Damn. Friday already? Here’s that special time of the week where I like to remind everybody that Megan Fox has breasts. Think of me as a service to the community. Or a national treasure even. I earned it.
Adding… Suck it, Shriners!
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Megan Fox | March 27, 2009 at 5:01 pm
Keep your stinkin’ hands off me you damn dirty apes.
Sid | March 27, 2009 at 5:03 pm
Must be windy in celebrityland because all the girls seem to be getting blown backwards.
Come-Honor-Face | March 27, 2009 at 5:03 pm
why is she always wearing wife-beaters?
phoring | March 27, 2009 at 5:06 pm
Hot!! Except for the tramp stamps. That guy should be staring at something else.
Blah Girls | March 27, 2009 at 5:07 pm
She is totes a hottie.
Juan | March 27, 2009 at 5:07 pm
She pretty but would IMO be more attractive w/out tats and breast implants. (How many tats she have?)
Chris Brown | March 27, 2009 at 5:08 pm
#3 – that’s what I was wondering.
Juan | March 27, 2009 at 5:10 pm
Hahaha, phoring says she hot except for ‘tramp stamps’! Funny and true!
Kelley | March 27, 2009 at 5:14 pm
Fake tits … lots of tattoos = common as dirt.
Come-Honor-Face | March 27, 2009 at 5:15 pm
needs an ass shot, or these pictures are just a figment of our imagination
hnuidfgds | March 27, 2009 at 5:15 pm
SEXIEST girl in the world, stuck up bitch though…
Jessica Biel | March 27, 2009 at 5:18 pm
I think she’s hot! I mean, from a distance, as a straight girl might say. Would say. Isn’t that right, Fag? I mean, Justin.
g_girl | March 27, 2009 at 5:21 pm
Are fake breasts really that hot? i think theyre rather scary but ones does not learn that about them before he touches them.
asitshouldbe | March 27, 2009 at 5:25 pm
#3. Because she beats the shit out of her wife Brianna Austin Green, you know that fugly little girl from Beverly Whores 90210, she dated that guy on the show.. what was his name?… Oh ya Don, played by that hideous actor Tony Spelling. Ugly fucking couple. Anyway Megan like to keep her uglyass wife in line Chris Brown style ,so her clothes is just representin’.
Andy | March 27, 2009 at 5:29 pm
She looks like she has STDs.
getanewsweater | March 27, 2009 at 5:31 pm
This is the fifteenth time I’ve seen her in that cardigan you’d think her transformers money would afford her a few new sweaters, I guess ugly ass hotness-destroying tatoos don’t come cheap. Sure is expensive to ruin natural beauty. Almost as expensive as trying to create beauty, ain’t that right silicone boobies?
antoine bugleboy | March 27, 2009 at 5:33 pm
she could beat my wife any day.
god bless you fish for your selfless commitment to the community!
Deacon Jones | March 27, 2009 at 5:34 pm
In the words of Buff Bagwell:
“Ha ha, YES!”
Peace Fish!
true | March 27, 2009 at 5:39 pm
#3 It’s because she has the inescapable white trash gene, which also causes her to want to sully her hotness with tramp stamps and whore-tats.
Tina | March 27, 2009 at 5:42 pm
Flip flops are for the beach and the pool, people. Americans are so trashy!
Obama | March 27, 2009 at 5:48 pm
Why is it that;
7 out of 10 african americans are criminals.
2 out of 10 european americans are criminals.
4 out of 10 hispanic americans are criminals.
1 out of 10 asian americans are criminals.
Yet the african americans claim to be the most advanced culture?
Is there something we need to correct here, do you want to read the truth?
THAT_GIRL_JENN | March 27, 2009 at 5:56 pm
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
THE ONLY REASON WHY YOU LIKE HER IS BECAUSE
1) SHE IS ANAREXIC
2) SHE HAS BREAST IMPLANTS
3) SHE HAS NO ASS
IF SHE GAINED 15 LBS YOU WOULD ALL CALL HER FAT AND UGLY AND GIVE HER SEL ESTEEM ISSUES
DON’T EVEN LIE, GO BACK TO WORSHIPING YOUR 12 YEAR OLD BOY BODIED FEMALES AND MAKING FUN OR KIM
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Rae | March 27, 2009 at 6:02 pm
she’s so average
jay | March 27, 2009 at 6:15 pm
hey obama why don’t you take the racist garbage and go tell it to someone who gives a shit!
azzman | March 27, 2009 at 6:16 pm
caution: erections ahead
testing | March 27, 2009 at 6:17 pm
if by breasts you mean bags of silicone than I guess she has breasts
jay | March 27, 2009 at 6:21 pm
Go away “Obama”
Sportsdvl | March 27, 2009 at 6:28 pm
Ok, she has titties but she shows here that she really needs that Hollywood makeup!
sin | March 27, 2009 at 6:35 pm
She has lady parts. Just parts. the rest of her is skanky whore. Get those hideous tats removed. I see some of those tats and she reminds me of Amy Winehouse. Minimal talent, non existant self esteem and major image issues.
soahc | March 27, 2009 at 6:35 pm
People, what do you expect? She was discovered by Brian Austin Green on a set where she was working as an extra. (This is not to trash background women, I know of some VERY fine women doing background work.)
Rhialto | March 27, 2009 at 6:38 pm
Where’s my girl!?
Fornax | March 27, 2009 at 6:39 pm
Two people I am fucking tired of seeing celebrity “news” about:
Megan Fox
Jennifer Aniston
His Huge Greatness Himself | March 27, 2009 at 6:43 pm
100% girl luckily,i’m allergic for penises! Even if it was only 0,00000001%!
Obama | March 27, 2009 at 6:44 pm
@24 & 27
Come here to speak your mind jay.
You cannot deny the truth. Even though you voted for me because you enjoy your liberal ideals that run the vein of emulating an african american, hoping in some way that we will accept you, you are wrong. we seek to kill you and invade your homes. Now that you have voted for me you have undermined your own freedom in exchange for political correctness.
So come here and see the truth.
~O
Darth | March 27, 2009 at 6:46 pm
Is that a hair on her upperlip!?? Ewww!
killerabbit | March 27, 2009 at 6:52 pm
There’s a penis on the wall behind her.
Sauron | March 27, 2009 at 6:55 pm
Check her hands and bone-structure! I’ve a trained eye for this! Definitely 100% fresh woman meat!
Gando | March 27, 2009 at 7:02 pm
Hawt girl! *Breaths heavy*
GROAARH! | March 27, 2009 at 7:10 pm
She’s carrying a huge wallet! And pink papers!? Very nice shaped legs!
lacie | March 27, 2009 at 7:13 pm
I didnt know her boobs were fake, they dont look that big to be fake… and I don’t think tattoos are trashy unless shes covere up and down her arms i only see like a couple on her.
NoOneImportant | March 27, 2009 at 7:14 pm
Alright, look dude, this obsession has got to stop. I mean honestly, she is fine…I admit that. But man please stop posting articles about her!! You are desensitizing everyone to her. I’m starting to get tired of seeing her! So please give us about a week or so!!
Fuck U | March 27, 2009 at 7:19 pm
Who the fuck is this whore anyway?
Fuck her…and all you assholes who post.
friendlyfires | March 27, 2009 at 7:28 pm
yeah, very pretty, but no brain, people, no brain. Sad really. I think I may need a paper handkerchief … excuse me …(SSSSNNNEEEERRRRRRTTT!) …. ALL THAT BEAUTY AND NO BRAIN … sob, sob, weep, weep
joho777 | March 27, 2009 at 7:49 pm
[i]“Megan Fox has lady parts,”[/i] breast implants, and chicken legs!
GROAARH! | March 27, 2009 at 7:53 pm
I’ll hump her anytime my brains out!
youtube | March 27, 2009 at 8:18 pm
hastas?y?m hastas??
ronr | March 27, 2009 at 8:37 pm
And how odd and somehow refreshing that she actually seems to be wearing a bra…
YOU_LIKE_LIMERICK_MAN? | March 27, 2009 at 9:21 pm
Megan Fox
There once was a beauty named Megan
Who’s boyfriend was gay as Clay Aiken
She yanked and she yanked
Trying to plump up his frank
But, alas, it just hung there like bacon
Z | March 27, 2009 at 9:36 pm
Megan Fox looks little bit like Lindsay Lohan but not as ugly…
pafdafa | March 27, 2009 at 9:36 pm
She looks great except her legs remind me of old skinny legs-like Janice dickinsons!