Because I enjoy a good story filled with hope, Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green have broken up, according to Us Magazine:
“The relationship had run its course,” an insider tells Us exclusively. “It’s completely amicable, and they are remaining friends.”
Fox, 22 (who’ll reprise her role as Mikaela in this June’s sequel Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen), and Green, 35 (a regular on Fox’s Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles), now “are both focusing on their careers,” the source adds.
Of course, we’ve all heard this fairy tale before which is why I’m not buying it until Megan Fox makes out with me in a helicopter. Hey, I didn’t spend nine years getting a bachelor’s in journalism for nothing. Now, get me one of those hats that say “Press” on it. We’re doing this one by the book.