Megan Fox goes braless in Germany

June 15th, 2009 // 133 Comments

Not one to be topped by the likes of Heather Graham, Megan Fox went braless yesterday for the German premiere of Transformers. Jesus. At this rate, she better do something insanely awesome for all of us here in the U.S. of A. Otherwise, there goes one pantsless theatergoer who’ll wait for the DVD. Don’t tread on me!

Photos: Getty, Splash News, WENN
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  1. Rosie

    first! theheee

  2. Maxedout

    Lol first, by accident.

  3. Anna

    I don’t think her extensions are quite long enough… yeah… anyways, I think she looks waaaay better now than she did in the first Transformers. She was so scary skinny then! Oh, and Shia Labeouf = hotness.

  4. Super King

    Stfu Rosie and die a slow death!

  5. pete

    Meh. Skinny girls who get implants always look the same – armpit boobs with walleyed nips. Also she could have used another quarter-inch layer of makeup to cover up her bumpy facial skin.

  6. All of us here at DIPSTIX say…SAUCY!!!!!!

  7. Amy

    What is it with this bitch? She’s hideous and skanky. I would def not hit it. Those tattoos complete cancel out all of her other decent features! Boo sandwich upon her!

    Kidding. She’s fucking amazing and I’m jealous. Just wanted to make fun of all the losers who are in “megan fox is smoking hot denial fan-club”

  8. Amy

    What is it with this bitch? She’s hideous and skanky. I would def not hit it. Those tattoos completley cancel out all of her other decent features! Boo sandwich upon her!

    Kidding. She’s fucking amazing and I’m jealous. Just wanted to make fun of all the losers who are in “megan fox is smoking hot denial fan-club”

  9. Deacon Jones

    and enic dfidxdkd the shir otu dhe r rexk

  10. why now her tits are so small?!?!?!?

  11. Duuude

    @Amy…. I just rubbed one out to your myspace page. Thank you.

  12. wow
    she could pop an eye out with those.

  13. kels

    she’s not that pretty when she pulls her hair back…angelina jolie pulls her hair back and still looks beautiful…this chick has weird ears and her eyes seem a little too close to each other…and way too much makeup

  14. Kim

    I dont think she has fake boobs, does she??

  15. waaaaah waaaaah

    sexy, if you ignore the toe thumbs.

  16. I've got a constant hardon

    Her breasts are small but at least they’re real and perky.

    I’ve literally had superficial open all day, man I love hot women, they really rev my engine.

  17. waaaaah waaaaah

    sexy, if you ignore the toe thumbs.

  18. Bosco

    Who’s the wavy haired guy she’s with? Does he act too?

  19. 2feu

    holy mother of god she is so hot
    some of you are real dull…she’s ugly…she’s skanky…okay, whatever…I’d say about 99% of the male population in the entire fucking world would disagree with you

  20. Skulf Uckler

    @Amy – i just rubbed one out to your friend amber’s myspace page. thanks!

    I wanted to rub one out to molly’s, but the bitch set hers to private and the lighting on the profile pic was to bad to get a full erection.

  21. Moto Rola

    Hello Nurse!

  22. yeah she’s luscious, so what.

  23. Delgo

    Too much of this bitch now.

  24. Richard McBeef

    Amy – nice titties! Your husband looks like a mondo douche though.

  25. Courtyardpigeon

    She is stunning, though in these photos it looks like she is having a bad moment with her facial skin. Happens to all of us.

  26. @ work

    Amy’s titties should be on this site.
    Amy, nice titties.

  27. Max Planck

    Now is she could only go tattoless.

  28. SPNG.OB

    @Amy, cool pic of beached manta ray

  29. Bobby Big Baller

    25 – Amy’s skin is soooo much better than Megan Fox’s. Amy’s got a lot nicer breasts too.

  30. Duuude

    So at first I was kidding about Amy, but upon further review…. I would totally go down on you. You’re just the kind of girl I dream of disappointing…. sexually, I mean.

  31. J

    yeah okay cool whatever

  32. Kathleen

    Ahahah! Her tits aren’t real! Did she get some extra botox before this? She has bad skin.

    But she looks good in red.

  33. Anonymous

    It would be hilarious to see her trip on that long dress!

  34. Gentlemen, who would you rather tie up and ejaculate on while their significant other pretends to sob while secretly playing pocket pool, Amy or Megan Fox? The both have fake boobs and a “me” complex, so I’m torn… a little help here!

  35. MRSZ

    Does anyone else think she looks like Courtney Cox in that first picture?

    Heather Graham has her beat. Heather looked much hotter and with less makeup. Plus, her boobs looked better too.

  36. lmao @ toe thumbs

  37. ROUGH daddy mvp

    How come a gossip hound like fish doesn’t know this thumb challanged sweety have topless pic out there?

  38. Gary

    borrrrrrrrring. Holla at your boy when you’ve got some double-D’s, skinny bitch.

  39. Richard McBeef

    @34

    Amy 1
    MF 0

  40. rods.k.23

    AMY FTW

  41. Ryan

    Gary is a faggot

  42. Joe Jonas

    one might think that as a future lawyer, mrs. cauthen-marshall would be smart enough not to link information that can be easily used to get her full name and where she works. i dunno.

  43. Jughead Ears

    Holy shit she should never wear her hair like that again, those jughead ears and the bad skin make her look very blah.

  44. Parker

    ok I give up. I love her.

  45. Thanks 39 and 40… I mean, I’m not sure if that means Amy should be in Transformers 3: Beeotches with Bolt Ons, but she looks like she’s at least shown her tits to the mailman more than once. Amy kind of looks like she would cry if you ask her to play the ol’ skin flute, so I’m leaning toward MF myself…

  46. apike

    braless? man the the fuck are you all kidding? she ain’t wearing ANY underwear…

    –ap

  47. Deacon Jones

    Damn,
    I have to check this Amy chick out when I get home and can actually get on myspace.

  48. devel

    she looks hot, except of her thumbs!

  49. Jessie

    Actually, Kim, her breasts are implants. I always thought they looked good though. Some girls get them way too large for their bodies but hers look natural and fit her perfectly! She’s gorgeous.

  50. JPRichardson

    Ridiculously hot body, despite her indecorous, vulgar, improper, unsuitable, inappropriate, unladylike, crude and ugly MM tatoo…

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