Megan Fox has an exclusive vagina
Megan Fox reveals in the latest issue of Harper’s Bazaar that she’s only sex with one other man who was apparently so terrible in bed she ran straight into the groin of Brian Austin Green:
“I’ve only been with two men my entire life. My childhood sweetheart and Brian. I can never have sex with someone that I don’t love, ever. The idea makes me sick. I’ve never even come close to having a one-night stand.”
Never came close, huh? What about that time we almost had sex but you didn’t have a vagina so I woke up screaming? Was I just another notch on your belt? Hussy!
*runs away crying*