Megan Fox has nothing to do with Michael Jackson

June 26th, 2009 // 83 Comments

With Michael Jackson’s death consuming all forms of life (I heard reports they announced his death on The Weather Channel. The Weather Channel.), I find it to be my journalistic duty to focus on more dire issues occurring in the world. Namely Megan Fox’s hotness. Here she is yesterday in New York before going on Letterman, and is anyone else starting to get tired of the tongue thing she’s been doing in every picture lately? Whoever told her to do that must be an idiot, and therefore Michael Bay.


  1. J

    WHO CARES. This girl makes an unsightly amount of money for no reason. Must be nice.

  2. Initial_G

    She’s got a pretty face but she’s starving the hell out of her body that it’s eating her tits away. Check out her appearance in Two and a Half Men. Those beauties are gone for good.

  3. mimbo

    Why does she Botox her forhead at her age. People in Hollywood are soooooooooooooooo stupid, and younger they are the more they screw up their good looks. She was really a babe in the first Transformer and now this. WTF.

  4. dude

    LOVE her in that dress, but dammit where are the effing ASS SHOTS!!!!!

  5. aliknievel

    She always looks like a real doll or a robot. I guess she’s a robot…in disguise…see what I just did there.

  6. captain america

    ……………………PEOPLE ARE ALREADY USED TO “HOLLYWOO EGOISME”, folks!!

  7. TLL

    In what universe would anyone ever have a problem with Megan Fox doing things with her tongue. Seriously.

  8. Silly

    I’m not a fan of Megan Fox, but I think she has gorgeous eyes and a good figure. Better if she put on a good 10 pounds.

    I’m tired of seeing her tongue because it’s so pretentious. She deliberately does that to enhance her ‘sex symbol’ status. See right through that.

    Sheesh; bad skin.

  9. Scott

    hahahahaha……bad skin? seriously? shut the fuck up already. the only people bitching, running their sucks, and trying to bash her for what can only be called minute imperfections (and exactly how perfect is your fat ass, hippocrate) are those who are jealous of her looks, body, money, or all of the above. Bitching about a cow like octomom or a vapid whore like Heidi are one thing…last I checked, Megan Fox isnt 1/1000000000000000000 as annoying as that cunt. Get over it.

  10. speidi

    Let’s get real. Every girl on here is jealous. Every guy on here would cut he own left nut off with a broken bottle to tap her. Well, except for me. I’d burn her with cigarettes until she agreed to let me violate her potty hole with a bowling pin.

  11. Lucy

    She is so sexy, love her very much. recently i read her blog on her private profile on..==.milli onaire chats C/o/m== she wrote the detail about Transformer . It’s exciting. she is sincere there.

  12. Saw her in the new Transformers…way hot, but who paints like that?

    http://bootelicious.mybrute.com

  13. Tanyaonya

    She looks HOT!
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  14. Rhialto

    Her price has been rising quick the last few days.Soon she’ll be a top paid actress.

  15. Byron

    Ugly Piece of Shit.
    Orange Skin.
    Mutant Tongue
    Mutant Thumb
    Bad Tit Job.
    a budding gunt/ fupa
    crater skin.

    no talent. no class. nothing. will be done very soon.

  16. Lucky Breaks

    Um.. Speidi, why would you automatically assume any girl on here is jealous of Megan? I’m a girl and I’m not.

  17. Darth

    Pyramid shaped,not much place left up.Who’s gonna leave?

  18. Nero

    Evolution.That’s a bitch!

  19. datroof

    She really is physically perfect.

    But she’s got shitty taste in tats and boyfriends. Lame-ass forearm tat and she’s screwing around with has-been Brain Austin Green.

  20. Byron

    Ugly Piece of Shit.
    Orange Skin.
    Mutant Tongue
    Mutant Thumb
    Bad Tit Job.
    a budding gunt/ fupa
    crater skin.

    no talent. no class. nothing. will be done very soon.

  21. Paquito chocolatero

    She is just a little stupid teenage, idiots tatoos, monkey phrases, dress with no style, is the perfect girl to make a blow job in bathroom is you are fat with pimples in the ass. We will see her in a few kids movies and after that hollywood will throw she to the trash and she will end vomiting semen after partyes with paris hilton or lindsay..

  22. Jay

    wow, a lot of fat beotches on here who can’t stand the beauty of Ms Fox. Hit the gym you fatties!!!
    Megyn, I love you!!

  23. bendietrees

    I cannot express with words how much I can’t stand this woman, who tries so hard to be cool she’s practically Lady Gaga.

    And no, it is not jealousy in any way shape or form. Believe me, I can appreciate a beautiful woman (for instance the woman Megan has permanently insulted by with that tattoo) and to me Megan is just another FHM dime-a-dozen ignorant hoebag.

  24. OKay.

    It is sad to see how pathetic some of you sound. Some are saying how much you want to have sex with her, NOT GONNA HAPPEN, so get over it you sicks pervs! And some of you are saying how ugly and un-talented she is, how would you like it if the whole world judged you on a few pictures? Or pointed out all your inperfections?! And once you get on a couple movies, then tell everybody about talent.

    Megan, is beautiful, and i’m sure a lovely person. So BACK OFF, stop judging the poor thing.

  25. Jenna

    I have not seen any of her movies, tv shows, interviews etc but I´m already sooo tired of this girl. She is just so over exploited!!

  26. bem

    her hands!

  27. bem

    her hands!

  28. @59

    what is a hippocrate ? Like a crate.. for hippos ?

    She does have scars all over her skin, if you have eyeballs it is plain to see.

    The fatness or spottiness of anyone commenting is irrelevant. We behind our screens are not out in front of cameras acting like we’re the best /hottest thing ever. She is, that’s why she’s being judged. She put herself there TO BE JUDGED. It’s just that peopel like you, and her, get all pissy when the judgement is “me no like”.

    It’s not jealousy, as women are perfectly capable of having a negative opinion of Fox and positive for another. Unless you know all their thoughts on all women, you are clearly just using the shittiest ‘arguement’ going cos you got nothing else

  29. Aga

    Why ppl are so mean?
    The whole world talks about Michael Jackson because this IS a huge loss. He was an amzing artist and incredible dancer and an innovator. Also a true humanitarian. He was just much misunderstood.

  30. OptimusBee

    geez everyone shut up! she’s beautiful inside & out. stop hating. word [=

  31. Jason

    Bill and “E” do yourselves a favor and be quiet the reason why there is this outpouring is like Aga said cus it IS a huge loss. He was music’s most valued asset. He was a great singer and dancer, broke down racial barriers and he was arguably the biggest star in the world.

  32. Brian #1

    Why do some people love her eyes? I don’t get it. Megan Fox has such tiny eyes, in some pictures it looks like she has no eyes at all…just 2 lines. It’s creepy. Her whole face looks creepy, bitchy and fake. Not to mention that, in the wrong light with the wrong makeup on, she looks like Donatella Versace’s younger sister.

    But of course, her body’s great (minus the scary boob job). I think that’s the only good thing about her – her body.

    But let’s not underestimate the ugliness of her annoying as hell personality. It explains why her boyfriends are always GLAD to leave her and never come back.

  33. Hi Megan Foxs you are so hot and preety i whould like to see you live in person From Fabio

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