Megan Fox hates America
While Megan Fox flaunted her stupid awesome breasts during the international tour for Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, she apparently decided to shit all over the American flag by wearing some sort of toga at the LA premiere last night. At this point, my heart goes out to the lone soldier who bravely completes his mission so we can live in a country where Megan Fox’s cleavage sells tickets to a movie about GM vehicles beating the fuck out of each other. You will not die in vain, sir! Not on my watch. Get Michael Bay on the line.