Megan Fox is f-cking batshit in Rolling Stone

September 16th, 2009 // 138 Comments

Megan Fox covers the October 1, 2009 issue of Rolling Stone where she reveals she’s pretty much a ticking time-bomb of crazy that’s going to shoot Brian Austin Green in the leg. Not even joking:

On cutting herself:
“Yeah, but I don’t want to elaborate. I would never call myself a cutter. Girls go through different phases when they’re growing up, when they’re miserable and do different things, whether it’s an eating disorder or they dabble in cutting.”

On if she had an eating disorder:
“If I did talk about it, I’d be taking on a role-model status, and I’d have to choose my words very carefully, and I’d have to make sure I reveal it in a specific way, and I don’t want to do it.”

On her insecurities:
“I’m really insecure about everything. Self-loathing doesn’t keep me from being happy. But that doesn’t mean I don’t struggle. I am very vulnerable. But I can be aggressive, hurtful, domineering and selfish, too. I’m emotionally unpredictable and all over the place. I’m a control freak.”

On how she’s going to eventually murder Brian Austin Green:
“I’ve had to say to Brian, ‘You have to go and stop talking to me, because I’m going to kill you. I’m going to stab you with something. Please leave. I’d never own a gun for that reason. I wouldn’t shoot to kill. But I would shoot him in the leg, for sure.”

I love how Megan Fox admits she’d randomly shoot Brian Austin Green in the leg for no reason, and yet he still sticks around to have sex with her. He’s basically banging a landmine with awesome breasts which, let’s be honest, kicks way more ass than dying of something stupid like cancer. Or old age. That’s for chumps.

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  1. adrienne

    so sick of her. next!

  2. norton

    This chick is certifiable.

    Hot…. but nuts.

  3. carlac

    I love her face!

  4. Peter Pumpkin Eater

    Agreed! She’s a bitch, she’s not that hot and she’s highly overrated.

  5. eduardo

    i’ve seen hotter librarians

  6. MCcains tumor

    She needs to go away….actually she needs to be raped in her ass until her fudge pours out!!

  7. Lloyd Johnson

    BAG is a f’n pimp! Every single guy over 30 wants a hot young chick to bang that doesn’t have enough self esteem to demand a relationship.

  8. Vi

    Trying to be the next Angelina Jolie: UR DOIN IT RONG.

  9. Snoop

    She wears blue contacts, has a bewb job and has already had botox. It is not looking like Meg here is going in for the long haul. (and she is gonzo crazy)

  10. Delgo

    flooded the market with this citag (t9)

  11. clarkehead

    Attention Whore, party of one, your 15 minutes are almost up.

  12. Not just fox

    Some of you are confused. BAG proposed to Megan. This caused her to move out temporarily.Megan used this time to create drama, where there actually was none. She is a attention whore, that needs to constantly be in print. They are both tat’d up losers. The more Megan speaks, the less attractive she becomes. While she is pretty, her terrible ink, and her Fucked up brain is real downgrade. Rates an 8 at best.

    On a seperate note, anyone see Jennifer Aniston on Leno last night. She wore a tight black mini. When she sat down, you could nearly see the endzone. She has never looked better. Of course, she is still annoying as hell. Rumor has it, John Mayer is tappin that again. Rates a 9 on looks. After you factor in degree of difficulty, based on her age.

    Kimmel had on Eva Longoria who looked decent, though not as well as Aniston. Anyone believe, that is a “beard” situation. Rates a 7.5

  13. tex192

    damn I actually thought see pics of her screwin some dude named bat shit…oooh better yet a chick named batshit.
    Disappointed :(

  14. Over her and her ugly ass tattoos.

  15. ama

    I’m just going to scroll past all the “she’s a crazy whore” and “her ugly tattoos” comments that are sure to follow, and say that despite the stupid shit that comes out of her mouth, she’s beautiful and the photos are sexy.

  16. paul

    GO BRIAN! The crazy ones are always great in bed!

  17. starting....now

    Fuggin ugly and her tattoos are whores

  18. meganfoxisannoying

    i’m really waiting to see these awesome boobs everyone talks about. all I see in pic 4 is intense skeleton-like collar bone and a giant space where her boobs would be if she ate something.

  19. James

    SHE IS THE HOTTEST BITCH AROUND!

  20. My goodness, the things that come out of her mouth!

    -meream

  21. Dude of Dudes

    Pic #7 is how all my bitches cook me dinner.

  22. gil

    megan fox sucks, why are we listening to this spoiled bitch??
    megan fox sucks, why are we listening to this spoiled bitch??
    megan fox sucks, why are we listening to this spoiled bitch??
    megan fox sucks, why are we listening to this spoiled bitch??
    megan fox sucks, why are we listening to this spoiled bitch??
    megan fox sucks, why are we listening to this spoiled bitch??

  23. Tom Cruise

    COME ON people!!

    can’t you see what she is doing? this is an Angelina Jolie redux. Same PR story to create this sexy bad girl image that will sell tickets and endorsements. Remember the tattoos and knife playing and wanting to shoot someone and taste blood?
    It’s the same formula same shit all over again.

    She is way hotter than Angelina but she is much bitchier than her. I say she can go fuck herself. At least Angelina developed some acting skills later on in life (did you see Changeling?) This skunk is talentless

  24. UHHHH

    Why wasn’t the photographer chosen for the role of Freddy Krueger?

  25. Uncle Paul

    16. paul – September 16, 2009 2:12 PM

    GO BRIAN! The crazy ones are always great in bed!

    You are correct sir!!!!!!!!

  26. emotionally unstable women are great in the sack. listen to jack donaghy.

  27. Neen

    Yeah she seems really insecure about her body, posing half naked with that thing she calls an ass hanging out. Give me a break. She is so fake. Looks only go so far, get a real personality.

  28. Parker

    She’s so crazy I’d buttfuck her while she’s shooting that guy in the leg.

  29. truth

    everyone who has commented on this and comments on how unattractive she is = jealous overweight women who should get off the internet and get on a treadmill

  30. scooby

    This piece of trailer trash exemplifies everything that is so wrong and oh so right with America.

  31. KRS-One

    You have forgotten the BEST part of the interview:

    “[My secret is] a powerful, confident vagina. Men are scared of vaginas. [A woman is most powerful when she is] completely in charge of her sexuality.”

    Megan Fox is batshit bananas!

  32. I’m falling in love with her all over again…and again…and again.

    She’s got it all; captivating good looks, borderline psychosis, and a mouth that won’t ever close.

    God bless us, every last one of us.

  33. Rancid

    I love how we’re covering up the obvious stupidity with “crazy”. Many of the finest female artists in history were bat-shit insane, but also very intelligent.

    I don’t think this skank is “crazy” – she is only acting out from the limited, random firings of very small intellect. To us, her profoundly stupid acts and expressed “thoughts” may APPEAR “crazy” to us, but it’s just plain ol’ stupid.

  34. havoc

    Where’s the pic of her showing underneath her tounge?

    This set has got to be incomplete….

    I want to lick her hiney. Right in the balloon knot.

    .

  35. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester

    We have something in common.

    She’s nuts and I want to nut all over her face.

  36. Sport

    33. nailed it – brilliant.

  37. sheryll

    Cutting? Really? Is there anything she does that Angelina hasn’t done first? OMG! This bitch is trying tooooo hard to be called the next Angelina. I’m so sick of this trailer trash I hope Jennifer’s Body bombs!!!

  38. m

    WOW
    WOW…WOW…
    she is so fucking overrated, its really sad, America, that you idolize this kind of stupidity!!!! shes not even that pretty, shes hot in the normal way, there are so many beautiful girls, shes not one of them, i mean anyone can buy a face now right??? keep talking , …. keep talking.. ugly whore.
    america, this sucks,.

  39. DarkDeathRay

    Why are all the hot chicks so fucked up in the head? And the mentally stable ones are so fugly?

  40. Jethro

    A good looking girl who is dumb as a fence post, looses points on the hotness scale.

    Buckcherry’s “Crazy Bitch” comes to mind when I see chicks like this.

  41. shill

    why do i feel like i can see babycake makup on her face? she’s sounds like a lot of girls i went to high school with that wore giant jeans and tiny tops and chokers that didn’t really have a huge group of friends, the ones that wrote on thier jeans…and part of me is happy to see her famous because these type of girls had very little friends and were so insecure, i was one of them in my own way, it takes “discovering” to change a girls life, i bet she wasn’t considered hot in high school at all, i bet she was considered a freak wierdo, and she continues to be that freak wierdo, Angelina was one too….i wouldn’t call her an Angelina “re-dux” or however the hell you spell that….poeple aren’t really all that unique and different. she may be like angelina on lots of levels, it comes with the intensly-good-looks-that were never noticed by the norm territory

  42. anothera

    another page from the angelina jolie playbook!
    geez so transparent

  43. dunno

    So very calculated…

    Sure, she’s attractive, but so are the hundred or so girls at the mall right now as I type this.

    But they aren’t a fraction as annoying in conversation.

  44. tom

    google her–before her implants, hairdye, and nosejob she looked like any other goodlooking waitress at the outback. that’s probably what she’ll be in a few years if she keeps acting like a bitch to film crews without the talent to back it up.

    i prefer the REAL angelina. yum.

  45. Galtacticus

    I’ve always thought that Angelina Jolie is horrible.But this one might be even worse. . .

  46. Nero

    Manic-depressive,check.Nymphomaniac,check.Suicidal,check.What more?!

  47. Melissa

    GET BENT! i fucking love her. love. i don’t think she’s crazy at all. she just says shit that most girls think and would NEVER say.

    boys suck. you just want girls to shut their mouths play with their hair and laugh and you and your shitty friends jokes.

    you can’t handle it when a woman is smart AND beautiful. you can’t compete. you either
    a). want to fuck her (who doesn’t), but could never hold up your end of a conversation with her.
    or
    b.) you actually have a brain but don’t think you could handle her sexually.

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  49. richard prickier

    She’s so lame, boring, and predictable. I remember an interview Angelina Jolie gave 10 years ago that was just like this one.

  50. Pilatunes

    She’s definitely got the whole smouldering stupid thing going on.

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