Here’s the latest batch of Megan Fox bikini pics taken in Hawaii yesterday and after getting a look at her surprisingly existing thighs, I’ve generously decided to offer Megan a part in my GoBots movie just to piss Michael Bay off. Especially when he sees 98% of is nothing but his Transformers footage with me goosing Megan edited into Optimus Prime’s face. (Bet you wish you thought of it first. Hack.)
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phish | June 3, 2010 at 3:31 pm
1st A-holes
Yuck | June 3, 2010 at 3:33 pm
Yuck she is not sexy AT ALL
Yuck | June 3, 2010 at 3:33 pm
Yuck she is not sexy AT ALL. No ass whatsoever. Disappointment.
alana | June 3, 2010 at 3:33 pm
i’m envious of her super flat tummy, but her ass is going to look so awful in a few years/months.
melissa | June 3, 2010 at 3:35 pm
that girl has some great hair.
scatze | June 3, 2010 at 3:36 pm
her ass is a disappointment…
MissZ | June 3, 2010 at 3:37 pm
Nothing more attractive than a woman with a flat ass.
Heidi M. | June 3, 2010 at 3:37 pm
she needs to have her ass done
pissin pete | June 3, 2010 at 3:39 pm
she needs some sun tan.. looks like death considering she acts like she is king of the shit hill
Parker | June 3, 2010 at 3:42 pm
I want to use my weiner to leave some mustard in her hot little ass.
darin | June 3, 2010 at 3:46 pm
she’s got the no butt white woman syndrome.
alisa | June 3, 2010 at 3:49 pm
stop watching ghetto rap videos and kim kardashian’s ass implant. most woman dont have big round butts. naive idiots
Richport's Ghost | June 3, 2010 at 3:53 pm
Picture 8, she looks like she’s ready to go down on an air dick.
FrankNfrtr | June 3, 2010 at 3:57 pm
All that glamour we see in the movies & magazines comes from tubes of makeup, careful lighting, calculated posing & PhotoShop.
Here’s the proof.
Megan’s a real pretty young woman who would look terrible with the standard Hollywood starlet spray on orange tan.
However many of us wish that those damn stupid tattoos would just go away.
scatze | June 3, 2010 at 3:57 pm
Without a doubt, a round shapely ass is the most sexiest part of a woman’s body…something you obviously don’t have alisa.
Aaron | June 3, 2010 at 3:58 pm
why are these boners always holding hands?
The eX Online | June 3, 2010 at 3:58 pm
In Picture #7 I think the 90210 douchebag found her ass somewhere in the water… he is pointing it out. Or he found her drowning career and hotness.
She needs to get dressed and get the fuck going. She is KILLING her rep with these pics. Fox went from sizzle to skank in a matter of 3 days of pictures.
AZrock | June 3, 2010 at 4:03 pm
yuck…
Heavy Street | June 3, 2010 at 4:15 pm
I guess she needs time off before hew next Jennifers Body sequel. After all it was box office smash right?
deeedoooo | June 3, 2010 at 4:19 pm
doesn’t this girl own a matching bathing suit? That looks stupid.
GbotX | June 3, 2010 at 4:22 pm
GoBots are owned by Hasbro and were rolled into the Transformers line in the 1990′s.
How to Get Rid of Blackheads on Your Nose | June 3, 2010 at 4:23 pm
Dude, the clock is ticking on her relevancy. She should be doing a better job with her career choices, because in about thirty minutes, she’s going to be too old to even read for a good part, and that will just be sad. Can’t she take a look at her has-been boyfriend for evidence of this?
Sport | June 3, 2010 at 4:25 pm
nothing special without Photoshop and makeup.
Jimbo | June 3, 2010 at 4:28 pm
Whose boobs are bigger??
NiceAss | June 3, 2010 at 4:35 pm
The problem isn’t her ass…it’s her thighs. She needs to get off her ass and do something. Ride a bike…hike…work out at the gym…anything. Just don’t sit around and be a slug like Lindsay, Tara, Britney, that mess from the OC, etc. Once her thighs get slimmed down her ass will be more defined.
See Alice | June 3, 2010 at 4:35 pm
The Problem here are all the tattoos . What a mess .
Grainy zoom shots are lame
Alli Watermelon | June 3, 2010 at 4:36 pm
Someone should teach her how to coordinate her bikini tops and bottoms.
turd da third | June 3, 2010 at 4:40 pm
ugly and stupid tattoos, what was she thinking? Nice to have a permanent record of one of your largest life mistakes
Sandy | June 3, 2010 at 4:43 pm
i’d rather have tiny boobs than NO ASS
that’s as flat as an ass can be, it’s so sad looking :(
#12 – first *women; second, speak for yourself
wtf? | June 3, 2010 at 4:44 pm
She does NOT have big thighs, you IDIOTS!
Bart | June 3, 2010 at 4:48 pm
I guess this means she’s a serious actress now. ;)
Tek | June 3, 2010 at 4:56 pm
Not bad, but not great either. In all, not impressed.
Marcus | June 3, 2010 at 5:01 pm
Good for him, 90210 guy lives on!!!
cindy | June 3, 2010 at 5:06 pm
She is skinny, that’s it. And looks like a 12 year old boy, straight down, no waist, hips. I used to be skinny like her, and hated it. But to each their own. She would look much better with 10-15 pounds on her. I’ll take Kim K’s curves and her fat ass over a body like this.
MikeyLikey | June 3, 2010 at 5:23 pm
She is so incredibly beautiful. Her derriere is fine as are her thighs. I see nothing wrong with her other than the ill-advised tats. Why is this generation so enthralled with ink? Get a henna tat that will wash off. That way you won’t have see the same thing everyday the rest of your life.
Faraz | June 3, 2010 at 5:30 pm
Her panties are falling down…lmao NO ASS AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!! what a disappointment for a girl… yuck
Meh | June 3, 2010 at 5:47 pm
Fake tits. No ass. Stupid tattoos. Face is meh without makeup. Physically awkward. Maybe all her verbal diarehea about how “I’m not hot” is right after all…
Jessica | June 3, 2010 at 5:50 pm
It is surprising to see people say white women don’t have butts.. I am a white woman (redheaded), and I have a large posterior and large boobs as well. It is all genetics and who was your mommy and daddy is all. (Mainly the mommy) ;d But I am from the south.. and all I drank while growin up was veggies, and all I drank was milk.. so I guess if you don’t eat good as a kid you’ll end up like this, xD
Andrew | June 3, 2010 at 5:57 pm
Why not just turn this whole website into one huge AD depot? I swear it wasn’t always like this.
Xtal | June 3, 2010 at 5:59 pm
She’s gorgeous. I love her skin. A lot of you are hating on her for being “pale,” but she has perfect skin here. I will be so excited when people start ditching the tanning fad. Nothing like ruining your skin and setting yourself up for skin cancer! Morons.
bar room hero | June 3, 2010 at 6:04 pm
Shitty tattoos…
slag
Tek | June 3, 2010 at 6:14 pm
@38 Yeah southern white girls are better equipped. I noticed that recently.
L | June 3, 2010 at 6:15 pm
Um, FrankNfrtr, Megan Fox DID do the fake tan thing for a while there. Look at this, for example:
http://meganfoxbuzz.com/celebrity-beauty-secrets-megan-fox-tan/
Ps. her body sucks. If she stopped depriving herself of food I’m sure it would be better.
reality check | June 3, 2010 at 6:19 pm
Tattoos are awful, other than that her body looks awesome. Are you retards ripping on her the same ones that said she was the most beautiful woman in the universe 2 years ago? Why’d it become popular to bash Megan Fox?
gen | June 3, 2010 at 6:51 pm
You guys are ridiculous. She looks exactly like she always has…
Jazzy | June 3, 2010 at 6:55 pm
I’d rather look healthy and average than thin and gorgeous.
Nothing more sickening than a 12-year-old body in your bed.
Giggle | June 3, 2010 at 7:03 pm
@42 lmao megan was born in TN and grew up in fl, she is southern.
anonymus | June 3, 2010 at 7:50 pm
somehow, she has lost all her appeal.
being fired made it worse
Alli Watermelon | June 3, 2010 at 7:51 pm
#38, you drank veggies? Like…how? V8?
Molotov Molly | June 3, 2010 at 7:56 pm
Those two have the dumbest tattoos…