Megan Fox hates women. And vice versa.

November 13th, 2009 // 146 Comments

Megan Fox recently sat down with The New York Times to discuss why chicks want to kick her down a well and leave her for dead:

On women hating her:
“Women tear each other apart. Girls think I’m a slut, and I’ve been in the same relationship since I was 18. The problem is, if they think you’re attractive, you’re either stupid or a whore or a dumb whore. The instinct among girls is to attack the jugular.”

On Jennifer’s Body bombing:
“The movie is about a man-eating, cannibalistic lesbian cheerleader, and that pretty much eliminates middle America. It’s obviously a girl-power movie, but it’s also about how scary girls are. Girls can be a nightmare.”

On… I honestly don’t what the fuck she’s talking about:
“I’ve learned that being a celebrity is like being a sacrificial lamb. At some point, no matter how high the pedestal that they put you on, they’re going to tear you down. And I created a character as an offering for the sacrifice. I’m not willing to give my true self up. It’s a testament to my real personality that I would go so far as to make up another personality to give to the world. The reality is, I’m hidden amongst all the insanity. Nobody can find me.”

I hate to admit it, ladies, but Megan Fox is right: You’re an insecure bag of catty.

*reads memo about attracting more female readers to the site*

BITCH, STOP STEALING BOYFRIENDS WITH YOUR TATTOOS! I’LL KILL YOU! [Insert something about shoes and/or not knowing how to drive here.]

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  1. A. Sanderson

    I agree girls are pretty mean and when here envious of a girl theyre even meaner…but seriously, megan fox just assumes everyone doesnt like her because shes hot…people dont like her because she talks like an annoying cunt

  2. boo

    Bitch, please. Women don’t hate you because you are beautiful, we hate you because every time you open your mouth, something stupid falls out.

  3. scooter

    I haven’t seen Jennifer’s Body but “cannibalistic lesbian cheerleader”?!?!?!? Maybe it’s not as bad as I heard. That sounds like my kind of flick; when the DVD comes out, I’ll definitely check it out!

  4. Rough by popular demand

    What is this? the nytimes is dealing in tabloids now…

    Ive been saying this for years…about why girls stick with one man for a while was because they dont want to that slut label from other girls…

  5. Drew

    Wow is she really that full of herself? I mean, in some respects she speaks the truth. Women are very… “catty”. But the reason she’s not well liked is because she’s an idiot with a loud mouth, simply put. I mean, does she fucking listen to herself talk?

  6. MissLLB

    I just have to say – I am a happily married, heterosexual, educated female…and I would be all over Megan Fox like white on rice if I had the opportunity. Love her. I every way. Don’t give a shit if the says stupid things, bitch is HOT. Guess I’m in the minority.

  7. noodle

    seriously, that last part had me in tears.

  8. Liz

    I hate that she’s right; in this society women have this need for competition instead of just getting along with each other and being glad that someone else has strengths. Because frankly, she’s insanely hot and a bit crazy. I dig that.

  9. lamuella

    honey, people don’t dislike you for being attractive. They dislike you for being a nasty vain primadonna retard.

    Glad we could settle this for you, go back to eating crayons

  10. Lori

    Way to attract more female readers by putting them down. You want to call others insecure when you hide behind a keyboard and type sh*t about everyone else. I wonder what you look like. Do you have any redeeming qualities?

  11. dubba

    so shes basically saying that her public persona is an act and she will never be “real”

    why bother ever interviewing her then?

    she can die in a pile of pills and coke now

  12. Christina

    She used to look like Miley Cyrus. I need to get me some of that plastic surgery.

  13. Miss J

    Megan Fox is very attractive and extremely hot, I am a women im married and I have a kid and no im not fat im very attractive myself im a size 2 and no im not anorexic either. I think women should stop hating on her just because she is beautiful and start working out don’t hate her because you wish you would look like her.

  14. Josh Jackson

    She didn’t express herself too well, but her argument is sound. Of course she has to do countless interviews to promote whatever sack of shit film she is next in, but just like any half intelligent movie star, she puts up barriers and only lets public see what she wants them to see…a persona that sells movie tickets nothing else.

  15. Josh Jackson

    She didn’t express herself too well, but her argument is sound. Of course she has to do countless interviews to promote whatever sack of shit film she is next in, but just like any half intelligent movie star, she puts up barriers and only lets public see what she wants them to see…a persona that sells movie tickets nothing else.

  16. JG

    I like her before this stupid interview. I always thought she was funny, and I liked her sarcasm. Now she sounds like any other stupid self absorbed “actress”.

  17. HM

    I’ll admit that Megan Fox looks hot and I’m sure many women are jealous of her attractiveness. But I also think she should be banned from opening her mouth. I’m not going to say that she’s a whore…but she’s about as smart as a box of hammers.

  18. rah! rah!

    Okay…you know, there are many “insanely hot”/”stupid gorgeous” actresses and actors out there. Very seldom do you hear ANYONE decrying them as much as we do Megan. No, it’s not because she’s allegedly “hot”…nor is this dislike borne from our jealousy. Nope. It’s because she SUCKS. She is vain. She is insipid. A ridiculous excuse for an actress. Just go and check out her “cannibalistic lesbian” flick. Need I go on?

    Oh, and, just because I know some of you cunt flaps will probably bring this up in your counterargument, I am not fat, I am not stupid, nor ugly, lonely or desperate (or any other adjectives you may conjure in order to rationalize your own deluded opinion). Thank you.

  19. Yure Addicted

    heh, that last part of the write-up cracked me up! superficial writer(s) are great! keep up the good work!

  20. crazypants

    I think she’s right – think of the unbelievable amount of snark and hatred directed at her ever since she made a splash in the 1st Transformers movie – literally overnight she went from nobody to the Hottest woman on Earth (and she didn’t nominate herself for the position or brand herself this, like MJ calling himself the King of Pop) and simultaneously Biggest Dumb Whore on Earth.

    And why? Because she’s a great looking young actress who was hired largely to look hot as hell on a giant robot movie.

    Any other hot young unknown starlet would’ve leapt at the role and if they’d gotten it we’d be talking about how Actress XYZ is both the Hottest Woman on Earth as well as the BIggest Slut. She’s completely right.

  21. seriously

    @19 – I bet $20 ur not attractive because as someone who has been on the receiving end of catty behavior I could never so easily do that to someone else cause I don’t like it happening to me. You must have some sort of issue that you can easily demean someone you don’t know.

  22. SO RIGHT

    The movie Jennifer’s Body was surprisingly good! I went with three friends and all of us loved it. She is incredibly hot, but she also needs to tone it down a bit before she becomes a laughing-stock.

  23. Max Planck

    Tattoos suck.

  24. Teets

    Angelina Jolie upgrade. Lookin good Jennifer. Angie, not so much.

  25. Fuzzy Tingle Times

    Pretty sure Jennifer’s body bombed cause it was a POS relaying only on her hotness to see it though. No one will pay for what the internet can show you for free. Maybe you shouldn’t have sent the lesbian kiss scene to all the reaches of internet. Which is also probably the only interesting part of the film. She can’t act first of all and refuses to do nudity… only gonna get you so far for so long. Better get waxed and augmented STAT.

  26. Inaworldofstupidness

    Not all women hate Fox. Envy and hate are two different things. It’s just that Fox is so beautiful it makes women wanna rip her to pieces. C’mon. It’s very simple stuff.

  27. Parker

    I want her to want my weiner in her butt

  28. Anon

    “You’re either stupid or a whore or a dumb whore.”
    “I’ve learned that being a celebrity is like being a sacrificial lamb.”
    She sure does come off as intelligent…

  29. DM138

    I really like Megan Fox. I think she has an awesome personality. She’s right about girls. It’s the typical having to tear somebody down to make themselves feel better. Heaven forbid someone’s better looking than you, little Miss. Bitter.
    I hope she won’t let the stupid people of the world tear her down, and that she’ll continue in the business. I think she’s seriously underrated as an actress. But… what do I know, I’m just a fan.

  30. lady jesus

    Look, maybe people do hate her because she’s dumb and not because she’s hot. But what she’s saying is kind of true. Women are pretty vicious toward each other. Like, I’m sure if a selection of random women were shown a picture of a successful 40-something female lawyer, they’d start a list of all her physical flaws. With Megan, women call her a slut. WOMEN. Why shouldn’t she enjoy herself?

    You don’t see guys on this site (or anywhere) calling Leo diCaprio a manwhore for banging a bunch of hot models.

  31. Christina

    God, people can be so stupid.

    Yeah, I assume there are SOME people who dislike Megan Fox because they’re jealous of her looks, but for her to act like that’s the only possible reason someone could dislike her is absurd. No one is universally loved, and people dislike her for very valid reasons. By all accounts, she can’t act, so she’s a pretty girl getting roles because she’s pretty and not for her talent. I hate that on principle, since there are tons of actual actors out there who never get a shot at anything. She’s clearly vain (see this interview) and she just says a bunch of stupid stuff. Call me whatever you want, but I don’t think Hitler comparisons are ever funny, especially when you’re talking about the fucking director of a fucking action movie. She says a lot of stupid shit and isn’t a good actress, which is what she’s supposed to be. So Megan, trust me…people have plenty of reasons to dislike you that have nothing to do with your looks.

    Personally, I think she’s obviously attractive but I don’t see the big deal with her. I don’t see why she’s supposedly the hottest girl on the planet or whatever. She looks very rigid and plastic to me, even if she hasn’t had any type of surgery. Plus I find too many tattoos to be a total turnoff.

  32. Maybe her mom told her the reason people hate her is because they’re jealous of her looks and talent…mine did. Only I didn’t buy it.

  33. smi34

    Whatever. Why does everyone (including herself) act like Megan Fox is the hottest person in the world? I’m not hating on her, she’s beautiful and sexy in the same way Angelina Jolie is, but she is not every person’s type. She is definitely more beautiful than I am, but so is Katherine Heigl and a million other women. I’m so over the way that this website acts like she walks on water, it’s absolutely ridiculous.

  34. smi34

    Whatever. Why does everyone (including herself) act like Megan Fox is the hottest person in the world? I’m not hating on her, she’s beautiful and sexy in the same way Angelina Jolie is, but she is not every person’s type. She is definitely more beautiful than I am, but so is Katherine Heigl and a million other women. I’m so over the way that this website acts like she walks on water, it’s absolutely ridiculous.

  35. aprilstp

    For someone who is hidden and can’t be found she’s always talking! She is dumb, all her babbling is killing it for her! You won’t be Angelina until you shut up…Angelina figured that out.

    And “testament to her personality” that she’d make up another persona to sacrilfice to us, the unattractive world? What that her personality spews delusional, egomania and is insanity? Oh and that she needs an experienced publicist to keep her from hanging herself any more.

    Right on #3 and #10:-)

  36. Harold^Sick

    That’s all good and all, but, why is she still pretending to be an actress? Yawn.

  37. I Think

    women already admit enough that she’s a beautiful woman.
    it’s not like we disagree or anything it’s a known fact.
    and she’s right about how women act, for the most part.
    but i don’t really think that many women are calling her a whore.
    and if they are they’re not that bright cause she’s actually not whoring around really.
    but she does come off as a self absorbed imbecile.
    no one saw jennifer’s body because there wouldn’t be any good acting in it.
    (even if amanda seyfried is in it)
    it just had corny and terrible acting from the trailers.
    she just needs to learn how to think before she speaks.
    she needs to stop thinking she’s the only hot piece of ass out there.
    cause every girl is jealous of just you megan fox.
    it’s not like angelina jolie never existed or marilyn monroe
    or any other gorgeous actress women have idolized.
    you’re not the only one.
    i’d rather be envious of olivia wilde cause she’s done similar things.
    she’s gorgeous, and she’s done the lesbian scenes without it coming off as an attention seeking act, and she doesn’t bash other women assuming they’re all just jealous. get over yourself sheesh.

  38. Alyson

    ‘Women tear each other apart.’ Isn’t that what she had done many times in the media with her remarks?

    ‘Girls think I am a slut.’ Then why continue to tell us about her sex life? I don’t really care if she likes men or women and how and what she does.

    I used to think she was epitome of sexy hot until she started attacking women because we are all supposedly jealous of her. Confidence is attractive. Hiding insecurities under a layer of conceit is not. Why the continued need to justify herself? Tell the media to f themselves and just talk about her movies -nothing else.

    At this point I just feel sorry for her.

  39. Kathleen

    “32. Christina – November 13, 2009 12:16 PM

    God, people can be so stupid.

    Yeah, I assume there are SOME people who dislike Megan Fox because they’re jealous of her looks, but for her to act like that’s the only possible reason someone could dislike her is absurd. No one is universally loved, and people dislike her for very valid reasons. By all accounts, she can’t act, so she’s a pretty girl getting roles because she’s pretty and not for her talent. I hate that on principle, since there are tons of actual actors out there who never get a shot at anything. She’s clearly vain (see this interview) and she just says a bunch of stupid stuff. Call me whatever you want, but I don’t think Hitler comparisons are ever funny, especially when you’re talking about the fucking director of a fucking action movie. She says a lot of stupid shit and isn’t a good actress, which is what she’s supposed to be. So Megan, trust me…people have plenty of reasons to dislike you that have nothing to do with your looks.

    Personally, I think she’s obviously attractive but I don’t see the big deal with her. I don’t see why she’s supposedly the hottest girl on the planet or whatever. She looks very rigid and plastic to me, even if she hasn’t had any type of surgery. Plus I find too many tattoos to be a total turnoff.”

    —————————————————————————————————–

    Took the words right out of my mouth. Everything that I was thinking! Comparing Michael Bay to Hitler was not funny at all and was really ignorant.
    There are many other gorgeous actresses that are far more intelligent, caring, and talented than her.

  40. Kathleen

    P.S. And she looked better before all of the plastic surgery.

  41. I love how one minute she’s denying being beautiful and acting dumbfounded that people actually find her attractive. Then the next, she’s claiming females hate her because she IS attractive. Which way is it, Megan? You’re hot, but humble or you’re hot and confident/conceited about it? You can’t be both. We don’t hate you, Megan Fox. You are a beautiful girl (I believe even MORE beautiful before you went under the knife), but you come across as an arrogant snob with nothing nice to say. There are plenty of female celebrities that everyone finds “hot” and aren’t continuously bashed: difference is, they’re polite or at least pretend to be. The girl needs her head examined, end of story lol.

  42. Crusty

    Megan Fox is dumb?

    Let’s see, she’s taken a relatively small amount of talent and parlayed that into a multi-million dollar career. She makes movies that may suck and her acting skills obviously have a lot to be desired but again, through trick or treat, she’s managed to be on the cover of magazines, is the focus of countless of web sites (this one included) and has created a lifestyle of which the rest of us can only imagine.

    Megan Fox is dumb – dumb like a fox.

    Hey people? Jealousy much?

  43. um

    I actually think Megan is hot and her movie looked fun but I wouldn’t pay to see it. But these kind of misogynistic comments are making me not like her. Acknowledge the women who might like you for goodness sake.

    So because you don’t see her movie you’re automatically jealous? I think women in real life can be jealous, but Megan is a star that’s like being jealous of Heidi Klum or something. We could never look as hot as her and normal guys couldn’t get her. Hmm could it be Megan just doesn’t want to admit that she doesn’t have enough appeal to pull it off a movie on her own yet?

  44. look on the bright side. maybe the ‘real her’ actually has a good personality

  45. Vivien

    I don’t think she’s a slut or whore and I don’t think she’s all that dumb either (not intelligent either though), but I do think she’s probably a bitch. I don’t trust girls like that don’t have any girl friends. They’re often just bitchy, self-conscious, attention-whoring girls that have guys fooled.

  46. Erica

    Then how come women don’t hate Charlize Theron, Nicole Kidman, Anne Hathaway, Scarlett Johanssen or any of the other very beautiful actresses?

  47. Vivien

    I also go by the rule that if someone’s fake on the outside, they’re probably fake on the inside too. People that choose to opt for petty plastic surgery are also not to be trusted.

  48. Jenna

    Well that’s just not fair.

    I think fugly chicks are JUST as capable of being filthy, stupid whores as attractive ones.

  49. Kat

    Haha, I love the one comment about how she’s an underrated actress. I agree with the majority about how she’s very attractive, but that’s not why most girls dislike her. Personally, I like a little bit of humility and intelligence as well. She doesn’t have to come across as a catty moron in every single interview she did if she could learn to shut her mouth every once in a while, yet she always does.

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