Megan Fox is f-cking batshit in Rolling Stone

Megan Fox covers the October 1, 2009 issue of Rolling Stone where she reveals she’s pretty much a ticking time-bomb of crazy that’s going to shoot Brian Austin Green in the leg. Not even joking:

On cutting herself:
“Yeah, but I don’t want to elaborate. I would never call myself a cutter. Girls go through different phases when they’re growing up, when they’re miserable and do different things, whether it’s an eating disorder or they dabble in cutting.”

On if she had an eating disorder:
“If I did talk about it, I’d be taking on a role-model status, and I’d have to choose my words very carefully, and I’d have to make sure I reveal it in a specific way, and I don’t want to do it.”

On her insecurities:
“I’m really insecure about everything. Self-loathing doesn’t keep me from being happy. But that doesn’t mean I don’t struggle. I am very vulnerable. But I can be aggressive, hurtful, domineering and selfish, too. I’m emotionally unpredictable and all over the place. I’m a control freak.”

On how she’s going to eventually murder Brian Austin Green:
“I’ve had to say to Brian, ‘You have to go and stop talking to me, because I’m going to kill you. I’m going to stab you with something. Please leave. I’d never own a gun for that reason. I wouldn’t shoot to kill. But I would shoot him in the leg, for sure.”

I love how Megan Fox admits she’d randomly shoot Brian Austin Green in the leg for no reason, and yet he still sticks around to have sex with her. He’s basically banging a landmine with awesome breasts which, let’s be honest, kicks way more ass than dying of something stupid like cancer. Or old age. That’s for chumps.