Megan Fox is single

February 24th, 2009 // 90 Comments

Because I enjoy a good story filled with hope, Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green have broken up, according to Us Magazine:

“The relationship had run its course,” an insider tells Us exclusively. “It’s completely amicable, and they are remaining friends.”
Fox, 22 (who’ll reprise her role as Mikaela in this June’s sequel Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen), and Green, 35 (a regular on Fox’s Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles), now “are both focusing on their careers,” the source adds.

Of course, we’ve all heard this fairy tale before which is why I’m not buying it until Megan Fox makes out with me in a helicopter. Hey, I didn’t spend nine years getting a bachelor’s in journalism for nothing. Now, get me one of those hats that say “Press” on it. We’re doing this one by the book.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. sixpack

    What to do about that Brian Austin Green tattoo near her puss! That was brilliant.

  2. bigdicgidy

    Megan I love you!

  3. Andy

    Gorgeous clothes and beautiful tattoos. It’s hard to find this type of talent, except, you know, everywhere.

  4. .

    She looks like a mixture of Angelina Jolie and Lindsay Lohan.

  5. wow

    wow lame tatoo’s trying to be trashy dirty whore

  6. Joline

    I think she is the most sexy celebrity, so there are so many men are talking about her at ____MillionaireLoving. C O M____ forum, they are interested in posting her naked photos and private news.

  7. Beth

    This must be her “Oh, I hate being called hot, I think I’m ordinary!” outfit.

    Yawn.

  8. James

    Never noticed how much of a bobblehead she is. Sorta freakish here.

  9. Photoshop Police

    @ wow :

    “trying” to be?

    p.s. – not complaining….. at all.

  10. Bitch is lucky i aint there with her. idda smacked her into next week for them stupid ass cracka tattoos. She needs to be having a potleaf, some pyramid shit or nephrotitte howzeva the fukk you spellz it…dumb bitch.

    Id make her as whoopin make my girfriends look like a day in the park. she look stuck on stoopid, like my prez nObama. werd

    cmon bitch, come back and get this dickle…i tear that shit up better than some 90210 white boy do, ya herd? werd

  11. Brandon

    She’s hot, but in the end, she’s really a doctor’s creation.

  12. phil

    She’s hot, especially in the end.

  13. wow

    Beautiful girl. But, man, I wish she would get rid of those blond highlights

  14. strange

    i’m strangely excited to see who she hooks up with next. $100 says it’s a musician or some skinny indie actor.

  15. Irregardless, I’d give her blond highlights. In her ass. Mixed with red highlights.

  16. Upwardly Crustyfuck

    #12-Chris Browneye

    I say, old bean, I rather fancy your colorful use of the King’s English. Top shelf!

    Tally-ho and toodles, you ghetto rapscallion, you.

  17. Deacon Jones

    Well, after “Terminator” got moved to Fridays, it was only a matter of time…

  18. combustion8

    I wanna jiz on each and every tat.. even the brian one.. that doesnt make me gay.

  19. chick dying her hair looks like a clown

  20. Megan is old news

    Hmm

    Sounds like she got dumped for a better model (Summer Glau)
    Snake that terminator long time-she if she is programmed with a
    good gag reflex, plus the ability to take it doggystyle up the ass

  21. Christina

    Am I the only person in the world who doesn’t find her insanely beautiful? She’s certainly not unattractive but she’s sort of freaky looking. She looks like a wax sculpture on the red carpet more often than not. And her tattoos are hideous.

    I have nothing against her and haven’t seen her in anything ever, but I don’t get the big deal. Someone like Freida Pinto (girl from Slumdog Millionaire) I can see making a big deal over, but not Megan Fox.

  22. Zack

    The bad news is that it’s not Green’s name that’s tattooed next to her pussy, it’s his spread ass. So, yes, that DOES make you gay.

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  24. Guest

    She’s GORGEOUS! She knows she’s gorgeous….
    but those tattoo’s definantly take away
    from her beauty.

  25. Guest

    Oh, and @ 23….I think you ARE the only
    person who doesn’t think she’s insanely
    beautiful.

  26. She is almost as hot as Dog the Bountyhunter’s wife..

  27. phoring

    Tattoos defaces the value of a body. I would still hit it.

  28. She is almost as hot as Dog the Bountyhunter’s wife..

  29. She is almost as hot as Dog the Bountyhunter’s wife..

  30. She is almost as hot as Dog the Bountyhunter’s wife..

  31. She is almost as hot as Dog the Bountyhunter’s wife..

  32. Shes not going anywhere,,,this guy gets hot chicks all the time…Superfish spending 9 years in journalism school for this reputable website is much more interesting to me…

  33. Tori

    What the hell is that doing her hair in pic 8? A mannequin?

  34. Richard McBeef

    It’s sad she ruined her body with those ghastly tattoos.

    browneye and crustyfuck – totally rad

  35. Richard McBeef

    It’s sad she ruined her body with those ghastly tattoos.

    browneye and crustyfuck – totally rad

  36. She did ruin her body Richard McBeef. And the only cure for miss Fox is my penis. Inside her.

  37. cady

    She is so lovely, and I saw her profile on
    ____Millionaire Romances com_____,she is welcomed by a lot of rich singles and celebs here. I also met many Classy Women, hot rich guys,also nice wealthy admirers. so I feel so happy.

  38. sarah

    the girl doing her hair looks like scarjo

  39. Haha, bitchh(:

    Wow, number 12:

    You say shes stuck on stupid, you cant even spell STUPID
    Dumb piece of fuck :)

  40. Tom K

    I think she’s an attractive woman, but her tattoos are trashy! She looks like pure white trash!!!!! She needs to get those tats removed!!!!!! Ladies if you are listening tattoos on a woman’s arms are nasty and trashy. They are not classy!!!

  41. Jose Pistola

    For a second I thought she was shaving her head at the salon.

  42. MickyMcSait

    Oh god, even without the tattoos she’d look like trash!
    Boring brown hair, pale, weedy….Angelina wannabe if ever I saw one. She’s one of the worst actresses I’ve ever seen! She ruined Transformers, with her tooth showing blank staring scream 30secs after she’s supposed to bullshit. BORING!!!!!!! Fucking YAWN!!!!

  43. Captain Obvious

    Doesn’t anyone else see how in every picture she takes where you can clearly see her face that she looks totally dead behind the eyes? She is also a mouth breather, if you haven’t noticed. Ok, so she’s beautiful and has a great body. But those tattoos say “trashy dumbass”, and yes, she does kind of have a bobble head and could stand to eat a cheeseburger.

  44. Art Vandelay

    Whether she’s beautiful or not, it’s still one less girl that’s going to have sex with Brian Austin Green. And that is always a beautiful thing.

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  46. Where's Darkwing Duck?

    I wonder ifshe has a self esteem issue? It certainly makes them more willing to please. If I had a penis,,, well, fuck it, I’ll buy one.

  47. bitingontinfoil

    she looks like she has a penis.

    i’d hit it! (either way – meh)

  48. Meh

    She’s all tattooed skin, stretched over a small skeleton. I would not want to bruise my prick on her pubic bone.

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