It’s been four long days since I’ve posted about Megan Fox, so here are shots of her leaving the hair salon last night. Sure, I could cover things like black president guy and the moneys, but c’mon. Megan Fox + Haircut = Hardest hitting journalism on the planet. Frankly, I’m surprised Clark Kent hasn’t swooped down and handed me a medal. Or whoever it was that invented newspapers. Garfield?
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Veenus Envy | March 31, 2009 at 5:46 pm
Wow. I’d hit it during lunch.
Shelly | March 31, 2009 at 5:46 pm
wow, for the first time she looks pretty good here.
samara | March 31, 2009 at 5:46 pm
frist?
Rough Daddy | March 31, 2009 at 5:48 pm
Superfish’s comical references are getting out of hand!
Shep | March 31, 2009 at 5:49 pm
Sorry, can’t get past the weird half thumbs.
Sportsdvl | March 31, 2009 at 5:54 pm
Still looks like a total skank with those tats. Ugh.
reno | March 31, 2009 at 5:59 pm
she looks.. disproportional?
Rough Daddy | March 31, 2009 at 6:00 pm
Those high class russian escorts can give her a run for her money, especially that chic who tried to sell pics of Oscar De la hoya in drag…
Fat Chicks Suck | March 31, 2009 at 6:06 pm
Those tattoos just piss me off. What a waste of a hot chick. She looks like a typical porn skank – maybe even worse. Those tattoos are seriously disgusting.
Great body and a hot face completely ruined by her failed attempt to be edgy, hip, and hardcore (AKA stupidity.) Nobody worthwhile still thinks tattoos are cool. Seriously – why the fuck would a hot chick ever get a tattoo (let alone multiple nasty tattoos.) There is no fucking advantage to it – you just look like another typical skanky idiot with a tattoo. Do they really think they have a unique and special idea and/or tattoo location that is super hip? I also find it funny that guys think tattoos make them look tough – I see skanky chicks with tattoos everywhere I look and they definitely aren’t tough. These douchebag guys need to find a new way to look tough and edgy. When is the last time you saw a guy with a visible tattoo that didn’t think he was a badass? I honestly think getting a tattoo is an intelligence test. If you have one, you automatically fail. If you want one, you automatically fail.
charlie | January 26, 2011 at 1:01 pm
what a narrow , small minded shit head.
a | May 21, 2011 at 10:47 pm
If you haven’t seen the Maori people from New Zealand before, I wouldn’t blame you for coming to that conclusion. They are fucking huge, scary, and tattoos everywhere.
Alex | March 31, 2009 at 6:16 pm
Could this woman be any hotter? Knights of Columbus!
Angry Face | March 31, 2009 at 6:17 pm
She looks pretty here, usually i think shes fugly and skanky looking. The tats are nasty. My dude think shes hot.
OMG | March 31, 2009 at 6:24 pm
This is coming from a woman. WOW shes BEAUTIFUL. But WHY oh WHY does she have all those tattoos? She’s a classic beauty and she could really bring back the “old” hollywood with those looks…but, those tats ruin it.
foraz | March 31, 2009 at 6:24 pm
DON’T CARE DON’T CARE DON’T CARE DON’T CARE
Don’t post another god damn Megan Fox post until she does something actually entertaining or schadenfreude inducing. If I want pictures I’ll go to google god damn images.
Bitch is Back | March 31, 2009 at 6:26 pm
WTF does she have MM tatoo on her arm. Why not just keep a picture in her wallet?
hollywood_hillbilly | March 31, 2009 at 6:27 pm
#9 you sound fat, and full of fail.
Mike | March 31, 2009 at 6:30 pm
Her clubbed thumbs freak me out.
WHOA | March 31, 2009 at 6:31 pm
Is it just me or is her face starting to resemble Lindsay Lohan? Hiring Lindsay’s team to do your makeover is NOT a good idea.
Sam | March 31, 2009 at 6:31 pm
She’s got a big head, literally and figuratively. And she whines about how she doesn’t think she’s hot and she fucks losers. But yeah, nice hair.
Missystar | March 31, 2009 at 6:32 pm
Well said, #9. I’m a chick and a feminist, and whenever I see women with tattoos, my automatic thought is “White trash alert.” It used to be hip and edgy, but now it just looks cheap.
Fat Chicks Suck | March 31, 2009 at 6:33 pm
15: How are those tattoos working out for you? I’m sure it has really improved the quality of your life and everybody around you thinks much higher of you.
The only thing that amazes me more than the fact that people are actually dumb enough to get tattoos is how proud (and defensive) they are about the ink they had injected into their skin. People with tattoos generally think they are clever badasses…when in fact they are generally worthless morons.
kiwi | March 31, 2009 at 6:33 pm
Yeah. How was Vanuatu? massa
aint that the truth | March 31, 2009 at 6:34 pm
too much make up and her face (chin) looks funky … shes pretty but nasty … i think its her body that makes her hot but her face is icky and the tattoos are gross … over-rated … the thing that guys like from this chick is that you can totally tell she likes to suck dick and that she likes to fuck … but totally agree with the guys and chicks that say that theyve seen better … there are hotter chicks than this girl
Sasha | March 31, 2009 at 6:38 pm
I’ve seen some classy tats, 20. There is such a thing. Just because you live in a trailer in Bumfuck, Arkansas and only see trashy ones, doesn’t mean that’s all there is.
Ryan the Canadian | March 31, 2009 at 6:41 pm
All I can add to the fray is the word “hump” as in I would do this repeatedly until I was exhausted and then start again 30 seconds later. She looks just fine to me. People are just slighted because she is famous, hot, has money and fake boobies that are inviting in that “want to see em’ cause they’re fake” kinda way…..if you disagree with me, you should look again.
Sport | March 31, 2009 at 6:42 pm
Creepy on the thumbs. I never noticed, looks like she has 2 big toes for thumbs. But I’d hit it if she wore gloves.
Galtacticus | March 31, 2009 at 6:42 pm
Holy shit! She was already hot but this is even hotter!
Sauron | March 31, 2009 at 6:44 pm
Everybody hands off! This one is mine!
Darth | March 31, 2009 at 6:46 pm
She’s hot like shit!
Gando | March 31, 2009 at 6:50 pm
Ohmmm,she’s the typical peaceful loving meditation kind of hot thing!
Rhialto | March 31, 2009 at 6:52 pm
Sexy legs!
Dave | March 31, 2009 at 6:55 pm
Did she squish her thumbs in a door or something?
Sauron | March 31, 2009 at 6:57 pm
I think i’ve found my ultimate button! Will be able to push my brains out!
Rough Daddy | March 31, 2009 at 7:00 pm
lol if the movie business doesnt work out, she can paint that thumb green and become a lawn doctor.
Nero | March 31, 2009 at 7:00 pm
Nice tats and tits! Any flaps!?
sup | March 31, 2009 at 7:01 pm
looking like trash as always
hollywood_hillbilly | March 31, 2009 at 7:06 pm
#20, you still sound fat, and shrill too, how is that working out for you?
gelato | March 31, 2009 at 7:08 pm
I used to think she was drop dead gorgeous- but some how the more I see of her the less I’m impressed.
lisa | March 31, 2009 at 7:09 pm
am I the only one noticing the nosejob?
Fati | March 31, 2009 at 7:11 pm
This woman is just GORGEOOOOOOOUUUUUS! Absolutely breathtaking! But those tattoos… Don’t get me started….
godmodeON | March 31, 2009 at 7:13 pm
#20: So I guess the freedom of choice to get a tattoo or not lets people who don’t like them believe whatever the fuck they want. You are calling people with tats out on thinking they’re “edgy” and “cool” yet here you are being a pompous doucher who fucking thinks their opinion trumps the internet. You need to grow up and be open-minded. I don’t even have a tattoo and I think you’re a fuckhead.
bb | March 31, 2009 at 7:20 pm
#9, YOU truly are a fucking idiot, as most posts on here say. You should kill yourself, you really are worthless.
#15, #40: Well played. #9 is a fucking douchebag that is getting overfilled by the minute!
Frank | March 31, 2009 at 7:37 pm
Big face and big hands…Hmmm.
disney | March 31, 2009 at 7:53 pm
What is wrong with all theses actresses, she is way too young to have so much Botox pumped into her forehead already. Her face is staring to look like a child’s Halloween mask of Snow White.
amanda | March 31, 2009 at 7:53 pm
whats everybody on here so against tattoos for?
and why does this chick always have on a sweater? it seems to me its more than warm enough in CA for tank tops
Obi Wan | March 31, 2009 at 8:07 pm
Can she look anymore older than she does here? She looks like she’s 40.
Dr. Drew | March 31, 2009 at 8:21 pm
Girls with lots of tats are no different from cutters. I don’t know who boinked Megan before she sprouted pubes – Dad, grandpa, Uncle Dick – but she’s definitely scarred emotionally and wants her defiled body to look the part.
thumby mcthumbkin | March 31, 2009 at 8:22 pm
She has what we thumbkins like to call Stub Thumb, or Brachydactyly Thumbs, complete with spatulate thumbnails. How swell!
brooke | March 31, 2009 at 8:27 pm
Her hair looks nasty. Or she has cheap hair extensions.
Modwild | March 31, 2009 at 8:28 pm
Totally agree on the tattoos. I know no one wants to think that a hot chick now with tattoos will not look so hot with same tattoos when she’s older, but I wish you would rethink that. After an asshole totaled my car, I recently took the bus for a couple weeks and saw all different walks of life. One thing is certain – seeing old ladies with tattoos is not attractive; and, if they’re lucky, all hot young chicks will some day be old.
Megan was gorgeous before the tats and certainly before the surgical enhancements. Too bad she wasn’t proud in her own skin.
Amber | March 31, 2009 at 8:30 pm
She’s crazy hot
click on my name