Megan Fox: ‘I’m a tranny’

January 13th, 2009 // 77 Comments

Megan Fox apparently took some time out yesterday from meeting her incestuous crush Zac Efron to whine about her body to reporters at the Golden Globes. The Sun reports:

She said: “I am pretty sure I am a doppelgänger for Alan Alda. I’m a tranny. I’m a man. I’m so painfully insecure. I’m on the verge of vomiting now. I am so horrified that I am here, and embarrassed.”
Megan added: “I love Salma Hayek’s look. She looks beautiful and I really want her boobs. I really, really do.”

While there’s a simple solution to having Salma Hayek’s breasts: Buy them. Anyone else suddenly feel the urge to watch M*A*S*H with no pants on? Yeah, me neither. That was a test. I was just testing you.

*looks wistfully out the window* Hawkeye….

Photos: WENN

  1. That face is scary.

  2. celebritiesarefunny

    oh boohoo…no one thinks you’re a tranny, but now they definitely know you’re bulimic and self absorbed

  3. she's an...

    ugly Angelina wannabe.

  4. Thankfully she really isn’t a tranny…

  5. Natural to me

    I think a lot people would be surprised what a good push up bra and a tight dress could do to small boobies. They look like the same, small, wide-set pair only heaved up to her chin. Just wait, she’ll do another topless spread soon so everyone can see they’re still natural

  6. mytwocents

    Ok that is so creepy and weird to admit these things…seriously does she ever say something NORMAL?

    I mean everything she says is so for shock value…I mean it’s all about sleeping with a brother, that old stripper she liked, now bulimia?

    Get a life girl be yourself! If this is yourself then wow that’s sad.

    She is totally gorgeous but what is the point of being so gorgeous if your always insecure kind of pointless??

  7. jerm

    Yeah I can see why you ugly women like her, because she’s normal and imperfect. Whenever you see St. Angelina Jolie, your confidence level drops to rock bottom. Am I right? Yes.
    Megan’s ok, but I have standards.

  8. She's a Robot

    The Joliebot 5000 wants to be a real girl one day. awwwwww

  9. meee

    megan needs to learn to shut the fuck up. you have everything right now you selfish bitch

  10. forney

    wow she shocks every again. we are so shocked by her weirdness. so pathetic and boring.

  11. No Line On The McLashen

    Yes ugly wanabee indeed, boring sub-porn bimbo whose IMDB page reads like a whos_not_quite_who of shite films.

  12. Missystar

    Mini-rant– I’m literally old enough to be the mother of this cretin, and I have less sun damage than she does. STAY OUT OF THE SUN. It is not your friend.

  13. kwtf

    Ok all i see is a ratty lookin copycat. Her beedy gerbil eyes, teeth and the ugly redneck nose doesnt help.

    Here’s her before Angelina obsession:

    When I look @ her, i see a cheap Angelina wannabe. And Im not a hater, theres nothing to hate on except the sexy tattoos (ha!) Shes trying way too hard, where Angelina is a natural at everything (including her bodyyyyyyyy)

  14. Ima megan troll

    I have to follow all the blogs about Megan Fox….. (Okay, so what if, Angelina Jolie is starting to show wrinkles)

    This is the only way I can keep Angelina alive….!!

  15. Nella

    #63, that image link you posted… It doesn’t look like she’s had work done on her face between those two pics at all! Her lips were still full, her nose still small.
    Now what the crap she’s talking about… god only knows. Where did her confidence go?

  16. GoAheadAndEntertainMe

    Megan is breathtakingly beautiful~! She has certainly raised the bar when it comes to drop dead sexy gorgeous! I imagine she was very nervous attending the globes with so many of her senior peers, but one day it will be she who makes another newcomer nervous…..go get em Megan!!!

  17. bruce

    She’s gorgeous, but why does she like to join ***seekingsugarmomma. c om****? I really do not know why. seems that she likes that site so much. she puts so many info. there.

  18. This PROSTITUTE is dressed for FUCKING the complete BEVERLY HILTON, folks!!

  19. tiffany

    *yawn* another cry for attention….

  20. Mas a fumy


  21. wret54et

    13. Chris – January 13, 2009 11:29 AM

    Piece of fucking shit!

  22. keisha

    she’s pretty but she really does look rather slutty all the time. sorry

  23. Aamco

    So she thinks she looks like a guy? Hmm, could be the TATS weren’t such a great idea??? Maybe she could call up who or whatever is in charge of ‘karma’ and arrange an exchange. You know, tit for tat.

    Now she can add “born to set up an awful pun” to her list of accomplishments. No extra charge.

  24. She is so attractive and I have seen her on Meetwealthy. com,I also met many Sexy, Curvy, Classy Women, open minded rich couples, hot rich guys, nice wealthy admirers, even some celebs.

  25. mmd

    shes freaking ugly lol

  26. Meh

    She looked so different on that TV show. This is just continuing the trend of taking some frumpy plain jane/cute but forgettable chick (eg. Scarlett Johanssen) and sending them in for a total plastic make-over and try to fool us into thinking they are ‘glamorous’ or ‘sexy’.

  27. It is like a male speaker says he feels like he has a small cock with a hairy beer belly fat hanging over him, even if his dreams he is a pretty pretty princess.

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