Damn. Friday already? Here’s that special time of the week where I like to remind everybody that Megan Fox has breasts. Think of me as a service to the community. Or a national treasure even. I earned it.
Adding… Suck it, Shriners!
Keep your stinkin’ hands off me you damn dirty apes.
Must be windy in celebrityland because all the girls seem to be getting blown backwards.
why is she always wearing wife-beaters?
Hot!! Except for the tramp stamps. That guy should be staring at something else.
She is totes a hottie.
She pretty but would IMO be more attractive w/out tats and breast implants. (How many tats she have?)
#3 – that’s what I was wondering.
Hahaha, phoring says she hot except for ‘tramp stamps’! Funny and true!
Fake tits … lots of tattoos = common as dirt.
needs an ass shot, or these pictures are just a figment of our imagination
SEXIEST girl in the world, stuck up bitch though…
I think she’s hot! I mean, from a distance, as a straight girl might say. Would say. Isn’t that right, Fag? I mean, Justin.
Are fake breasts really that hot? i think theyre rather scary but ones does not learn that about them before he touches them.
#3. Because she beats the shit out of her wife Brianna Austin Green, you know that fugly little girl from Beverly Whores 90210, she dated that guy on the show.. what was his name?… Oh ya Don, played by that hideous actor Tony Spelling. Ugly fucking couple. Anyway Megan like to keep her uglyass wife in line Chris Brown style ,so her clothes is just representin’.
She looks like she has STDs.
This is the fifteenth time I’ve seen her in that cardigan you’d think her transformers money would afford her a few new sweaters, I guess ugly ass hotness-destroying tatoos don’t come cheap. Sure is expensive to ruin natural beauty. Almost as expensive as trying to create beauty, ain’t that right silicone boobies?
she could beat my wife any day.
god bless you fish for your selfless commitment to the community!
In the words of Buff Bagwell:
“Ha ha, YES!”
#3 It’s because she has the inescapable white trash gene, which also causes her to want to sully her hotness with tramp stamps and whore-tats.
Flip flops are for the beach and the pool, people. Americans are so trashy!
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