Here are rare, candid shots of Megan Fox in a bikini over the weekend and is anyone else kind of disappointed by these? Maybe I’ve been spoiled by all those professional shoots in GQ, Rolling Stone, etc. but when you hear the words “Megan Fox in a bikini,” you expect fireworks to cascade out of her vagina as she sits astride a unicorn reading funny words on the Internet that touch her like no man has ever touched her before. Instead, we get a skinny chick with obvious implants and Brian Austin Green which is almost the exact opposite of unicorn vagina-works. I’m no “Hollywood insider,” but I’m pretty sure someone should fire her from another movie for this. Otherwise, we’re no different than the apes at the zoo, pleasuring ourselves at whi- GEH.
Can I start that last part over? And perhaps a towel?
Rob | June 1, 2010 at 10:06 am
Uh, I think I’ll pass on her.
pappy smeary | June 1, 2010 at 10:07 am
queer tattoo… fish face
andy7171 | June 1, 2010 at 10:08 am
This pans flash has just about gone out.
Bart | June 1, 2010 at 10:10 am
Wow, talk about bursting the bubble for millions of naive teenage boys.
Aar22 | June 1, 2010 at 10:10 am
I think she is awesome…
joho777 | June 1, 2010 at 10:11 am
“Gawky kid” is exactly the right description.
It just goes to show how the spinmasters continue to fool the public. You’d think that after Lindsay Lohan, people would finally be suspicious of women who have to be specially madeup,professionally lit, and photoshopped to look good.
Photoshop Police | June 1, 2010 at 10:12 am
…and her fifteenth minute starrtttsss ….
nnnnnnnNOW!
bring on the next one!
Max Planck | June 1, 2010 at 10:18 am
Tattoos suck.
Megan Fox | June 1, 2010 at 10:18 am
these shots are proof that I’m grossly over rated.
L | June 1, 2010 at 10:24 am
WOW, she is super skinny. If those are implants, bitch got no boobs.
Rose | June 1, 2010 at 10:28 am
I kind of like her body. I think it’s cute. Yeah, it’s def. not as nice as it seems in photoshoots. But still, she’s got a very pretty face. I’d rather have Megan’s face+body than Miley’s face+body. The face matters the most.
That being said, I actually prefer my body to hers. It’s nice to know you are in at least someway physically superior to Megan.
jason | June 1, 2010 at 10:28 am
She doesn’t look hot at all without makeup. What a plain jane. Nice body (except for those hideous tattoos), but I’ve seen more attractive faces around town. What a miracle makeup can do for a woman!
bksat | June 1, 2010 at 10:29 am
That is a great body. Natural and perfect. That’s the body I want.
alexis | June 1, 2010 at 10:33 am
OKAY here is some who has been hyped out of control… she doesn’t even have a hot belly button. For a person in the real world, she’s okay, but for someone with the reputation of being a bombshell, she is just barely mediocre. Not the assessment I would give to an ordinary person but Megan Fox is extra-ordinary.
chuck | June 1, 2010 at 10:34 am
am I the only one who finds her creepy? yikes
WTF! | June 1, 2010 at 10:35 am
I think she still looks good. I actually prefer this to all the fake makeup shit she usually does. Natural beauty, not easy to come by… cake on 30 pounds of makeup and anyone can look good. For the ones bitching about her tatoo’s
F!@# off. I think tatoos are a great additive. Body modification is a beautiful thing… go ahead a say “oh hell no” but you guys would be the first ones to get a hard on over some fake boobs…
she is hot , even more so with out all the glam
Ozchick | June 1, 2010 at 10:38 am
I think she looks ok – but WHY spoil it with hideous tattoos??
Trickster | June 1, 2010 at 10:39 am
I think she looks good too but she looks way more ordinary than hot! I think Jessica Alba has a better body and they both have pretty faces but that’s just my opinion :D
ClassyDirtyChick | June 1, 2010 at 10:44 am
Shame about those hideous tattoos on both sides of her body……
frankw | June 1, 2010 at 10:45 am
@13
DUMMY. She CLEARLY has implants…
pimp | June 1, 2010 at 10:46 am
i can’t even jack off to these…
ClassyDirtyChick | June 1, 2010 at 10:47 am
I hear you @11 , makes me feel soooo much better
Puke | June 1, 2010 at 10:52 am
You call Adriana Partridge wonk tits, did you miss the Grand Canyon she has going on between her’s?
Dr. Who | June 1, 2010 at 10:56 am
Nice 8-head on her.
In pic #4, she look like a kid straight out of the Jerry Lewis Telethon.
Nasty
coco | June 1, 2010 at 10:58 am
I think she’s kinda ugly…okay, “plain” to be nice. Can you imagine her WITHOUT the fake tits, fake duck lips and fake nose…she would be sub-par. Her skin is so pale and reddish and kinda blotchy too. Can anyone believe that this who some losers dubbed as “the hottest and most beautiful woman in the world”. Puhlease. I agree that at the beach, you see who’s a natural beauty, like Jessica Alba, as one pointed out. And the worst part is that this twat is not even natural. I think Audrina is hotter than her.
Nameless | June 1, 2010 at 11:02 am
Her tattoos have always been stupid looking especially the fucked up Marilyn on her arm. But now it looks like she pulling the A-list actress move and starving away her tits by never eating.
Dr. John "Always at Your Cervix!" | June 1, 2010 at 11:10 am
She’s with Brian Austin Green…??? Fucking bitch is two-timing me again!
Megan | June 1, 2010 at 11:11 am
I don’t see anything special about her at all.. and the fact that I share the very same first and last names as her makes my life SUCK at times. I wish. she. would go. away.
jenna | June 1, 2010 at 11:11 am
She has a beautiful face but she looks better in dresses with makeup than in bikini shots. People like Jessica Alba and Brooklyn Deckler should live in her bikinis. Her- not so much, one of those girls who look better made up
Ellie | June 1, 2010 at 11:14 am
I think she’s just wearing an awful two piece and that makes her seem kind of plain.
durr | June 1, 2010 at 11:24 am
You mean women don’t look as good in real life as they do after a professional makeup job, photography session, and Photoshop? I am SHOCKED sir, absolutely shocked.
blackout | June 1, 2010 at 11:24 am
while i have lost MAJOR interest in her dew to her departure from transformers, id still fuck her any day of the week.
heavy Street | June 1, 2010 at 11:27 am
I think the tattoo on her side is her movie demands list.
morefugs | June 1, 2010 at 11:34 am
she’s a normal healthy looking everyday girl (with plastic titties & daffy duck lips) …
at least the legs ain’t 2 inches high like most in hollywierd …
yawn …
GIRL | June 1, 2010 at 11:40 am
Finally, the truth comes out! I always knew this was what she really looked like when not photoshopped or looking glamorous for a premier!
Yayyyy, such a happy day.
PS those tattoos really fuck her body up. I don’t mind tattoos, but these just seem randomly blotted on in places without any real thought put into it.
Taz | June 1, 2010 at 11:55 am
Sad day when your dreams die
Jessica | June 1, 2010 at 11:59 am
She has very nice skin, a lot better than most girls I have seen.. but then again most American girls are fat jealous slobs..
I don’t see her boobs looking fake. Men have a REALLY hard time judging fake breasts.. maybe cause you haven’t seen very many. Medium chested women with very small frames tend to have breasts that look like that. Especially when she is wearing a string bikini instead of a halter top bikini, just pulls them to the side and shows her chest area more. Big deal. What size implant could she of asked for to look like that? Small B, large A? That’s retarded if she is really going for the bombshell tits.
Nicole | June 1, 2010 at 12:01 pm
Oh silly men and the power of photoshop and makeup. hahahahahahhaa She looks like a normal girl. Guys are visual… what a shame to find out she looks average. huh?
L | June 1, 2010 at 12:03 pm
Her face is pretty, but her face is also really fake and plastic surgery-ish. Her body isn’t bad, but it’s very boring. It does secretly make me feel good about my body because I know my body is sexier, and I’m all real! Thank you Megan Fox, for the self esteem boost! :)
Truthsayer | June 1, 2010 at 12:04 pm
My sensibilities are offended by these pics.
ilina | June 1, 2010 at 12:11 pm
what?are you jocking?she looks so hot i love her
tard | June 1, 2010 at 12:13 pm
Her sunscreen is wearing off. Don’t get a tan now. Stop playing with those damn sharpies they are a bitch to wash off.
Not Megan Fox | June 1, 2010 at 12:15 pm
Ummm, she looks mediocre here, she needs her makeup. Not ugly (well, the tats are), but just average. Nice body though.
Truthsayer | June 1, 2010 at 12:17 pm
@41
Now your sensibilities are offending my sensibilities.
Not sure how much more my sensibilities can take.
Keemi | June 1, 2010 at 12:29 pm
Two examples of tattooed white trash.
Rachell | June 1, 2010 at 12:38 pm
She doesn’t look that terrible. Obviously she’s not going to look as good naturally as she does with a team of stylists, make up artists, and lighting specialists. I think she has pretty skin though. Yes she clearly has implants and it looks like she’s had some facial work (lips, nose, cheeks)…it’s pretty easy to spot, there is a hardness to her face that I’ve seen on other celebrities that have had work…something just looks off and not natural. It’s her body, so it’s her choice, but whatever ;)
moog | June 1, 2010 at 12:52 pm
I think she needs sex tape “leak” to fire her career back up. Can I get a “hell ya!”?
bXc | June 1, 2010 at 12:53 pm
I love tattoos, but there are no nice or even well done tattoos in these pictures… yuck… Clearly she has the boy of a 12 year old boy without those implants…
The eX Online | June 1, 2010 at 1:00 pm
It is amazing what cameras, photoshop, lighting, makeup artists, wardrobe managers can do…
Megan Fox can be a beautiful girl… but like another site did… they cropped her head off half the pictures and her body looked like an 80 year old woman. It was quite disturbing… and depressing.
She needs to gain 15 pounds overall, that will fill in the bones and gauntness… and get rid of those ugly fucking tattoos… jeez.
Gando | June 1, 2010 at 1:11 pm
Physically she’s quite in shape isn’t she?