Megan Fox: ‘I’m a tranny’

By: The Superficial / January 13, 2009

Megan Fox apparently took some time out yesterday from meeting her incestuous crush Zac Efron to whine about her body to reporters at the Golden Globes. The Sun reports:

She said: “I am pretty sure I am a doppelgänger for Alan Alda. I’m a tranny. I’m a man. I’m so painfully insecure. I’m on the verge of vomiting now. I am so horrified that I am here, and embarrassed.”
Megan added: “I love Salma Hayek’s look. She looks beautiful and I really want her boobs. I really, really do.”

While there’s a simple solution to having Salma Hayek’s breasts: Buy them. Anyone else suddenly feel the urge to watch M*A*S*H with no pants on? Yeah, me neither. That was a test. I was just testing you.

*looks wistfully out the window* Hawkeye….

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