Megan Fox has hair. Did not see that coming…

March 31st, 2009 // 166 Comments

It’s been four long days since I’ve posted about Megan Fox, so here are shots of her leaving the hair salon last night. Sure, I could cover things like black president guy and the moneys, but c’mon. Megan Fox + Haircut = Hardest hitting journalism on the planet. Frankly, I’m surprised Clark Kent hasn’t swooped down and handed me a medal. Or whoever it was that invented newspapers. Garfield?

Photos: Flynet
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  1. tush

    IMO Nobody can look as good with tattoos like Angelina. Everyone else looks like a redneck/emo wannabe.

  2. wtf

    To all the people saying that tattoos make you stupid or ignorant, get over yourself. Just because you don’t like them is no reason to assume that everyone who gets a tattoo is an attention whore, or a poseur, or worse – stupid.

    I happen to have a half sleeve on my left arm, and I am far from stupid. I graduated cum laude from a 4-year university and I was in the top 5% of my graduating class in High School. I certainly don’t consider myself to be unintelligent or uneducated; though I do think people so close-minded (like number 9 et al) are ignorant at best.

    Some people get tattoos because they love art, design, or just see a meaning behind it. Not everyone picks a tattoo off the wall and it is unfair to stereotype all tattoo bearers that way. And even if they did, who cares? I wouldn’t do it because I think a tattoo should be more than a split second decision, but hey if someone wants to do that, then that’s their choice. I don’t think its fair to call them stupid or mentally unstable because they did.

    And anyone who uses Cracker Jack psychology to label all girls that are heavily tattooed as “fucked up” or “sexually abused” needs to get a fucking life. What a vile thing to think.

    I respect people having a distaste for tattoos, and I respect people expressing that they don’t like my tattoos (or tattoos in general). I’m not saying that it is wrong to not like tattoos; I just think it is irresponsible, insular, and grossly exaggerated to assume that people who have an opinion that differs from yours (i.e. those who like and have tattoos) are dim-witted or mentally unstable.

    Oh, and on the “they won’t look as good when you are old” thing, I agree. They won’t look as good when I am old. But it’s not like I can’t just wear a sweater and cover it up. Unless you have tattoos on your hands or face, you can pretty much keep any part of your body covered if you need to. It’s not as if people who have tattoos don’t realize that when they get one. Anyone with common sense realizes your body degrades when you get older. Happens to everyone, even those without tattoos.

    Sorry for such a long post!

  3. Bowl

    Wow I really can’t believe everyone thinks she looks good here. She looks like a tranny pornstar. For someone with so much money she looks really cheap.
    She makes looking good look like freaking hard work, though when you consider the surgery, the fake hair and the tonne of make up she’s CONSTANTLY in – it probably is.
    There are heeeeeeeaps more attractive celebrities than her.

  4. Victoria

    I still have no idea who it is. Who is she?

  5. Gems

    to everyone STILL banging on about tattoos, u need to get a life and stop worrying! as for intelligence, i personally have a degree, 4 a-levels and 10 gcses. which makes me pretty clever considering the equivalent of ONE a-level in the uk is the same as ur entire high school diploma, u fuckheads. I spent 10 long years deciding what tattoo to have, designed it myself and LOVE IT… it’s people like rihanna and peaches geldof who have about 20 random scribbles on their bodies who give real tatt fans a bad name. Aside from that, i’d bet my right arm half of u will never in your lives half a chance with a chick as hot as me or megan. so there.

  6. Neither does the mushroom welt on your forehead douchey.

  7. lizzy

    anyone who says that she is anything short of gorgeous, perfect, beautiful — is a blind moron.

    103 — i’d like to see the list of the “heap” of celebrities more attractive than her.

  8. Yeah.....no

    Hair extensions + overly shaped eyebrows + too much lip liner + bad tattoos + breast implants/nose job = trashy porn star

    Most overrated hot girl

  9. K.T

    OH FOR FUCK SAKE.
    She went and got curls with a curling wand and this makes front page news?????????? I see hotter, sexier, more desirable chics walking around in the Mall, I bet if you saw her un-photoshopped mung face and gaunt bony body walking past you, you wouldnt even look twice!! Fucktards!
    She looks fucking 30 and shes in her early 20′s, thats not one bit fucking SEXY in my eyes. She cant act for fucking shit, I saw Transformers and all she did was scream 5 seconds too late, constantly looked like she had no idea where she was, ‘You yelled Take 23, right? *Giggle*….She is an Angelina clone with the boniest, gauntest, palest ‘body’, filthy trashy tattoos, she wears shit you’d find in a fucking $2 KMart bin….what the fuck is the belt shes wearing???? And a blue cardigan???? What, does she shop at St Vinnies???? There are so many beautiful women in Hollywood and you keep posting this dumb c*nt???? Yeah, chics with horrid tattoos, ratty hair, bony bodies and bad fashion are so fucking hot. NOT!!!!!!!!!! YUCK, YUCK, YUCK!!!!

  10. ???

    what’s up with her face? pic5 it looks really weird. something is popping out of her chin nad right cheek. what is it? botox?

  11. too much too soon

    why does she always look 35 when she is only 22?

  12. large pores are HOT!!!

    Gems @105 do you also have bad skin? like megan? and a tattoo? wow!!! HOT!!!

  13. dime a dozen

    the only thing megan has going for her is her eyes and the shape of her face. everything else is AVERAGE. this is why she had to change it. if she’d had a cute nose and full lips, she woudn’t have altered them. but NOOOOO! she didn’t want to be an ordinary cute girl. she wanted to be drop dead gorgeous. so she went to the doctor and got a few new parts…. ANYONE can be beautiful with plastic surgery. that is, if you have prety eyes and facial structure. just look at assley simpson. do you remember that fug pre-op?.. the only reason she didn’t turn out the way MF did is because of her huge chin. if she get a new smaller chin, she too will be ‘gorgeous’.

  14. gistine

    She makes me want to get plastic surgery-until I realize how young she is and how old she looks. Seriously. Have you seen her old face? It’s nothing like the new face at all! Whoever said she looked 40 hit the nail on the head. She’s going to have one inflated, stretched battle with aging.

    Enjoy it now, girl!

  15. gistine

    She makes me want to get plastic surgery-until I realize how young she is and how old she looks. Seriously. Have you seen her old face? It’s nothing like the new face at all! Whoever said she looked 40 hit the nail on the head. She’s going to have one inflated, stretched battle with aging.

    Enjoy it now, girl!

  16. cougartown

    on the main pic she looks linda like cortney cox. it’s scary considering cortney is twice her age

  17. missywissy

    I skipped reading all the comments because I really don’t need to know what lonely guys would do to this gal if they had her alone. Anywho, the girl needs desperately to shed the Marilyn tat. It is so damn cheesy. It’s cheesier than macaroni n’ cheese. If I was looking for the cheesiest mac n’ cheese ever, and there was a picture of this gal on the box with her stupid tat, I would buy a case of it.

  18. Missystar

    It’s closed-minded, not close-minded, #102, you snotty cunt.

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  20. kate

    She looks exactly like the 80s supermodel, Carol Alt.

  21. Adonis

    Sorry. I just don’t get the obsession with this girl. As others have said, I have seen far hotter girls just walking around in public. Megan looks trashy, easy, and average at best. She looks like someone you know you could have a good time with for an hour. A tattoo does not an Angelina Jolie make. This chick has no talent and nothing to make her special. Just another tattooed, plastic Hollywood “it” girl whose fame will last as long as her surgery and injections continue to hold things up.

  22. RichPort's Ghost

    @88 – you have an extra “s” in your post, she = he, dumbfuck.

  23. Gems

    @112 Actually, my skin’s not that bad, thankyou v. much!!!! just trying to help broaden peoples minds.. i dont know, she may be an absolute idiot for all i care!

  24. Fan

    I saw some sweet shots of this chick on her website. She is so hot, i can’t wait for the movie. http://www.MeganFox.com

  25. I want to marry her.

  26. She’s crazy hot –> we love this woman in Germany

  27. MEGGGGG

    ok first comes first
    shes had her nose done, shes had cheek implants, shes had her lips done, shes had her breasts done and she has fake hair….andddd what goes for her body is a personal trainer that goes to her house because shes too lazy to even leave her house…therefore if she weren’t famous and have all this money to kill and HAVE to look perfect all the time, do u really think she would be that attractive? no, she would be any average girl that any average guy would check out every now and then with an average face and body… if i did all this to me, i would be just as hot .. any other star that decides not to to do all this to themselves are just as good looking..maybe a lil botox here and there to slow down the aging process thats fine but go on ANY search engine right now and look at the pictures from BEFORE her money splurging on her face/body and shes just an average lil girl :) so correct me if im wrong..

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