Megan Fox hates women. And vice versa.

November 13th, 2009 // 146 Comments

Megan Fox recently sat down with The New York Times to discuss why chicks want to kick her down a well and leave her for dead:

On women hating her:
“Women tear each other apart. Girls think I’m a slut, and I’ve been in the same relationship since I was 18. The problem is, if they think you’re attractive, you’re either stupid or a whore or a dumb whore. The instinct among girls is to attack the jugular.”

On Jennifer’s Body bombing:
“The movie is about a man-eating, cannibalistic lesbian cheerleader, and that pretty much eliminates middle America. It’s obviously a girl-power movie, but it’s also about how scary girls are. Girls can be a nightmare.”

On… I honestly don’t what the fuck she’s talking about:
“I’ve learned that being a celebrity is like being a sacrificial lamb. At some point, no matter how high the pedestal that they put you on, they’re going to tear you down. And I created a character as an offering for the sacrifice. I’m not willing to give my true self up. It’s a testament to my real personality that I would go so far as to make up another personality to give to the world. The reality is, I’m hidden amongst all the insanity. Nobody can find me.”

I hate to admit it, ladies, but Megan Fox is right: You’re an insecure bag of catty.

*reads memo about attracting more female readers to the site*

BITCH, STOP STEALING BOYFRIENDS WITH YOUR TATTOOS! I’LL KILL YOU! [Insert something about shoes and/or not knowing how to drive here.]

Photos: Getty, GQ, Rolling Stone, Splash News

  1. Exotica

    She is breathtaking (and who cares if she’s had work done, there’s nothing wrong with that), but people (not just women) don’t like her because she is bitchy and grand. She would be so much lovlier if she would adopt a sense of grace, and keep her mouth shut. I do agree with her on some points, one being that you don’t share all of yourself with your public and another being that women are catty.

  2. Viklane

    Whatever. I’m a straight chick and I think she kicks ass. I love how frank and honest she is — and she’s FUNNY. Why do people assume that because she’s hot she’s some kind of slutty bimbo? Women who attack her and claim to be feminists are liars. You can’t hate a chick just because she’s pretty and then whine about feminism.

  3. Valerie

    She’s trippin’! I already forgot about her, until this! hahha

  4. M

    Why don’t women hate Angelina Joelie than? I think people would much rather be inspired than be entertained by self involved comments. It’s reminds me of Carrie Prejean and Jon Gosselin – people who just concentrate about how they are the victims and take no responsibility, or who just keep talking endlessly about themselves.

  5. Guest

    I don’t get why people hate her!?

    I’m a girl, and I think she’s gorgeous && I also think she says
    the things that most people THINK but are too afraid to say.
    She is allowed to SPEAK & I guess people don’t like what she’s
    saying …? Well that’s no reason to attack her character.
    Whatever. I like her.

  6. rah! rah!

    # 22, hello! what took you so long!?

    What a predictable response.

  7. t

    Granted, everyone would probably be better off if she just started doing porn and gave the whole acting thing a rest. However, many of the women I know are – despite the fronts they may try to put up – insecure, jealous and incredibly selfish. She’s not wrong about that.

  8. No Crusty

    You’re in a popular movie, people now know who you are. Your publicist makes sure you get out there and be seen. No parlaying or intelligence required. Her people’s phone rings, people request interviews, she says yes. Photo shoot ensues. You can be dumb and participate. She does. Opens her mouth, says stupid things, appears dumb. That’s not going to stop someone from trying to sell their magazines with your hot bod.

    LIst the films that *she* has parlayed???? into??? What??? Where’s her three pic directing/producing deal? Thank you. Even Alicia Silverstone got one of those when she was the hot tot du jour.

    Ask Elle MacPherson, Heidi Klume, Tyra Banks (who I hate), even Kathy Ireland about parlaying their attractiveness into something besides getting into parties and the op to show the world that your educational and social skills are suspect at best.

    She hasn’t done shit except justify a reluctance to have her work for you. Snap all the pretty pictures you want…

    Once they know who you are, you get offers sent to you. The type of offers depend on the talent you display. Intelligence does not come into play in this scenario either. Chances are pretty good she’s getting dreck sent to her for her, um “drecky” work. She’ll be able to make excuses as to why people don’t want to see the shitty films she’s barely qualified to star in, for only a short while longer. She’ll get all the Transformer sequels because the teen boy demo don’t give a shit what she has to say. She won’t be working alongside Meryl Streep, or Cate Blanchett any time soon.

    Her people better work real hard to get her a cosmetic deal ’cause the movie gravy train is about to careen off the tracks. And that, will be their doing and nor hers. She’ll just have to say yes. Once again, she can be quite dumb, and still say yes.

    So if she isn’t dumb, she does a damn good job of pretending to be.

  9. jenni

    this post and the responses seriously are some of the funniest things i’ve read in a long, long time. ty!

  10. lisa

    no this girl isn’t dumb… NOT at all. she’s only telling the truth that most people hate to hear;) and she’s way too much damn good looking which most people (esp women) hate to see.
    that’s it;)

  11. ha

    Yes I’m a woman and I just hate pretty girls that’s why I and all of the other pretty woman haters go to Superficial – a site that is chaste and doesn’t obsess over boobs at all!

  12. crazypants

    Those of you mentioning why people don’t hate Kidman, Theron, Diaz, hathaway, etc – y’all have some short memories.

    Angelina up until she had/adopted 12 babies was the most famously psycho, scary, slutty, incestous, crazy hot bitch on the planet. She caught unbelievebale shit. Her turnaround from that is very recent. Young Kidman caught the same amount of shit for her often nudity in her early movies.

    All of those actresses have caught unbelieveable shit from the public and women, mostly because of their looks.

    Megan’s been in 5 movies – 2 of them involving robots – and every actor in those movies did not give a shit – they were there for the money.

    She was fine in the Simon Pegg movie and I haven’t seen Jennifer’s Body but it didn’t get unanimously awful reviews and most of it was directed at the film’s writer, Diablo Cody.

    Seriously the amount of hate directed at Fox far outstrips her body of work. She flat out hasn’t produced enough material as to get the comments she’s generated.

  13. Posh

    Beauty and brains sometimes just don’t go together eh.

  14. It doesn't take a Ph.D

    … to see that women are worse to each other than men could ever be. It’s self-defeating and makes no sense but they still do it. Duh! She’s making an observation that most are already aware of. Maybe the teeny set are impressed with Fox saying it, but hell, they already know this too.

    She hasn’t discovered anything new … like a cure for lupus for christ’s sake. Telling the truth, “I think that dress makes you look fat,” does not automatically make you ready for MENSA membership.

  15. What an idiot

    More tidbits of wisdom from Professor Whoreface…

  16. @crazypants

    You must be pretty old and deluded – Angelina Joelee may be known for being crazy bust she was never known for being hated by women, neither was Nicole kidman. And look around you – the majority of Women in hollywood are HOT women – including the music industry. Girls are held to a much higher standard of looks than guys are.

  17. woa

    I was about to comment on crazypants as well but looking back at the comments I notice that crazypants has multiple comments and probably way too much time to respond with equally self serving statements – eh stopped caring about middle aged misogynist men – Fox will be the more famous for being controversial

  18. Brooke

    She looks so old for 23.. i cant believe shes the same age as me

  19. Hey Megan, over here!

    Megan, you are right: women are catty. That said, you’re not doing yourself any favors by calling out the obvious. Women will start responding positively to you when you start acting gracious and stop acting bratty because unlike most men and lesbian women, we aren’t mesmerized by your vagina. We don’t think you’re a whore, we just think you’re stupid with a really bad case of diarrhea of the mouth. You are smart enough to manipulate men, but this comes easy to even moderately attractive women. Now try and find the Achilles heel for women. Here’s a hint: look up an interview with Monica Bellucci. She’s the most beautiful woman in the world, and she carries herself with the dignity of a queen.

  20. VaginaGod

    I’ll pay $10000 to the person who can get me a pic of Megan Fox’s bowel movement.

  21. L

    You think Jon Gosselin could tap that?

  22. Sarah

    Well, she just alienated a pretty big chunk of potential fans. Now she won’t be making much money off of a female fan base, which is a really big market. Does she even have a publicist?

    Women don’t hate her because she is hot. We hate her because she KNOWS she is hot and shoves it in everyone’s face. Not to mention, everything she says makes her sound half retarded. It’s as if she is trying to make women hate her.

    There are plenty of hot and gorgeous women in Hollywood that women like and respect because they have grace and humility. Here is a list:

    Jessica Biel
    Jessica Alba
    Olivia Wilde

  23. L

    You think Jon Gosselin could tap that?

  24. Sorry, here is the list continued:

    Marissa Miller
    Leighton Meester
    Blake Lively
    Freida Pinto
    Elisha Cuthbert

    Feel free to add more, ladies.

    Think of it this way guys: Would you respect a douchebag that constantly spouted out ridiculous things and showed the whole world that he thought he was God’s gift to women? Or would you respect a laidback guy that seemed like you could have a few beers with and relate to?

  25. Lex

    Yeah, I am jealous. She’s gotten everywhere in life not because she is smart, talented or even hard-working–she’s just attractive. That’s right, I am extremely jealous of Megan Fox. Everyone has good and bad qualities, but her good qualities are like a ticket to getting anything she desires. She doesn’t even act humble about it either, it’s like she actually thinks she deserves everything she has.

  26. Lex

    Well actually I don’t know if being born unnaturally beautiful is any different than being born unnaturally talented at something. It’s not something the person really has to work for. Oh well, I really don’t care too much about Megan Fox aside from making these posts.

  27. “Women tear each other apart. Girls think I’m a slut, and I’ve been in the same relationship since I was 18. The problem is, if they think you’re attractive, you’re either stupid or a whore or a dumb whore. The instinct among girls is to attack the jugular.”

    Hush honey, just sit there and look pretty.

  28. elle

    ‘You’re an insecure bag of catty.’

    i am a woman. i think that is highly amusing.

  29. HB

    I don’t know about you guys, but one of the things that REALLY bothers me about her is those faces she makes. I don’t really mean the faces on magazine covers, because I know she’s told to do certain things, but I mean on the red carpet. She does the “eyes half opened” thing to try and heighten her sexiness. Usually it just comes off looking as if she’s very aware of how hot she is, and she’s trying too hard to flaunt it. Meeehh.

  30. maydar

    That eliminates middle america? Yeah, that explains why Brokeback Mountain only made almost $200 million. I’m sure everyone that went to see it lived in Manhattan or San Fran…a good movie is a good movie and can make a lot of money even if it doesn’t necessarily reflect the the views of everyone, a bad movie won’t make money anywhere no matter who it offends or is meant to appeal to/

  31. dude

    I am a man. “You’re an insecure bag of catty” is hilarious.

  32. M 2

    I’m not going to try to say that women never dislike other women because of their attractiveness but that is not what is going on with Ms. Fox.

    Megan Fox is not likable. She’s really, really, really pretty and that’s literally it. There’s no other reason to like her. Also, she says a lot of obnoxious stuff such as: “everyone hates me because I’m more beautiful than they are”. If her handlers are worried that she’ll never do well at the box office because women don’t like her, that was a damn stupid thing to let her say.

    Also her whole theory can be proven instantly false if you just look at the vast number of other really attractive actresses/models who are well liked by women: Halle Berry, Blake Lively, Jessica Alba, Jennifer Aniston, Reese Witherspoon, all of the VS angels, Penelope Cruz, Carrie Underwood, etc.

  33. Sara

    I’m sorry but I just don’t like the way she looks at all…I think she is very trashy and it is very upsetting that this is the type of woman that girls have to look up to nowadays.

  34. katie

    “Insecure bag of catty”? That’s harsh. Usually I only feel insecure and catty when someone insults women and then shows me pictures of titties- luckily it doesn’t happen often.

  35. gulag

    she’d be cool if she didn’t try so hard to prove herself. she makes some valid points like women turning against each other but she’s not adding anything new with this dialog.

  36. AmericanWhiteTrash

    Another bitch who can’t act..

  37. Kelly

    The comments here essentially prove that she’s right.
    I’m a women, I see it all the time. Women act like bitches towards other women they feel threatened by, it’s human nature. Megan Fox says crazy stuff sometimes, but she’s hot and fairly successful and it’s obvious people only say things to try and tear her down, why else would they give a shit?

  38. Chole

    It’s not instinctual that women are so catty and vicious to one another, it’s nurtured and even encouraged in this society.

  39. Sarah

    For the record, I’m a female, and you’re my new favorite site to read… you’re hilarious!

  40. sarah

    Girls drive me nuts so I’ll give her that point, completely. The minute you’re not kissing their ass they turn around and talk sh*t. I’m a girl and I love being a girl, but the women that are constantly trying to put people in a category make me crazy. Organize your house, not your friends.

    I do believe she has another side to her personality – most people do – but I fail to believe that she’s intentionally created her public persona. The girl just ain’t that smart. She’s riding on her good looks and she knows how to play to the camera – all which are great traits for an actress, so she does her job well. Whatever celebrities say is going to change tomorrow – they’re just trying to ride the fame coaster as long as it will take them – so take it with a grain of salt.

  41. las

    I cant understand why she doesnt just become a porn star since her whole image is based on teasing men sexually. Men wont support you until you go hardcore meggy!

  42. las

    I cant understand why she doesnt just become a porn star since her whole image is based on teasing men sexually. Men wont support you until you go hardcore meggy!

  43. las

    I cant understand why she doesnt just become a porn star since her whole image is based on teasing men sexually. Men wont support you until you go hardcore meggy!

  44. las

    I cant understand why she doesnt just become a porn star since her whole image is based on teasing men sexually. Men wont support you until you go hardcore meggy!

  45. HB

    Look at the bright side, once everyone gets over her trashy but somehow appealing looks (and you know they will), since she doesn’t have anything else to back it up she’ll just slip into obscurity. Being hot may give you a career, but it usually lasts about 15 minutes and people will get bored with you. Her acting is, I’ll try to put it nicely here, a pile of steaming horse shit. So now we just have to wait until her sex appeal burns out. Then we all can finally live in sans-Megan Fox peace.

    And once we knock out Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and all those stupid bitches from The Hills, it’ll be like living in bliss… and we’ll have eradicated the source of herpes. We’ll all be heroes!

  46. Amber

    She…is…a…ball…of…crazy! Yet, she’s not a sexy as everyone makes her out to be, and I don’t see the resemblance between her and Angelina Jolie other than hair and eye color. Angelina Jolie is breataking and a badass which is sexy. Megan Fox is crazy in the way that she looks like she would eat you, ironic? Anywho, that, is not, sexy.

  47. ham

    I think it’s her overt sexuality that’s doing it. As someone rather clever (Fitzgerald, yes?) once said, “a great social success is a pretty girl who plays her cards as carefully as if she were plain.”

    Don’t any of your feel truly sorry for her? She had an awful childhood, and I’d bet anything her stepfather abused her as a child. I know it’s no excuse for ignorance, but childhoods do matter. A lot. See Lilo’s example.

    ps. The Jessicas are hated too. Alba has given birth, and not as much of a threat to women. Biel is still hated for claiming her good looks restrict her roles.

  48. ham

    @69 Ironically, Bellucci starred in Malena, the story of a woman cursed by her extraordinary beauty. In that film, ALL the woman hated her with a passion, beating, stripping, humiliating her in the street and chasing her out of town… all because of her lovely exterior. Megan has a point here, that beauty can make people do the most hateful things.

  49. BAG

    I’m sick and tired of hearing about this trashy/fugly/dumb bitch. She can’t act for shit and looks like a stripper, why is she famous exactly? Bitch needs to die away already.

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