Megan Fox is featured in the latest issue of GQ and why the hell am I even typing? Here’s a story Megan told during her interview about how, at 18, she dated a female stripper named Nikita. For the five people who will actually look at the text:
“Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided — oh man, sorry, mommy! — that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop,” said Fox. “I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita.”
Fox said Nikita would do “these beautiful slow dances to Aerosmith ballads.” The actress also said she would bring the Russian stripper gifts and try to inspire her to quit her line of work.
Jesus. If Megan Fox can’t get a stripper off the pole with gifts, there’s no hope for the rest of us. Great, now what am I supposed to do with these pots and pans I bought for “Phoenix” down at the Crazy Horse? And before you judge me, I originally tried luring her in with promises of an ironing board, but I ran out of dollar bills before we hit the porch and she ran off.
JUST LOOKING AT HER MAKES ME SO WET.
hottest female I have EVER seen.
jesus!
I agree. Minus the tattoos though
Over-rated. Consider her choice in men. Oh, when will they announce Brian and the other male losers from Beverly Hills 90210 rejoining the cast of the current goof-ball remake now the door’s open for the ‘return of Dylan?’
Like Tyra Banks said, “there’s only one Angelina Jolie” and Megan Fox is not her 2nd coming.
Barbie alive…man I am so jealous
Barbie alive…man I am so jealous
Her face is 3 shades lighter than the rest. She walks around looking like a human photoshop.
she is so hot but why did they leave her face a different colour to her body?
Normally she’s a sexy, beautiful-looking girl, but that’s a REALLY unflattering picture. Her breasts look so gross. :-X
She really needs to stop showing off her busted up body. She has extremely attractive eyes and face, but that’s it. Replace her eyes with shit brown ones and she would just be another Shauna Sands type of chick.
Worship the mediocrity
That photographer should be fired. She looks terribly done up!! She’s quite pretty,but looks really shallow..like her only purpose on life is to look hot in photos and give it up once in awhile..
Are we sure this is photoshopped?
BOOBS too far APART?As long as they are in the same room that she’s in……..
BOOBS too far APART?As long as they are in the same room that she’s in……..
It appears that Melissa-the latent lesbian-doesn’t get any good cock.She is sooooo JEALOUS!
Roop!-she says that YOU just plaon don’t know where to put your tool,and,you
don’t know what to do when it is guided there.
OH MY EFFING GOD!
Hey People…
I found Megan Fox full Nude Video
Enjoy!!! She pretty sexy!!!
Good quality video :-)
good work on the quality scans. megan fox is lookin’ hot as always.
I love men she looks awful yuk
For a really smokin’ hot gallery of Megan Fox pics, check her out at:
http://galleryofbeautifulwomen.blogspot.com/2008/05/megan-fox.html
Megan Fox is such a hottie. Nerds love her. Women are jealous of her. Being a fan, I’m glad that she’s doing well in Hollywood right now.
She look hot in each outfit. In bikini adorable.