Megan Fox hates America

June 23rd, 2009 // 95 Comments

While Megan Fox flaunted her stupid awesome breasts during the international tour for Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, she apparently decided to shit all over the American flag by wearing some sort of toga at the LA premiere last night. At this point, my heart goes out to the lone soldier who bravely completes his mission so we can live in a country where Megan Fox’s cleavage sells tickets to a movie about GM vehicles beating the fuck out of each other. You will not die in vain, sir! Not on my watch. Get Michael Bay on the line.

Photos: Getty, Splash News

  1. no fucking way

    she can’t be 24. no way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she looks 35

  2. Johnson

    Superficial writer hates America. I will shit all over you buddy. This shit that spews out of your mouth is very disrespectful and is not funny in the least. FUCK YOU SUPERFICIAL.

  3. Queen Mrs. Burke

    Looks like she is wearing a pair of “Spanx” underneath that dress

  4. dee

    why are all the commenters stupid today? i never felt the inclination to comment on here before, but really….

    1) megan fox doesn’t hate america
    2) writer said that
    3) to make fun of the fact that she wore dresses that showed cleavage/nipples around the world, but in america she’s covered up from head to toe
    4) she’s hot, the ones who say she’s not are 99% of the time females and/or gay who are jealous of her awesome beauty

    why does this joke have to be explained to some of you. and now i can’t get back the 30 seconds of my life i wasted writing this. you’re welcome, assholes!

  5. ………………………………BUT WE MEGAN FOX.
    any more questions?

  6. o

    ooooooooh…. so it’s NOT a culture joke.

    megan fox hates america because she’s not dressin slutty for us…

    i guess that’s kinds funny.

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  8. abby

    Uh…. Looking a whole lot like Angelina.

  9. Darth

    This girl is begging me to educate her.She’s already wearing the student-Jedi outfit.

  10. MFH

    And I hate her!

  11. MFH

    And I hate her!

  12. MFH

    And I hate her!

  13. Mk

    shoes= she is 5’4 trying to look tall. white toga= thinks she is a greek goddess. Orange=???????? Porn star look? SHE IS SO FU

  14. dee

    You must have x-ray vision to see any breasts in that dress. The nipples are phony because a young woman that hasn’t had kids does not have nipples like that. Fox has little boobies that she hikes up in push up padded bras all the time.

  15. Borat

    Very nice…how much?

  16. Borat

    Very niiiiice…How much?

  17. little cock

    Man would my little uncircumcised cocklette spray a motherload of spunk!!!

  18. little cock

    Man would my little uncircumcised cocklette spray a motherload of spunk!!!

  19. oliver

    She is so gross. Please, please stop posting this fucking drag queen.

    This piece of shit cow is not hot.

  20. Fuck Frankie

    She looks like a man. An organge man.

  21. Captain

    Thumbelina Jolie looks like a rusty orange diaper truck.

  22. Shannon

    She’s peeeertty. I like her and her dirty mouth.

  23. Shannon

    She’s peeeertty. I like her and her dirty mouth.

  24. your lame

    im more beautiful than her hahahahaha stupid cunt

  25. Mark

    Her “dirty mouth” resembles a man’s shaven asshole.

    ugly cunt.

  26. Mark

    Her “dirty mouth” resembles a man’s shaven asshole.

    ugly cunt.

  27. Billy Jean

    #54 you must be a member of Mensa. Your cool

    THE REST OF YOU HATERS CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF, DRINK YOUR MOUNTAIN DEW, PLAY YOUR STAR WARS GAME (FAGS) LIVE ON MYSPACE & FACEBOOK.

    JELOUS FAT COWS, IF YOUR SO HOT WHY ARE YOUR PICS NOT BEING POSTED HERE.

    #1 GAY GAY
    #69 JELOUS DRAG QUEEN (REALLY AGY)

    POST PICS OF HER EVERYDAY TO PISS OFF THESE LOOSERS.

  28. eehee wooo

    @ 78 You are just a piece of trash who likes trash like megMAN fox.

    Learn how to write and spell before you come out and defend and average looking, boring bitch with perpetual verbal diarrhea like Thumbelina Fauxlie.

    This whore will soon be forgotten.

    I am a straight man and I would not fuck megan fox unless I absolutely had to for the survival of the human race.

    She sickens me.

  29. eehee woo hater

    My bad eehee woo,,,is that the sound you make when you take it up your ass Mr. Linguistics! only a fucking fag would correct another guys spelling, thats a chick move homo.

    As for average looking, Why don’t you read a paper douch bag, they are comparing her to Agelina who has been called the most sexy woman alive. Nothing A.V.E.R.A.G.E. about those looks!!

    AND LETS BE FAIR TO THE REST OF THE WOMAN OUT THERE…..THEY WOULDN’T FUCK YOU WITH A GUN TO THEIR HEAD, THEIR CHILDS LIVE IN DANGER OR YOUR MOM BEGING THEM TO FUCK YOU SO YOU STOP WACKING OFF IN HER HOME.

    Boooooooooooooooo Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  30. OMFG

    Well, for someone who dissed Angelina she certainly puts a lot of effort into copying her fashion. This almost the EXACT same outfit and hair that Angie wore at the 2004 Oscars!
    http://www.pittwatch.com/files/2009/02/angelina-oscars-1-krtphotoslive121070-enter-oscars-47.jpg
    Well, except this looks more like the Wal-mart costume version of it. lol #29

  31. omfg

    you all that are dissing Megan Fox and saying that she is trying to copy angelina jolie with her fashion and looks. you all must be stupid fucks for thinking that. Megan IS SO much better looking, you just dont like to think so coz your as ugly a fucking dead toad, so therefore you hate her coz your jelous. you gay mother fuckers that wouldnt fuck megan if your life depended on it. you shuld just go dig your self a hole now and sit in it. coz you just sounded soo fucking queer!

    later poon dicks

  32. Megan > Angelina for ever

    and sex sells point blank period, so her breasts will be selling tickets for a long time to come XD

  33. Murfy

    Megan does not hate America. Get rid of Christian Fundementalism in your government and actresses won’t feel constrained in what they wear. Just look at what she wore in secular Australia. Wow!

  34. Wow.. lots of jealous bitches here. How can anyone say megan looks like a man? That shit is just jealousy straight out… I don’t know why people hate people who are beautiful so much.

    BTW she actually looks good in the dress so chill!

  35. well..

    First of all it doesn’t mean the people are jealous if they say that she’s ugly, she looks like a man and what not, they are just expressing their opinions like you are expressing yours, honestly whoever is saying jealous etc is acting immature and childish. Second of all, for my personally she isn’t ugly I admit but she isn’t the most perfect gorgeous chick in the world, she only enhanced her appearence due to surgery anyway. Thirdly, she might be good looking but damn she has a personality of an annoying stuck up bitch, I tend to compare her to those popular annoying brats in movies, Megan seems to like saying what she feels a little bit too much. And like someone on here said, she should stop talking and only look good for the camera.

    There I said it, I got a load of my shoulder.

  36. ARJ

    She So Hot!!!!! The Title Of This Photo lies alot…….

  37. JimmyBrosife

    I would sniff her farts she is so hot! You guys are ridiculous talking so much trash! You must have nothing better to do with your lives! What makes you so much better than Megan Fox? By trash talking, it just makes you stoop your level…

  38. realsexybitch

    okkkkkkkk…..shes pretty..end of story..like ive read above and i think many of you are correct… she is nothing more than a girl didnt come from space..shes not some sort of special species…i personaly dont like her but she has good looks..other than that i think shes man made shes had too many jobs done and im sure thats not how she originally looked……SHES JUST ANOTHER GIRL WITH FAKE SHIT..GET OVER IT..SHE WILL SOON BE FORGOTTEN..JUST LIKE AVRIL LAVIGNE’S ON HIT WONDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ****FUCK MEGAN.SHES A FAKE****

  39. spin

    Fuck her, I’m sick of seeing her, mediocre face, all over and people going fucking scatty over how great she is. in the extremely unlikely event (I’m on the internet…have as little of a life as you guys) i got the chance to fuck her i would then i’d steal the bitches credit card and piss in her soup

    Angelina Jolie’s is worth a billion of her

  40. What a beautiful dress. I would like to undress her.

  41. Middle America white trash guys are the ones stupid enough to watch her shitty movies, so she better keep her mouth shut before shes out of a job.

  42. ThatWasFunny

    Cunt Punch her into the ocean has me rolling.. lol
    Her arrogance is mind blowing.

  43. graham
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m confused, how does the toga shit on the american flag. Not disagreeing, just curios about the connection your making. Thanks

  44. graham
    Commented on this photo:

    That is, in all likelihood, not disagreeing yettttt

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