Megan Fox has lady parts

March 27th, 2009 // 89 Comments

Damn. Friday already? Here’s that special time of the week where I like to remind everybody that Megan Fox has breasts. Think of me as a service to the community. Or a national treasure even. I earned it.

Adding… Suck it, Shriners!

Photos: Fame, Flynet
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  1. Megan Fox

    Keep your stinkin’ hands off me you damn dirty apes.

  2. Sid

    Must be windy in celebrityland because all the girls seem to be getting blown backwards.

  3. Come-Honor-Face

    why is she always wearing wife-beaters?

  4. phoring

    Hot!! Except for the tramp stamps. That guy should be staring at something else.

  5. She is totes a hottie.

  6. Juan

    She pretty but would IMO be more attractive w/out tats and breast implants. (How many tats she have?)

  7. Chris Brown

    #3 – that’s what I was wondering.

  8. Juan

    Hahaha, phoring says she hot except for ‘tramp stamps’! Funny and true!

  9. Kelley

    Fake tits … lots of tattoos = common as dirt.

  10. Come-Honor-Face

    needs an ass shot, or these pictures are just a figment of our imagination

  11. hnuidfgds

    SEXIEST girl in the world, stuck up bitch though…

  12. Jessica Biel

    I think she’s hot! I mean, from a distance, as a straight girl might say. Would say. Isn’t that right, Fag? I mean, Justin.

  13. g_girl

    Are fake breasts really that hot? i think theyre rather scary but ones does not learn that about them before he touches them.

  14. asitshouldbe

    #3. Because she beats the shit out of her wife Brianna Austin Green, you know that fugly little girl from Beverly Whores 90210, she dated that guy on the show.. what was his name?… Oh ya Don, played by that hideous actor Tony Spelling. Ugly fucking couple. Anyway Megan like to keep her uglyass wife in line Chris Brown style ,so her clothes is just representin’.

  15. Andy

    She looks like she has STDs.

  16. getanewsweater

    This is the fifteenth time I’ve seen her in that cardigan you’d think her transformers money would afford her a few new sweaters, I guess ugly ass hotness-destroying tatoos don’t come cheap. Sure is expensive to ruin natural beauty. Almost as expensive as trying to create beauty, ain’t that right silicone boobies?

  17. antoine bugleboy

    she could beat my wife any day.

    god bless you fish for your selfless commitment to the community!

  18. Deacon Jones

    In the words of Buff Bagwell:

    “Ha ha, YES!”

    Peace Fish!

  19. true

    #3 It’s because she has the inescapable white trash gene, which also causes her to want to sully her hotness with tramp stamps and whore-tats.

  20. Tina

    Flip flops are for the beach and the pool, people. Americans are so trashy!

  21. Why is it that;

    7 out of 10 african americans are criminals.
    2 out of 10 european americans are criminals.
    4 out of 10 hispanic americans are criminals.
    1 out of 10 asian americans are criminals.

    Yet the african americans claim to be the most advanced culture?

    Is there something we need to correct here, do you want to read the truth?

  22. THAT_GIRL_JENN

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    THE ONLY REASON WHY YOU LIKE HER IS BECAUSE

    1) SHE IS ANAREXIC
    2) SHE HAS BREAST IMPLANTS
    3) SHE HAS NO ASS

    IF SHE GAINED 15 LBS YOU WOULD ALL CALL HER FAT AND UGLY AND GIVE HER SEL ESTEEM ISSUES

    DON’T EVEN LIE, GO BACK TO WORSHIPING YOUR 12 YEAR OLD BOY BODIED FEMALES AND MAKING FUN OR KIM

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

  23. Rae

    she’s so average

  24. jay

    hey obama why don’t you take the racist garbage and go tell it to someone who gives a shit!

  25. caution: erections ahead

  26. testing

    if by breasts you mean bags of silicone than I guess she has breasts

  27. jay

    Go away “Obama”

  28. Ok, she has titties but she shows here that she really needs that Hollywood makeup!

  29. sin

    She has lady parts. Just parts. the rest of her is skanky whore. Get those hideous tats removed. I see some of those tats and she reminds me of Amy Winehouse. Minimal talent, non existant self esteem and major image issues.

  30. soahc

    People, what do you expect? She was discovered by Brian Austin Green on a set where she was working as an extra. (This is not to trash background women, I know of some VERY fine women doing background work.)

  31. Rhialto

    Where’s my girl!?

  32. Fornax

    Two people I am fucking tired of seeing celebrity “news” about:

    Megan Fox

    Jennifer Aniston

  33. His Huge Greatness Himself

    100% girl luckily,i’m allergic for penises! Even if it was only 0,00000001%!

  34. @24 & 27

    Come here to speak your mind jay.

    You cannot deny the truth. Even though you voted for me because you enjoy your liberal ideals that run the vein of emulating an african american, hoping in some way that we will accept you, you are wrong. we seek to kill you and invade your homes. Now that you have voted for me you have undermined your own freedom in exchange for political correctness.
    So come here and see the truth.

    ~O

  35. Darth

    Is that a hair on her upperlip!?? Ewww!

  36. killerabbit

    There’s a penis on the wall behind her.

  37. Sauron

    Check her hands and bone-structure! I’ve a trained eye for this! Definitely 100% fresh woman meat!

  38. Gando

    Hawt girl! *Breaths heavy*

  39. GROAARH!

    She’s carrying a huge wallet! And pink papers!? Very nice shaped legs!

  40. lacie

    I didnt know her boobs were fake, they dont look that big to be fake… and I don’t think tattoos are trashy unless shes covere up and down her arms i only see like a couple on her.

  41. NoOneImportant

    Alright, look dude, this obsession has got to stop. I mean honestly, she is fine…I admit that. But man please stop posting articles about her!! You are desensitizing everyone to her. I’m starting to get tired of seeing her! So please give us about a week or so!!

  42. Fuck U

    Who the fuck is this whore anyway?
    Fuck her…and all you assholes who post.

  43. friendlyfires

    yeah, very pretty, but no brain, people, no brain. Sad really. I think I may need a paper handkerchief … excuse me …(SSSSNNNEEEERRRRRRTTT!) …. ALL THAT BEAUTY AND NO BRAIN … sob, sob, weep, weep

  44. joho777

    [i]“Megan Fox has lady parts,”[/i] breast implants, and chicken legs!

  45. GROAARH!

    I’ll hump her anytime my brains out!

  46. hastas?y?m hastas??

  47. ronr

    And how odd and somehow refreshing that she actually seems to be wearing a bra…

  48. YOU_LIKE_LIMERICK_MAN?

    Megan Fox

    There once was a beauty named Megan
    Who’s boyfriend was gay as Clay Aiken
    She yanked and she yanked
    Trying to plump up his frank
    But, alas, it just hung there like bacon

  49. Z

    Megan Fox looks little bit like Lindsay Lohan but not as ugly…

  50. pafdafa

    She looks great except her legs remind me of old skinny legs-like Janice dickinsons!

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