Megan Fox has nothing to do with Michael Jackson

By: The Superficial / June 26, 2009

With Michael Jackson’s death consuming all forms of life (I heard reports they announced his death on The Weather Channel. The Weather Channel.), I find it to be my journalistic duty to focus on more dire issues occurring in the world. Namely Megan Fox’s hotness. Here she is yesterday in New York before going on Letterman, and is anyone else starting to get tired of the tongue thing she’s been doing in every picture lately? Whoever told her to do that must be an idiot, and therefore Michael Bay.