Megan Fox has lady parts

March 27th, 2009 // 89 Comments

Damn. Friday already? Here’s that special time of the week where I like to remind everybody that Megan Fox has breasts. Think of me as a service to the community. Or a national treasure even. I earned it.

Adding… Suck it, Shriners!

Photos: Fame, Flynet

  1. nysro

    It’s not so much that she has tats.. its that they look like shit in the spots she has them…

    I bet she’s not very bright either.. and probably a royal cunt.

  2. I hate ugly stupid girls

    #9 Your just another chick who wishes she looked that hot, guess what dumb-ass, guys like fake tits and real tits an tit tits.WE LIKE TITS STUPID. The tats are so so, but I wouldn’t throw her out of bed for them.

    This girl is the hottest actress around that fucked up town, Much bettet than watching a movie with Gwenny ( I name my kid after fucking fruit) and I hate America.. (CUNT) she is white trash, not Fox!!

    #20 Flip flops are for who ever fucking wants to wear them and when ever slut bag. Fuck you Euro trash, should she wear that fucking ugly euro crap you dumb cuts wear. She looks American because she is American & American guys like hot ass American girls like her, I bet you don’t shave do you!! HAIRY CUNT GIRL is your new name!

  3. itty bitty titty committy

    She really doesn’t have big tits. It’s probably just a Wonderbra doing its best with what little she has.

    The tats are ugly. Tats are so common now that every ugly old grandma has them now. Nothing special anymore, just an ugly fad.

  4. liz4sale

    I think there are some jealous ass bitches on here. while i dont exactly like her choice of tattoos, they r kind of cool and if thats what shes into fine i dont really care, she is skinny but i wouldnt really call her too skinny. and as far as the wife beaters and flip flops, its just a laid back look, not trashy. ppl dont have to dress up everyday. alot of people have implants these days, its not that big of a deal, although i would agree natural boobs are sexier, but there is absolutely no denying she is a very pretty girl. she looks good people, regardless of all the things you complain about, and you ALL know it.

  5. Alfalfa

    I wouldn’t mind fucking her up the ass until her anus is red with blood

  6. “LADY PARTS”?
    PROSTITUTE or LADY, what’s the difference with her, folks?

  7. why does everyone think that having tattoos is trashy?
    don’t get me wrong, there are some trashy, typical tattoos.
    i happen to like the marilyn tat she has. and the shakespeare quote on her back i also like. perhaps not the most suitable thing for an actress, but i don’t think it’s trashy. now the fact that she has the fake tits and what she wears kinda accentuates the trashiness. lol

  8. Jebus

    #40 you’re wrong, all tats are trashy.

  9. Ireeta

    #57 Shakespeare is “perhaps not the most suitable thing for an actress”? I don’t know. Shakespeare, plays, actors, seems pretty damn suitable if you ask me!
    Anybody else notice the forlorn “I’m so close to her but I can’t even touch her damn my job sucks” look on dude’s face in the first and fourth pics?

  10. jenna

    I´ve read all your comments…I wonder what your demands are when it comes to a womans looks? Scary if you don´t find this girl attractive. Compared to her I look like dog food and if I put my picture up I wouldn´t ever want to read what you have to say about me!!! :-(
    Megan is absolutely BEAUTIFUL!! Truley amazing! The next Angelina Jolie! :-) She has the most perfect face and a petite, nice, sexy body. Beautiful hair and just…perfect! =)
    I don´t get it…how can anybody find so many bad things to say about her looks? How does a beautiful woman look to you?
    I agree on one thing though, if she has breast implants, that´s one of her few flaws! And her boyfriend, Brian…there´s nothing wrong with him either. He looks fine!

  11. Rhialto

    Wow!

  12. Sandman

    Jenna #60, I think she’s hot but would be hotter without the tats and fake boobs. With her tats (at least one on each arm and at least one on one leg from what I’ve seen) she looks like the wall behind her in pictures 8, 10, and 11. Let’s hope and pray she doesn’t start injecting stuff into her lips that will end up making her look like another Hollywood WALKING FREAK SHOW.

  13. Rosie

    I’d shit on her vagina anytime

  14. SusieQ

    No talent whiner Kim Kardashian rationalizes that everybody gets airbrushed. Gee, funny, but it doesn’t appear as if MS Fox’s legs are airbrushed in the dozen photos here. Maybe that’s because MS Fox, unlike Oinker Kardashian, doesn’t have cottage cheese thighs and gargantuan ass cheeks.

  15. ada

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  16. ItsFullOfPoop

    Oh look,there’s yet another borderline anorexic,plastic-filled,no talent Hollywood skank for all the mouthbreathers who have no fucking ability to discern what’s hot,and have to have TMZ and dipshit bloggers like the one here to tell them what’s hot,to have something to fap over.

  17. SillyPandas

    bitch has some ugly tattoos.

    anybody else realize she never covers her marilyn monroe tattoo? its getting old.

  18. Bearer of Bad News

    I hate to be the one to break it to you, Fish, but those aren’t lady parts, those are PLASTIC parts.

  19. Sookie

    I think she is probably a head case. Some of the things she says in interviews are just really weird – “like that she is a “tranny” and she definately has eating and weight issues. Remember folks, the camera adds ten pounds. Look how skinny her legs and neck are. And the tattoos are just too much for me. One or two is fine, but she has too many for my taste.

  20. Alfalfa

    She’s not weird, just another typical boring Hollywood whore trying to be shocking because she has no talent.

  21. Shannon

    I think she is beautiful, by far one of the most beautiful women i have seen. I also do not think she has fake boobs.

  22. Shitlover

    she could shit on the wall, and i would move it to other walls with my mouth! my cock fucking burns about this girl awhile!

  23. She is fantastic. Totally hot. I wish my gf was like her. But she is not and I hate her for my own reasons. Do you have anyone you hate in your life? Then go to sharehate.blogspot.com (or click on my name) and tell me about it.

  24. Curtis Rasmussen

    FU HU

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  27. venomsad

    Boys like Megan because of her hot face.

    Men think Megan is a dog because she has a disgusting body like Angelina Jolie. Pasty, stick like legs, YUCK!

  28. i call 'em as I see 'em

    She’s so famous, she has her own freakin’ mouth breather in a blue shirt who flits around her….

  29. dear 'fish

    Mr. ‘Fish,
    Yes, Megan Fox has breasts.
    But, (and no disrespect intended) you could have them too-
    the same way she got them-
    with surgery.
    Then, sadly, we’d never hear from you again,
    as you’d be busy entertaining yourself, not us…

  30. amy

    she as small boobies and looks like amy winehouse

  31. megan sucks

    Megan Fucks

  32. acne scars ruin it

    does she still have acne scars? ’cause her skin looks a lot better that in transformers

  33. feedmepork

    @14: its not often I burst out laughing at someone’s comment, but that cracked me up good style.

    cheers, keep up the good work!

  34. That guy in the first pic looks like he’s asking her for the $5 she borrowed.

    He ain’t gettin’ it either.

  35. FFF

    Her sexy feet are my desire!!!!

  36. mandy tate

    She’s beautiful…all you fucktards don’t know the simple trick of wearing a bra a size smaller to create the illusion of full breasts.She doesn’t have breast implants…

  37. tattos……….on the feet …….www.uniformmate.com

  38. Kristina

    Her legs aren’t stick legs. They have a good shape, and she can even wear her hair up without hair framing her face and still look good. I bet she could be bald and look good. Nobody is perfect, and her body is way better than most of the girls and women I see everyday.

  39. I think he’s probably a head case. Some things he says in interviews, are just really funny – “The way he” “tranny, and he definitely remember eating and weight issues for people., The camera adds ten pounds watch. Thin how his and legs and neck. tattoos are still a lot to me. One or two well, but he was too many for my taste.

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