Megan Fox reveals in the latest issue of Harper’s Bazaar that she’s only sex with one other man who was apparently so terrible in bed she ran straight into the groin of Brian Austin Green:
“I’ve only been with two men my entire life. My childhood sweetheart and Brian. I can never have sex with someone that I don’t love, ever. The idea makes me sick. I’ve never even come close to having a one-night stand.”
Never came close, huh? What about that time we almost had sex but you didn’t have a vagina so I woke up screaming? Was I just another notch on your belt? Hussy!
*runs away crying*
Photos: Armani
Anon | March 3, 2010 at 12:42 pm
First!
Whatever | March 3, 2010 at 12:49 pm
I believe her!!!
Gavin S. | March 3, 2010 at 12:50 pm
I bet that other guy just stopped bragging that he’d fucked Megan Fox.
AmericanWhiteTrash | March 3, 2010 at 12:54 pm
and when her looks start to fade she’ll be fucking everything in sight…
Mr. Nice Guy | March 3, 2010 at 12:55 pm
She must be one boring lay.
farles chew | March 3, 2010 at 12:57 pm
Will no one rid the media of this gawky, elongated-torso-monster-giraffe-attack fuckwit?
will | March 3, 2010 at 12:58 pm
She’s only 24 or something like that so 2 is plenty! Oh wait, these days you’re a loser if you’ve only been with 10 people at 24.
The F'n Jem'Hadar | March 3, 2010 at 12:58 pm
Learn to act
Mr. Nice Guy | March 3, 2010 at 1:03 pm
These days to be a STAR as a SEX SYMBOL, you need to be having SEX. She is no Actress, now she’s not even a Sex Symbol. Just another Attention Whore. Boring.
Dave | March 3, 2010 at 1:04 pm
I know a girl who just turned eighteen and she’s been fucking since she was fifteen. She’s been with eleven guys already. GOTTA LOVE WHORES!
Ego | March 3, 2010 at 1:08 pm
Wait wait wait… she has to be using female math to calculate that total. Which means her total of 2 is really like 50. just sayin.
I’d still be alright being number 51
Deacon Jones | March 3, 2010 at 1:08 pm
@10
What’s her number?
ugh | March 3, 2010 at 1:09 pm
#10, how is she a whore, you dipshit? Just because she likes sex? Men are the devil.
Valerie | March 3, 2010 at 1:11 pm
Damn, ten times that…haha, variety is the spice of life I tell you.
Mr. Nice Guy | March 3, 2010 at 1:22 pm
Dave and Will, your ASSHOLES. Dave she will make a Great Girlfriend/Wife. She likes sex, so do I. Grow up little Boys.
Louie, Louie, Louie, Lou-eye | March 3, 2010 at 1:26 pm
I love Megan as much as the next creep, but she’s lying. You don’t get to where she is in Hollywood without giving up the goods. You want to play, you have to pay, and for a girl as nuclear hot as Megan, that means letting certain men, the right men, stick their penises in your vagina.
Alli Watermelon | March 3, 2010 at 1:34 pm
Good for her, if she’s telling the truth…
McFeely Smackup | March 3, 2010 at 1:40 pm
” 17. Alli Watermelon – March 3, 2010 1:34 PM
Good for her, if she’s telling the truth…”
She’s not.
And she’s already revealed herself to be batshit crazy.
jack | March 3, 2010 at 1:44 pm
@15, it’s you’re, not your. Go back to third grade.
nancy | March 3, 2010 at 1:46 pm
if being brainless were a subject, she’d be a Ph.D. i may have stolen that from an old Fat Albert episode.
Mr. Nice Guy | March 3, 2010 at 1:51 pm
jack, nobody likes a English Geek, except other Geeks. And you should capitalize the J in your name. I learned that in 1st grade.
Pok | March 3, 2010 at 1:56 pm
Nigga, please.
Boogeyman King Dong | March 3, 2010 at 1:56 pm
Who dat girl?!
Jay Popeski | March 3, 2010 at 1:57 pm
Hasn’t she done other interviews basically saying she doesn’t understand the point of monogamy and that if she could she’d have sex all day everyday?
Jillian | April 28, 2011 at 5:28 pm
No. She just said she´s not the marrying tipe. Funny, cause now she´s been married to BAG for almost a year.
She has said she IS very sexual, in a monogamous relationship.
dan | March 3, 2010 at 1:58 pm
lookin foyne. but people who don’t think the current spooge culture’s basic problem is that women fuck too many dudes are either (1) chicks or (2) pussies. it’s grown up to think fucking has no consequences? ha. listen to yourself, you fucking idiot. whether megan fox is telling the truth or not, she just started giving me a hardon again. fuckin right.
cellphone | March 3, 2010 at 2:03 pm
Who wanna play hide’n seek the sausage game!?
Erica | March 3, 2010 at 2:08 pm
# lol good point Jay.
Mama Pinkus | March 3, 2010 at 2:22 pm
Some advice for you Megan honey: you cannot act, you’re a fucking bitch and every time you speak you remind the world you’re as dumb as a bag of hammers – the ONLY thing you have going for you is the apparent ability to provoke the masturbatory fantasies of guys who don’t care about your mega flaws – so when you confess to such shit as having fucked only someone from your childhood and a fucking hack dweeb like Green, it tends to damper things a bit. For the sake of your so-called “career”, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
AteIsEnough | March 3, 2010 at 2:25 pm
I’ve gotta’ say, her looks are great…then you read / hear her speak. What a boner killer! All looks, zilch on the brains. It’s a sad day. Quite the head job, and not in the good way either!! : )
Mama Pinkus | March 3, 2010 at 2:25 pm
Some advice for you Megan honey: you cannot act, you’re a fucking bitch and every time you speak you remind the world you’re as dumb as a bag of hammers – the ONLY thing you have going for you is the apparent ability to provoke the masturbatory fantasies of guys who don’t care about your mega flaws – so when you confess to such shit as having fucked only someone from your childhood and a fucking hack dweeb like Green, it tends to damper things a bit. For the sake of your so-called “career”, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Mr. Nice Guy | March 3, 2010 at 2:26 pm
Dan, I don’t think Women can be with too many dudes, no matter how many they have been with.
Just means they love sex as much as I love sex. That is a good thing.
Just don’t bring any STD’s into the relationship, and don’t Cheat on me.
I am not a Pussy (Former US Army Military Policemen) or a Chick.
I know for a fact that a Promiscuous Woman who falls in love with a man makes a better Girlfriend / Wife that a non-promiscuous woman.
But then again, if my dick was as tiny as you’re dick must be, I might not want Women to have to big of sample either.
The Pregnanator | March 3, 2010 at 2:28 pm
didn’t she once say she had sex with women? i think that counts.
Jillian | April 28, 2011 at 5:33 pm
Gosh, no! Why is everyone confusing what she says?
The thing she said was she would never sleep with bisexual women cause they´d have probably slept with man (who she thinks are dirty).
2222222 | March 3, 2010 at 2:41 pm
If they’re promiscuous, then they’re going to cheat on you (duh). Besides, promiscuous bitches don’t fall in love.
dan | March 3, 2010 at 2:43 pm
ha – no no, “you’re” just part of the problem, Cap’t J-wow. and you know it.
BM | March 3, 2010 at 2:47 pm
she’s pulling a paris hilton by lying and saying she has only been with 2 guys.. who in their right minds would believe this BS.. she is def no taylor swift to be saying this
Fruity | March 3, 2010 at 2:50 pm
Yup, this is a clear case of how chicks count their sexual partners.
“Let’s see, that one guy only did me in the butt, so that doesn’t count at all. That other dude I only jerked off onto my face, so I wont count that either. There was that night with that hockey team, but it wasn’t anyone who wasn’t on the team so they all count as 1 guy. Then there was the summer of ’06 and all the guys that I hooked up with from the clubs, but I was depressed and drunk every night, so I wasn’t in my right mind, so none of them count either.”
luvsic | March 3, 2010 at 2:53 pm
the lies don’t matter anymore b/c we know all girls are sluts
Jillian | April 28, 2011 at 5:36 pm
Thanks a lot, man.
thunderstud | March 3, 2010 at 3:07 pm
Aww! Poor Megan hurt the Sup. writer’s feelings! She should give him some sympathy sex to make him feel better…
thunderstud | March 3, 2010 at 3:09 pm
Aww! Poor Megan hurt the Sup. writer’s feelings! She should give him some sympathy sex to make him feel better…
JiggyMe | March 3, 2010 at 3:21 pm
I am 24, and I am still a virgin. Any takers?
Hollywood fucks | March 3, 2010 at 3:25 pm
even if this were truw, why on earth would sh eshare it with the world…
secondly, why do I care if she’s only had sex with 2 guys…you’re still young, you have a long way to go honey, a looooong way….
it’s going to be a long climb up an down and down and up on that Hollywood train…
choo choo
fancy feast | March 3, 2010 at 3:31 pm
wasn’t she the one that famewhored early in her career by claiming she really loves sex?
IKE | March 3, 2010 at 3:33 pm
KUDOS to Megan!!
Girls today seem to think that racking up notches on their bedpost is some hard to accomplish feat. It’s about as hard as handing out $5 bills to strangers. ‘Sure, I’ll take it. I don’t really need it, but WTF, if you’re just giving it out, then why not!’
It’s harder to keep your legs closed than not. (This apparently reverses after marriage, though.)
Rough debunked | March 3, 2010 at 4:29 pm
If she can compromise her integrity by washing a director’s car (in suggestive outfit) to get a part in a movie. she may have more of a past than two man.
Captain McBunBun | March 3, 2010 at 4:45 pm
They totally airbrushed her thumbs.
mer | March 3, 2010 at 5:19 pm
So her sex list is Brian Green and Michael Bay?
Ouch.
siempre erección | March 3, 2010 at 6:24 pm
I give her props. I still have only met one or two girls who haven’t had sex with at least 50 people.
COCK LOVER | March 3, 2010 at 6:37 pm
I must admit she has a nice COCK, they always seem to airbrush it though. It is a shame, that is all I like about her.
adelaide dancing | March 3, 2010 at 6:59 pm
remind me again, who is brian austin green? wasn’t he on beverly hills 90210?
browny | March 3, 2010 at 8:35 pm
(Some) women love sex as much as (some) men do… they also rate their lovers (as some men do)… that’s life boys. As for the 24 year old virgin- honey, give it up already, there is no god, enjoy your life. 24 year old virgin= dud in bed.
enuff said.