Megan Fox is a ‘thankless, unfriendly bitch’

September 13th, 2009 // 188 Comments

In response to recent comments by Megan Fox comparing Michael Bay to Hitler, three crew members from the Transformers movies decided to write a lengthy open letter (Posted in its entirety after the jump.) on MichaelBay.com highlighting Megan’s diva-like behavior on the set. Here’s an excerpt:

We know this quite intimately because we’ve had the tedious experience of working with the dumb-as-a-rock Megan Fox on both Transformers movies. We’ve spent a total of 12 months on set making these two movies.
We are in different departments; we can’t give our names because sadly doing so in Hollywood could lead to being banished from future Paramount work. One of us touches Megan’s panties, the other has the often shitty job of pulling Ms. Sour pants out of her trailer, while another is near the Panaflex camera that helps to memorialize the valley girl on film.
Megan has the press fooled. When we read those magazines we wish we worked with that woman. Megan knows how to work her smile for the press. Those writers should try being on set for two movies, sadly she never smiles. The cast, crew and director make Transformers a really fun and energetic set. We’ve traveled around the world together, so we have never understood why Megan was always such – the grump of the set?
When facing the press, Megan is the queen of talking trailer trash and posing like a porn star. And yes we’ve had the unbearable time of watching her try to act on set, and yes, it’s very cringe-able. So maybe, being a porn star in the future might be a good career option. But make-up beware, she has a paragraph tattooed to her backside (probably due her rotten childhood) easily another 45 minutes in the chair!

Michael Bay has since removed the letter and posted the following statement:

I don’t condone the crew letter to Megan. And I don’t condone Megan’s outlandish quotes. But her crazy quips are part of her crazy charm. The fact of the matter I still love working with her, and I know we still get along. I even expect more crazy quotes from her on Transformers 3.

Of course, it’s rumored Michael Bay wrote the letter himself which I find hard to believe considering it lacks 85,000 explosions and jive-talking robots expressing their love for fried chicken.

Crew Letter Originally Posted on MichaelBay.com:

This is an open letter to all Michael Bay fans. We are three crew members that have worked with Michael for the past ten years. Last week we read the terrible article with inflammatory, truly trashing quotes by the Ms. Fox about Michael Bay. This letter is to set a few things straight.

Yes, Megan has great eyes, a tight stomach we spray with glycerin, and an awful silly Marilyn Monroe tattoo plastered on her arm that we cover up to keep the moms happy.

Michael found this shy, inexperienced girl, plucked her out of total obscurity thus giving her the biggest shot of any young actresses’ life. He told everyone around to just trust him on his choice. He granted her the starring role in Transformers, a franchise that forever changed her life; she became one of the most googled and oogled women on earth. She was famous! She was the next Angelina Jolie, hooray! Wait a minute, two of us worked with Angelina – second thought – she’s no Angelina. You see, Angelia is a professional.

We know this quite intimately because we’ve had the tedious experience of working with the dumb-as-a-rock Megan Fox on both Transformers movies. We’ve spent a total of 12 months on set making these two movies.

We are in different departments; we can’t give our names because sadly doing so in Hollywood could lead to being banished from future Paramount work. One of us touches Megan’s panties, the other has the often shitty job of pulling Ms. Sour pants out of her trailer, while another is near the Panaflex camera that helps to memorialize the valley girl on film.

Megan has the press fooled. When we read those magazines we wish we worked with that woman. Megan knows how to work her smile for the press. Those writers should try being on set for two movies, sadly she never smiles. The cast, crew and director make Transformers a really fun and energetic set. We’ve traveled around the world together, so we have never understood why Megan was always such – the grump of the set?

When facing the press, Megan is the queen of talking trailer trash and posing like a porn star. And yes we’ve had the unbearable time of watching her try to act on set, and yes, it’s very cringe-able. So maybe, being a porn star in the future might be a good career option. But make-up beware, she has a paragraph tattooed to her backside (probably due her rotten childhood) easily another 45 minutes in the chair!

So when the three of us caught wind of Ms Fox, pontificating yet again in some publication (like she actually has something interesting to say) blabbing her trash mouth about a director whom we three have grown to really like. She compared working with Michael, to “working with Hitler”. We actually don’t think she knows who Hitler is by the way. But we wondered how she doesn’t realize what a disgusting, fully uneducated comment this was? Well, here let’s get some facts straight.

Say what you want about Michael – yes at times he can be hard, but he’s also fun, and he challenges everyone for a reason – he simply wants people to bring their ‘A’ game. He comes very prepared, knows exactly what he wants, involves the crew and expects everyone to follow through with his or her best, and that includes the actors. He’s one of the hardest working directors out there.

He gets the best from his crews, many of whom have worked with him for 15 years. And yes, he’s loyal, one of the few directors we’ve encountered who lowered his fee by millions to keep Transformers in the United States and California, so he could work with his own crew.

Megan says that Transformers was an unsafe set? Come on Megan, we know it is a bit more strenuous then the playground at the trailer park, but you don’t insult one of the very best stunt and physical effects teams in the business! Not one person got hurt!

And who is the real Megan Fox? She is very different than the academy nominee and winning actors we’ve all worked around. She’s as about ungracious a person as you can ever fathom. She shows little interest in the crew members around her. We work to make her look good in every way, but she’s absolutely never appreciative of anyone’s hard work. Never a thank you. All the crewmembers have stopped saying hi to Ms. Princess because she never says hello back. It gets tiring. Many think she just really hates the process of being an actress.

Megan has been late to the sets many times. She goes through the motions that make her exude this sense of misery. We’ve heard the A.D’s piped over the radio that Megan won’t walk from her trailer until John Turturro walks first! John’s done seventy-five movies and she’s made two!

Never expect Megan to attend any of the 15 or so crew parties like all the other actors have. And then there’s the classless night she blew off The Royal Prince of Jordan who made a special dinner for all the actors. She doesn’t know that one of the grips daughters wanted to visit their daddy’s work to meet Megan, but he wouldn’t let them come because he told them “she is not nice.”

The press certainly doesn’t know her most famous line. On our first day in Egypt, the Egyptian government wouldn’t let us shoot because of a permit problem as the actors got ready in make up at the Four Seasons Hotel. Michael tried to make the best of it; he wanted to take the cast and crew on a private tour of the famous Giza pyramids. God hold us witness, Megan said, “I can’t believe Michael is [frick]ing forcing us to go to the [frick]ing pyramids!” I guess this is the “Hitler guy” she is referring to.

So this is the Megan Fox you don’t get to see. Maybe she will learn, but we figure if she can sling insults, then she can take them too. Megan really is a thankless, classless, graceless, and shall we say unfriendly bitch. It’s sad how fame can twist people, and even sadder that young girls look up to her. If only they knew who they’re really looking up to.

But ‘Fame’ is fleeting. We, being behind the scenes, seen em’ come and go. Hopefully Michael will have Megatron squish her character in the first ten minutes of Transformers 3. We can tell you that will make the crew happy!

-Loyal Transformers Crew

Photos: Getty, Splash News
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  1. Herman

    FAT.

  2. Nero

    Is Megan Fox pulling a Gwyneth Palthrow?

  3. Lights Camera You're Fired

    I want to fuck Megan Fox. I don’t want to fuck the person who posted that letter. I like it when my girlfriend treats assholes like shit. I expect those shit eating assholes to not like my girlfriend. I understand why assholes cry when they can’t get laid. I enjoy having my girlfriend treat assholes like shit.

  4. anon

    I understand where these guys are coming from… I worked with Christian Bale on Terminator last summer and he demanded that no one on set even look him in the eye. Working with prissy movie stars is annoying.

  5. Lava

    Is anyone truly surprised? Like seriously….seriously? I could’ve written an identical letter without even meeting the woman.

  6. Matrim

    Bay and Fox both need to go away…is there any way we can get them to kill each other?

  7. amoi

    @47 – amen!

  8. rykerman5

    It’s amazing how far someone can get solely on their looks.. I guess that’s human sex drive for ya. But really, who could resist a girl like this http://bit.ly/1FDeKC just look at those photos.. she’s freaking so hot it’s almost unreal

  9. ronaldo

    she is thankless, ugly and really boring.

  10. James Summers

    Am I missing something? Why do we need a 3rd Transformers movie? Isn’t 2 enough?

  11. JamesSummers

    Megan Fox has nice eyes and a sexy mouth and good legs but other than that so what? Her tits are fake and I’ve seen much better asses. Why are men treating her like she’s the hottest woman on Earth?

  12. James Summers

    She’s pasty White, incredibly pale, how again is this the hottest woman on Earth?

  13. ok

    i didnt have to read that to know she is a big bitch. i hope she vanishes. i didnt think that dumb people like her were actually real. she claims she is not stupid and doesnt want to have to use “big SAT words” to prove she is smart, but every time she opens her mouth she proves she is a dumb cunt. and she is fake, not just because she is plastic, but because that “bad ass” act she puts on is what she wants people to think of her. If you have to keep saying the same kind of things over and over again, more than likely, its not true.

    i like how people are saying the people who wrote the letter are in the wrong. no matter how you put, they are only humans and they react the way they know best. you cant go around being a bitch to the people and expect no kind of reaction from them. thats life, if you are going to be a bitch somebody, expect them to be a bitch back to you. just because she is megan fox does not mean excused from this. to me, they reacted like anybody would.

  14. I CALL megan A WHORE IN THE BODY OF THIS MESSAGE

    Anyone see that pic of her standing next to Vanessa Hudgens at some premiere or awards show or something? Made Megan look FUGLY. Giant forehead and all.

  15. Christina

    #37- Seriously, the “jealous” card? Why do you assume that anyone who doesn’t like another person is jealous of them? I can’t stand plenty of celebrities and I would NEVER trade lives with them.

    Speaking your mind isn’t a bad thing, but you have to do so in a tactful way. Comparing a director to fucking Hitler is so far out of line, and you can’t be surprised there would be backlash over that. I’m sure working for a few months on a Michael Bay movie, making millions of dollars in the process, is exactly the same as being imprisoned at Auschwitz and starved/worked to death. Totally the same thing. Poor baby!

    Seriously, she is an idiot. If she’s going to make a name for herself being a bitch in interviews and speaking her mind in horribly classless ways, she needs to get used to people fighting back. She dishes it out, so she should be able to take whatever comes to her.

    And she really isn’t that pretty to me. In a lot of pictures she looks like a wax figurine. And her tattoos are just gross. Who the fuck gets a massive tattoo of Marilyn Monroe, let alone on their forearm? Ridiculous.

  16. Anon

    Waht #65 said.

    Apart from her not being pretty. She’s hot but doesn’t seem to photo well unless it’s in a studio.

  17. Chris

    I still don’t understand why is there so much hate against Megan Fox….. I mean ffs just leave the poor girl alone. Transformers movies weren’t even that great and Michael Bay is serious garbage director. It would be even funnier if Megan Fox decides to jump off a cliff with Michael Bay… holding hands. Then before the land on the floor and die… Jesus appears and decides to save Megan just cause she has boobs.

    That would be an awesome worth watching movie.

  18. Sta

    This letter is obviously a joke. One of us touches her panties??? I find it hard to believe an adult crew member could be so immature as to write this. Its part of their job to deal with annoying celebrties. They cant say who they are because then they’ll get fired but then they detail their job’s duties.

  19. chris

    @64 Vanessa Hudgens is a fucking monkey… jesus you guys have a terrible taste for women. Let me guess the more tanned the better? yeah right…..

  20. James

    Megan is fuckin hot. She can say anything she wants as long as have her.

  21. draco

    Am I the only one who doesn’t see the parallels between her and Lindsey Lohan?

  22. James Summers

    Yes #69, the more tanned the better. Seeing Vanessa Hudgens and her beautiful brown skin makes my weiner throb far more than when I look at Megan Fox.

  23. ime

    she does look like a real bitch.

  24. I believe it – she just seems unfriendly. She never looks genuinely happy or sincere about anything. She’s so gorgeous, it’s a shame she doesn’t seem to have a beautiful personality – but who knows, none of us really know her.

  25. Sport

    LOVE IT.

  26. Dread not

    * Dread storms up and grabs Megan by the hand in the picture where she’s in a corner *

    “Nobody puts Foxy in a corner!”

    * Leads her away from the
    unappreciative throng *

  27. Charlie

    Vanessa whats her face is not even in the same league as this chic….how can anybody compare the sex appeal of Vanessa H with Megan Fox.

  28. Yeah...

    Lol, i love how if someone doesn’t like Megan Fox, they’re jealous. No, to say Megan Fox is ugly and totally unattractive would make me jelous, i’m not saying that. She’s a very pretty girl. But her behavior is PIGGISH. You can’t judge a person just because of rumors you hear, or if they’re a pretty face but not the greatest of actresses yet, but the things that come out of her own mouth are P I G G I S H. And i totally believe every word of this letter ( thought i think it’s distasteful). For those of you saying “YOU DON’T KNOW MEGAN FOX. SHE JUST SAYS WHAT SHE THINKS AND THAT’S A GOOD THING!” Seriously? Comparing Michael Bay to HITLER. Really classy, really professional. Hey, I’m not saying what these people wrote is write, but i’m glad someone finally gave it back to her.

  29. Yeah...

    Lol, i love how if someone doesn’t like Megan Fox, they’re jealous. No, to say Megan Fox is ugly and totally unattractive would make me jelous, i’m not saying that. She’s a very pretty girl. But her behavior is PIGGISH. You can’t judge a person just because of rumors you hear, or if they’re a pretty face but not the greatest of actresses yet, but the things that come out of her own mouth are P I G G I S H. And i totally believe every word of this letter ( thought i think it’s distasteful). For those of you saying “YOU DON’T KNOW MEGAN FOX. SHE JUST SAYS WHAT SHE THINKS AND THAT’S A GOOD THING!” Seriously? Comparing Michael Bay to HITLER. Really classy, really professional. Hey, I’m not saying what these people wrote is write, but i’m glad someone finally gave it back to her.

  30. It was obvious

    If you are just figuring out Ms Fox is a CUNT, you haven’t been paying attention.

  31. X tab

    #44 Parker…YOU are a delusional moron. I bet when you wake up, you have your dick stuck in the family dog.

  32. carmen

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  33. I dont often use the C word, but there’s no other way to put it – this woman is a complete and utter cunt.

  34. carmen

    Erotic but not pornographic……Sexy but not scandalous
    ……Merry and not indecent……
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  35. kathi

    YOU WILL NEVER REPLACE ANGELINA JOLIE!

  36. GTBurns

    Fox is doing the same unprofessional and trashy behavior that her Confessions of a Drama Queen, co star Lindsay Lohan did. Look where that took her career wise.

    Say want you want about the Disney Queens such as Miley Cyrus and Ashley Tisdale. At least Ashley and Miley act like professionals, you do not see stories of her acting like a diva on sets, showing up to work late hungover, intoxicated or both.

    Megan Fox and Kanye West are two arrogant dumbasses whose fifteen minutes are hitting the 14:50 mark.

  37. Anonymouse

    Michael Bay has truly handled this like a gentleman. Even after this spoiled brat pulled this crap, Michael has the good taste to post this:

    The Crew Letter
    09/12/2009 11:32 PM
    I don’t condone the crew letter to Megan. And I don’t condone Megan’s outlandish quotes. But her crazy quips are part of her crazy charm. The fact of the matter I still love working with her, and I know we still get along. I even expect more crazy quotes from her on Transformers 3.

    Michael

  38. gondola driver

    Sounds like she needs a trip to Shawn Merriman’s house.

  39. balissun000@yahoo.com

    i love this girls

  40. Bree

    There’s that cleft thumb on picture 3… Notice how she tries to hide it in most of them, haha. This woman has no talent whatsoever ; what a waste of an extremely pivotal role… SMH.

  41. Bree

    There’s that cleft thumb on picture 3… Notice how she tries to hide it in most of them, haha. This woman has no talent whatsoever ; what a waste of an extremely pivotal role… SMH.

  42. Richport's Ghost

    Sounds like she needs a good hate fuck.

  43. John

    lol at comment 88.

    yeah, nobody actresses need to learn their place. in ten years people will wonder who the hell megan fox is.

  44. M

    Oh my goodness, that letter was hilarious. I’m ashamed to say that Megan comes from my home state. Daily conversations tend to switch from telling people I live in Florida and then there’s a little bit of gawking and “oh my gosh, oh my gosh, Megan Fox is from there!” … something tells me her fans are just as idiotic as the Megan Fox herself.

  45. If I got chosen for that role, like millions of other average “pretty girls” in the world would kill for – especially with no acting experience, I would be so thankful and happy for everyone, and would never show up late on set or at any magazine interviewing me, etc. I’d never whine and complain about anything. First she whines about having to kiss shia labeouf – well didn’t she read the script before she accepted the role? And now calling the director Hitler? Real classy… Im sure Marilyn Monroe would be proud… (sarcasm)
    Plus, with the 3 sets of eyelashes that she wears along with a pound of professional makeup, camera filters, and special lighting, as well as video editing to make her skin flawless… why bother with her? anybody can look like that.How many spoofs have we all seen of her that look JUST like her? She’s so average without any of those special effects she’s been so graciously given, she will be replaced so easily. Hope she enjoyed her 15 min of fame i didnt even watch the 2nd transformers because I’m a child of the 80′s and sorry but kids from the 80′s love their transformers and michael bay really messed it up. didn’t help that he casted nobodies either…

  46. What a big finger ring.

  47. boo boo

    All of these people who slate megan fox!!- she is beautiful and talented. I had a rough childhood (no violins please), its ok to critise someone but to take it a step furhher and make fun of their past as a child is just wrong.

  48. frita

    there better not be a transformers 3… they already butchered transformers so much… at least cast A list actors and make the movie more like the original transformers…..

  49. H

    megan is sooooo stupid

  50. Incrediballz

    hahaha, nice one, we all wanna see that porn…

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