEARS LIKE YOUR BIG MOMMA AZZ YOU LIKE TO GRAB ONTO.

    YOU CAN HAVE YOUR GHETTO BITCHES AND WE CAN HAVE ARE HOT SKINNY W.A.S.P. WOMAN WITH NO FATTTTTTTT.

  31. fag

    THAT’S A HOT BODY!! IF YOU’RE INTO 16 YEAR OLD BOYS, THAT IS.

  32. DragonKatt

    She looks so normal! If it weren’t for the tats, I wouldn’t know it was her.

  33. deja

    You can’t “MAKE” a butt!! I have a flat butt too, it’s genetics. I do squats, run on an incline – and nothing.

  34. gigi

    My BF is soooooo into her!!!!!… she’s gorgeous , but no ass no curvs… if she ad a little ass it would balance with her breast!!! STILL she is beautiful

  35. Natalie

    I used to think she was so freakishly hot, it was actually unfair to other girls. Seeing her all pale and skinny with no makeup makes her look more plain jane. Don’t get me wrong, she’s still beautiful, but if I didn’t know who Megan Fox was, I would not be impressed.

  36. Hey

    Waaait. Didn’t she complain that Bay wanted her to sun tan too much!? And here she is, out in the sun AGAIN. I think somebody wants her jb back

  37. Skinny.. too skinny to look good.

  38. RasputinsLiver

    *

    See, in these photos we see why makeup artists and photoshoppers get paid so well.

    Take some plain average looking young thing and use some makeup tricks, photoshopping and CG effects and…VOILA!….you’ve got some goddess.

    Take off the makeup, take away the photoshopping and avoid the CGing and were back to square one with merely some talentless plain Jane who wouldn’t get noticed if she wore a sandwich board and stomped around in front of Spielberg’s office.

    *

  39. rita

    @62 – lol.

    @76 – bitch please. it’s not like you’ve gotta be into Kardashian-sized asses to appreciate that having NO ASS at all like skeletor here is an issue. that’s kind of like saying if you don’t like Heidi’s chest you must be into chicks who are Kate-Hudson-pre-implants flat.

    I mean…It’s not like she’s fug or anything, but as another poster put it: wouldn’t make me look twice in a mall or on the beach. It really sucks when women are in Hollywood for too long and they starve themselves so they’re a good 4-6 lbs below their best-body weight. I think she actually WAS hotter before, and that’s the sad part.

  40. yarrak

    soguma sebebi aminakoyim

  41. Jordan

    I think its refreshing to see her as a normal person. And i don’t think she looks thaaaaat bad here.

  42. kensey

    Wait..someone actually thinks this woman has big thighs?? And who is your idea of a woman with perfect thighs? Amy Winehouse? If you are a guy..you’re obviously a fag. And if you’re a chick..you are writing this from your bed at the local anorexic inpatient unit.

  43. Tamia

    I have a round big butt like Kim Kardash. I am Italian, and I have 36D boobes, I have had 2 kids, and I haven’t always felt great about myself. I have tattoos, I believe that they are tasteful, I don’t have any stretchmarks, and work out 3 days a week. I still have a little meat on my thighs, but my stomach is flat. I actually had a breast reduction about 5 years ago, so I have little pencil lines for scars. I think you people that criticize what is and isn’t beautiful, should take a good look in the mirror. If you have daughters, we need to teach them self esteem. I have a 2 yr old daughter, and I hope that she grows up to love herself, unlike myself. I suffered for a long time. However, I would rather be me, curvy and womanly…than like Megan Fox. I think she is pretty ofcourse, and to each, beauty is absolutely in the eye of the beholder. Stop ripping people apart for what they LOOK like, life is too friggin short. And what if tomorrow, we were burned or our legs were ripped off in an accident. I live near where the station fire happened. Many lives destroyed; many beautiful people marred by fire. I am sure we can still find the beauty in them~!

  44. Shutter

    Noassatallis… None. Flat ass, disgustingly flat. It’s a wonder her pants stay up.

  45. Moi

    Very pretty face – incredibly average body.

  46. oo yess my man..

  47. oofff..
    professionel photo..

  48. oyy oyyy oyyy look photo’s..

  49. owww yess baby good the sexy photo..

  50. She is cute!

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