Megan Fox still inhaling oxygen

March 4th, 2009 // 101 Comments

Here’s Megan Fox shopping for furniture yesterday, but honestly, who cares what she’s doing? I’d probably post pictures of her eating asparagus because a.) I’m that awesome, and b.) it’s a scientific fact her breasts are made of angel kisses and whatever’s in the middle of Three Musketeers bars. (Read: Magic.)

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  1. Airmail

    The kind of girl you would bring to Mom… if Mom was in prison and needed new tattoo ideas…

  2. Kallie

    I cant tell if she is tryin to look like linds lohan or if linds lohan is tryin to look like her!

    do guys find this grungish look attractive? I guess her style is kind of irrelevant to her “hottness” ? or does this look add to her appeal? do guys even care if a gurl looks stylish or not?

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  4. me

    i don’t have a problem with tattoos on women. i think a woman can still like elegant with tattoos, but there’s nothing elegant about megan fox OR her tattoos. marylin monroe? seriously? she gives us girls with GOOD tattoos that MEAN something a very bad name. she’s a trashy hoe. look at her clothes, for god’s sake. she dresses like a mall whore.

  5. oh hell yeah

    she looks cheap. good!

  6. timmy the dying boy

    She’ll be old hat in a month, once Hollywood pops out the next attractive young ingenue for the feeble-minded to adore.

  7. Megan Fixed Should Be the Name...

    I see this picture of Megan Fox and I think,
    “That’s not a forehead — that’s a FIVE head!”

    Is she supposed to be attractive? Bucktoothed, ugly tattoos, carrot-thin wafer-looking and skanky? Sorry … I’m just not that into Fox.

  8. Sauron

    Mmmm,i can’t wait to put my huge hands on this girl’s breasts. . .

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  10. Mike

    @1…Hey dumbass, you ended your sentence in a preposition! Fuking retard…

  11. slut stamp inc.

    #54-
    “she gives us girls with GOOD tattoos that MEAN something a very bad name.”

    No such thing as good tattoos on a girl. You all look like trash. Only underemployed losers and/or assholes like you. You probably have one of those as a boyfriend right now. As you age and become fat and out of shape (assuming you are not already) that meaningful tattoo will stretch into a horrible caricature of itself, reminding you every day of every bad choice you have made in your life that brought you to this pathetic life in a double wide that stinks of tobacco smoke and whiskey.

  12. rick

    She’s an American girl who isn’t fat.

    Quit criticizing and count your fucking blessings.

  13. she took the pink sleeve off her iphone.

  14. WEIRD?
    Under water there simply isn’t much, folks!!

  15. sin

    If she did not have those hideous slut tattoos, she would look a lot better. Why do women get tats on their extremities? If you fell that you need a tattoo, you are lacking in mental fortitude. It is permanent and USELESS.

    OOHH…I have a tat..I am big and bad. No, you are a stupid retatrd with limited mental capacities.

    Want to “express” yourself? Write a book or a song. Protest something. Actually go out and DO something.

  16. Valerie

    Richard McBeef, it’s too bad that you can’t come up with an amusing insult.
    Perhaps while you were suckling your momma’s titty, you saw my comments and were offended as the milky motherness that so nourishes you spilt from your psoriasis-infested mouth, and you thought, “Why, ‘skank’ is such an UNDERUSED term. I really feel that people these days actually would have their feelings hurt and get my dissonance more personally if I called them that! Would teach THEM right, as my tiny, shriveled, crooked penis is so tinkering for affection, that I simply MUST talk shit about any fine bitch who is getting laid–and by a tattooed hot Cali punk as well! Might as well add ‘trailer trash’, seems to be the popular term and I SURE AS HELL CAN’T THINK FOR MYSELF, why, I’m as dull as my favorite sheep I like to fuck, Lil Sheepie sure as hell doesn’t have any tattoos!” Cause this is what it’s about, right?

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  17. question

    Wow. I love her. I would do her, even though i’m a girl and i’m straight. It doesn’t matter, her body is gorgeous. I want that body. One way or the other.

  18. Anon-E-Mouse

    When is she going to stop wasting all that beauty on that retard she’s still with?

  19. billabong021

    Hehe, in the very last pic some moron pap is tryin to take a shot with his lens cover on :P

  20. Danielle

    just another trashy bitch

  21. Hey Valeries, why don’t you tell us how you really feel? C’mon, no holding back.

  22. Richard McBeef

    Shit bitch, you sure showed me. and even used words like dissonance while doing so. bravo, cunt, bravo!

  23. Twat? I cunt hear you… Scum a little closer…

  24. Newcastle

    Yeah, she has seriously hot, skank appeal.

  25. Valkyrie

    WAIT, WHERE’S THE ANGELINA WANNA-BE COMMENTS??!!!11!!

    yeah, this chick is SO skanky because she’s got tattoos. Wow, it’s really hurt her career, poor thing is living in the trailer park…trying to look like Angelina…

    ;____________________;

    she’s weeping. The opinions on here are SO diverse and articulate, why, I bet even Stephen Hawking comes here for the critical thinking skills.

    oh and someone get to the Angelina comments, PRONTO!

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  27. stevies

    WHERE’S HER ASS???? FUCK THAT SHIT!! GIMME SOME JESSIE B!!!!!!

  28. mansman

    don’t get me wrong, I’d fuck her several times but I need a girl with a juicy ass for the long term or I’d be miserable as fuck. I can’t get the idea out of my head that she secretly lives in a trailer park and strips at the tavern down the street.

  29. Valerie

    You’re welcome. It was a pleasure working with you.

  30. Mike Walker

    Meltdown on aisle 66

  31. shut the fuck up Valerie

    Ummm, Angry Valerie?
    You have way too much time on your hands. It’s great that you are utilizing your online thesaurus to increase your vocab skills, but nobody really cares. Shut the fuck up.

  32. Valerie

    OK, I was done anyway. The irony is not lost on me that YOU told ME I had too much time on my hands.

  33. Good looking dame, with a good sex drive.

  34. :::: that bitch is SKINNY, and her MAN is SKINNY :::: http://www.ThisIsWhyYoureSkinny.com

  35. Nicole

    Stop posting pictures of Megan Fox doing NOTHING. I get it, you’re obsessed. Look at her boobs on your computer, alone.

  36. ocd

    On another picture of her someone commented that her Marilyn tattoo looks like an asian Marilyn.
    Now that is all I can see.

  37. drunk

    Hey this picture makes her look like a young Kim Delaney.
    And you know what happened to her…
    Be careful, Miss Fox.

  38. ChickenLips Jackson

    I cannot believe she doesn’t have a protective case on her Apple brand iPhone! (See last photo).

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  40. Master Lee

    Ewwww. Toe thumbs and multiple regrettable tattoos. Cheers.

  41. Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD rescinded

    Hmmmm. She looks well-educated.

  42. I love the Marilyn Monroe tattoo, really sexy!

  43. Michele

    How’s it going triangle head?! Who is she?

  44. Still on track with the longer jeans.

  45. lyn

    I LOVE her belt….anyone know where I can get it? Cheers & thanks….

  46. Shannon

    #65… I love people like you. Let’s do a run through… 1) mental capacities? I would love to check yours. 2) Protest something… protesting something does not make someone an intellect. Majority of “protesters” are trying to pert of something, whatever it is as long as it is something. 3) OOHH…I have a tat…I am big and bad! YOU GOT ME!!!! That’s exactly what I was thinking when I got a Dutch inspired tattoo for my grandmother who is from Holland. (e.g.: Dutch mafia for life!) 4) Write a book or a song? Really because Tori Spelling, Victoria Beckham, etc all have done one or both of these things! Wow… their mental capacities are something to admire. Please do everyone a favor and quit categorizing and have someone pull the dodger dog out of your ass. If you can find time… between doing whatever it is that helps you feel like more of an intellect then some (how’s that book coming along?). Have a good day ;)

  47. Shannon

    #65… I love people like you. Let’s do a run through… 1) mental capacities? I would love to check yours. 2) Protest something… protesting something does not make someone an intellect. Majority of “protesters” are trying to pert of something, whatever it is as long as it is something. 3) OOHH…I have a tat…I am big and bad! YOU GOT ME!!!! That’s exactly what I was thinking when I got a Dutch inspired tattoo for my grandmother who is from Holland. (e.g.: Dutch mafia for life!) 4) Write a book or a song? Really because Tori Spelling, Victoria Beckham, etc all have done one or both of these things! Wow… their mental capacities are something to admire. Please do everyone a favor and quit categorizing and have someone pull the dodger dog out of your ass. If you can find time… between doing whatever it is that helps you feel like more of an intellect then some (how’s that book coming along?). Have a good day ;)

  48. Shannon

    #65… I love people like you. Let’s do a run through… 1) mental capacities? I would love to check yours. 2) Protest something… protesting something does not make someone an intellect. Majority of “protesters” are trying to pert of something, whatever it is as long as it is something. 3) OOHH…I have a tat…I am big and bad! YOU GOT ME!!!! That’s exactly what I was thinking when I got a Dutch inspired tattoo for my grandmother who is from Holland. (e.g.: Dutch mafia for life!) 4) Write a book or a song? Really because Tori Spelling, Victoria Beckham, etc all have done one or both of these things! Wow… their mental capacities are something to admire. Please do everyone a favor and quit categorizing and have someone pull the dodger dog out of your ass. If you can find time… between doing whatever it is that helps you feel like more of an intellect then some (how’s that book coming along?). Have a good day ;)

  49. Shannon

    #65… I love people like you. Let’s do a run through… 1) mental capacities? I would love to check yours. 2) Protest something… protesting something does not make someone an intellect. Majority of “protesters” are trying to pert of something, whatever it is as long as it is something. 3) OOHH…I have a tat…I am big and bad! YOU GOT ME!!!! That’s exactly what I was thinking when I got a Dutch inspired tattoo for my grandmother who is from Holland. (e.g.: Dutch mafia for life!) 4) Write a book or a song? Really because Tori Spelling, Victoria Beckham, etc all have done one or both of these things! Wow… their mental capacities are something to admire. Please do everyone a favor and quit categorizing and have someone pull the dodger dog out of your ass. If you can find time… between doing whatever it is that helps you feel like more of an intellect then some (how’s that book coming along?). Have a good day ;)

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