Megan Fox is a ‘thankless, unfriendly bitch’

September 13th, 2009 // 189 Comments

In response to recent comments by Megan Fox comparing Michael Bay to Hitler, three crew members from the Transformers movies decided to write a lengthy open letter (Posted in its entirety after the jump.) on MichaelBay.com highlighting Megan’s diva-like behavior on the set. Here’s an excerpt:

We know this quite intimately because we’ve had the tedious experience of working with the dumb-as-a-rock Megan Fox on both Transformers movies. We’ve spent a total of 12 months on set making these two movies.
We are in different departments; we can’t give our names because sadly doing so in Hollywood could lead to being banished from future Paramount work. One of us touches Megan’s panties, the other has the often shitty job of pulling Ms. Sour pants out of her trailer, while another is near the Panaflex camera that helps to memorialize the valley girl on film.
Megan has the press fooled. When we read those magazines we wish we worked with that woman. Megan knows how to work her smile for the press. Those writers should try being on set for two movies, sadly she never smiles. The cast, crew and director make Transformers a really fun and energetic set. We’ve traveled around the world together, so we have never understood why Megan was always such – the grump of the set?
When facing the press, Megan is the queen of talking trailer trash and posing like a porn star. And yes we’ve had the unbearable time of watching her try to act on set, and yes, it’s very cringe-able. So maybe, being a porn star in the future might be a good career option. But make-up beware, she has a paragraph tattooed to her backside (probably due her rotten childhood) easily another 45 minutes in the chair!

Michael Bay has since removed the letter and posted the following statement:

I don’t condone the crew letter to Megan. And I don’t condone Megan’s outlandish quotes. But her crazy quips are part of her crazy charm. The fact of the matter I still love working with her, and I know we still get along. I even expect more crazy quotes from her on Transformers 3.

Of course, it’s rumored Michael Bay wrote the letter himself which I find hard to believe considering it lacks 85,000 explosions and jive-talking robots expressing their love for fried chicken.

Crew Letter Originally Posted on MichaelBay.com:

This is an open letter to all Michael Bay fans. We are three crew members that have worked with Michael for the past ten years. Last week we read the terrible article with inflammatory, truly trashing quotes by the Ms. Fox about Michael Bay. This letter is to set a few things straight.

Yes, Megan has great eyes, a tight stomach we spray with glycerin, and an awful silly Marilyn Monroe tattoo plastered on her arm that we cover up to keep the moms happy.

Michael found this shy, inexperienced girl, plucked her out of total obscurity thus giving her the biggest shot of any young actresses’ life. He told everyone around to just trust him on his choice. He granted her the starring role in Transformers, a franchise that forever changed her life; she became one of the most googled and oogled women on earth. She was famous! She was the next Angelina Jolie, hooray! Wait a minute, two of us worked with Angelina – second thought – she’s no Angelina. You see, Angelia is a professional.

We know this quite intimately because we’ve had the tedious experience of working with the dumb-as-a-rock Megan Fox on both Transformers movies. We’ve spent a total of 12 months on set making these two movies.

We are in different departments; we can’t give our names because sadly doing so in Hollywood could lead to being banished from future Paramount work. One of us touches Megan’s panties, the other has the often shitty job of pulling Ms. Sour pants out of her trailer, while another is near the Panaflex camera that helps to memorialize the valley girl on film.

Megan has the press fooled. When we read those magazines we wish we worked with that woman. Megan knows how to work her smile for the press. Those writers should try being on set for two movies, sadly she never smiles. The cast, crew and director make Transformers a really fun and energetic set. We’ve traveled around the world together, so we have never understood why Megan was always such – the grump of the set?

When facing the press, Megan is the queen of talking trailer trash and posing like a porn star. And yes we’ve had the unbearable time of watching her try to act on set, and yes, it’s very cringe-able. So maybe, being a porn star in the future might be a good career option. But make-up beware, she has a paragraph tattooed to her backside (probably due her rotten childhood) easily another 45 minutes in the chair!

So when the three of us caught wind of Ms Fox, pontificating yet again in some publication (like she actually has something interesting to say) blabbing her trash mouth about a director whom we three have grown to really like. She compared working with Michael, to “working with Hitler”. We actually don’t think she knows who Hitler is by the way. But we wondered how she doesn’t realize what a disgusting, fully uneducated comment this was? Well, here let’s get some facts straight.

Say what you want about Michael – yes at times he can be hard, but he’s also fun, and he challenges everyone for a reason – he simply wants people to bring their ‘A’ game. He comes very prepared, knows exactly what he wants, involves the crew and expects everyone to follow through with his or her best, and that includes the actors. He’s one of the hardest working directors out there.

He gets the best from his crews, many of whom have worked with him for 15 years. And yes, he’s loyal, one of the few directors we’ve encountered who lowered his fee by millions to keep Transformers in the United States and California, so he could work with his own crew.

Megan says that Transformers was an unsafe set? Come on Megan, we know it is a bit more strenuous then the playground at the trailer park, but you don’t insult one of the very best stunt and physical effects teams in the business! Not one person got hurt!

And who is the real Megan Fox? She is very different than the academy nominee and winning actors we’ve all worked around. She’s as about ungracious a person as you can ever fathom. She shows little interest in the crew members around her. We work to make her look good in every way, but she’s absolutely never appreciative of anyone’s hard work. Never a thank you. All the crewmembers have stopped saying hi to Ms. Princess because she never says hello back. It gets tiring. Many think she just really hates the process of being an actress.

Megan has been late to the sets many times. She goes through the motions that make her exude this sense of misery. We’ve heard the A.D’s piped over the radio that Megan won’t walk from her trailer until John Turturro walks first! John’s done seventy-five movies and she’s made two!

Never expect Megan to attend any of the 15 or so crew parties like all the other actors have. And then there’s the classless night she blew off The Royal Prince of Jordan who made a special dinner for all the actors. She doesn’t know that one of the grips daughters wanted to visit their daddy’s work to meet Megan, but he wouldn’t let them come because he told them “she is not nice.”

The press certainly doesn’t know her most famous line. On our first day in Egypt, the Egyptian government wouldn’t let us shoot because of a permit problem as the actors got ready in make up at the Four Seasons Hotel. Michael tried to make the best of it; he wanted to take the cast and crew on a private tour of the famous Giza pyramids. God hold us witness, Megan said, “I can’t believe Michael is [frick]ing forcing us to go to the [frick]ing pyramids!” I guess this is the “Hitler guy” she is referring to.

So this is the Megan Fox you don’t get to see. Maybe she will learn, but we figure if she can sling insults, then she can take them too. Megan really is a thankless, classless, graceless, and shall we say unfriendly bitch. It’s sad how fame can twist people, and even sadder that young girls look up to her. If only they knew who they’re really looking up to.

But ‘Fame’ is fleeting. We, being behind the scenes, seen em’ come and go. Hopefully Michael will have Megatron squish her character in the first ten minutes of Transformers 3. We can tell you that will make the crew happy!

-Loyal Transformers Crew

Photos: Getty, Splash News
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  1. hahaha

    ha. that letter is so abusive… so they couldn’t just say to her they hated her guts… they had to make a point of it… THAT is what’s tacky… Megan probably isn’t a saint…. maybe she just got tired from working on transformers.. I heard they had her in a tanning bed 24/7… and that’s bad for you… I don’t know I wasn’t there… I would like to have those 3 saints show themselves… because in preserving their own careers “with paramount’ as they so saintly said… they sought out to reduce megan’s career to 15 minutes!! haha how selfish!!!! … DID ANYONE ELSE GET THAT?! What ass holes!!! Why are they complaining?? They can’t do their job? I met Megan Fox… she’s freaking extremely shy… like painfully shy. weird shy… she’s WIERD people!!!

  2. Brian

    Megan Fox is a cunt, trust me I know. She is one of the most over rated actresses out there.

  3. Anonymus

    I’m not surprised by this news. Some celebrities let their fame & fortune go to their heads & then they become complete assholes. Megan Fox is my dream girl, but in all honesty she’s seems “bitter” to me. I respected her, until I read that this bitch rejected a little boy giving her a yellow rose. That boy would see her again until Kodak paid her royalities to see that kid.

    Superficial bitch is an obvious superficial bitch

  4. hande

    WE ALL WİLL LAUGH AT GİLDED BUTTERFLİES (FAKE BEAUTİES) LİKE MEGAN FOX.

  5. clara

    MEGAN SAID THAT “Megan Fox: Women Call Me Slutty Because They’re Jealous”

    MEGAN YOU MAY BE A FOX BUT WE ARE NOT A DUMB. YOU HAVE NOTHING TO BE JEALOUS OF YOU. MAYBE MEN MAY LOVE YOU BUT WE UNDERSTAND THAT IN FACT MEN LOVE PLASTIC SURGERY MIRACLES LIKE YOU. YOU ARE NOT REAL LİKE MEN WHICH YOU LOVE…..SOME PEOPLE ON THE WORLD KNOW THİS FACT.SO IM VERY HAPPY…BELIEVE ME WHEN I SEE SOMEBODY WHO HATES YOU, I DONT FEEL ALONE…THANKS ALL CLEVER PEOPLE ON THİS WORLD…DUE TO THEM I LOVE THİS WORLD MORE…NOT LIKE YOU…

  6. punkrockerrichie

    megan fox is a stupid, talentless beatch, she is the modern nightmare of an american female; selfish, bitchy, narcissistic, money hungry, mentally unstable, sexually confused, etc etc (she is the type of girl that makes most young guys like me be terribly afraid of marriage)! and these are the types of girls that young girls idolize, no wonder a huge percentage of american girls are totally insane.

  7. Some person

    Michael Bay isn’t exactly radiating awesomeness either. He’s a sexist pig who only hired the women for his movies because they’re good looking. Even Mearing is attractive. He’s a worse pig than Megan.

  8. cesspool

    i love how there are always people ready to defend her even against their own mother just on the basis of how hard she makes their dicks. god, this world bores me.

  9. Michelle

    Sounds more like they’re just bitching coz Megan Fox didn’t give them the sexual attention they wanted.

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