Megan Fox: ‘Michael Bay is Hitler’

September 2nd, 2009 // 100 Comments

Megan Fox is the center of Wonderland’s 4th Anniversary Issue where she opens up her questionable mental state and the similarities between Michael Bay and the Fuhrer:

On what the fuck’s wrong with her:
“I definitely have some kind of mental problem and I haven’t pinpointed what it is.”

On her new movie Jennifer’s Body:
“I think it’s really about how fucked up and scary girls are. Girls are fucking nightmares.”

On being a product:
“Part of my product is being outrageous and outspoken so even when I’m not being that way I’m going to be sold that way.”

On Michael Bay:
“[Michael Bay] wants to be like Hitler on his sets, and he is. So he’s a nightmare to work for.”

And I think I’ve finally reached my threshold of Megan Fox shenanigans. Unless her new shtick is fornicating with a blogger who refers to his penis as the “Bat-pole,” I don’t want to hear another word that isn’t “Yes, Batman, it’s my fault the Riddler stole your sandwich.”

Photos: Wonderland
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  1. Pig Lady

    I think she is an Angelina Jolie wanna be, but not pretty enough. I have seen this all before with AJ. Get your own schtick Megan.

  2. Coral

    I used to think like you, Nortan, and I hate PC bullshit as well. But I’ve learned that sometimes what we’re allowed to express reflects the society we live in, and sometimes it creates the society we live in. They are interdependent. That’s why racial slurs become taboo when those groups gain social capital.

    I’ll stop spouting off now. I just think these “releases” are more insidious than we like to think.

    And check out #37. That’s my point.

  3. K bye.

    #52: If you’re so disgusted with the content on the Superficial, then why haven’t you left yet?

  4. cureholder

    I love that she thinks anything that comes out of her mouth is part of what Hollywood is trying to sell. She has exactly one quality that makes her marketable, and it is neither her mastery of history and sociology nor her acting ability (which she has is approximately equal parts).

    Also, her comments are not “outrageous,” because that would require her to have knowledge, insight and/or thought behind them. Her comments are like the emissions of a bratty four-year-old who knows she is not supposed to say these words but has no idea why. The content simply doesn’t matter because it’s obvious she has no idea what she is saying. She’s just trying to get attention.

    Anyone with an IQ above room temperature simply looks and says, “Good thing for her she’s good-looking, because she’s really really stupid.”

  5. I don’t know if it’s really the best idea to be biting the hand that, essentially fed you your career. Especially considering she’s a shit actress. And really the “I just say what I want. I’m different” schtick really isn’t that attractive when it’s ALL you can do. And when you aren’t likable and don’t have a stitch of humility and self-deprecration, you become even more unattractive.

  6. Adam

    The hater’s must be prudes or f**s.

  7. Google this

    Her eyes always look vacant. In every single picture I have ever seen. Can’t they photoshop intelligence?

  8. Spinnacer

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    I don’t care if she’s hot. Openly calling the one who got you your first two jobs which catapulted you into stardom, “Hitler” is just stupid / ignorant / childish / retarded / etc.

    Ungrateful dimwit, where’d she be if it wasn’t for transformers? An extra for some mid-western regional sitcom called “Hope & Faith”

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  9. Droocy

    Fuck that noise

  10. Droocy

    Fuck that noise

    No one really had any sort of respect for her anyway…

  11. shavederic

    Ungrateful twat.

  12. i hate megan fox

    she needs to shut the fuck up and go die already, along with speidi. she tries so dam hard to sound like a tough anti-girly girl. she’s trying too hard to be angelina jolie and somewhat emo or something?

  13. Angelina has a big head. Not lady like

  14. cherry

    what an ungrateful bitch

    if she hates women so much why doesn’t she just gtfo out of my gender. really don’t appreciate being called a fucked up scary nightmare. speak for yourself you useless whore.

    I hope some feminist sees her on the street and punches her in the tit

  15. Nameless

    I’m telling you by the way MF keeps bagging Michael Bay…he MUST have donkey punched her and she’s been pissed off about it ever since.

  16. chshc

    The first sign of an idiot. Hitler/Nazi references. Unless the person is trying to kill 6 million people they are not a Nazi, or like Hitler.

  17. Julie

    If it weren’t for Michael Bay, you’d still be sucking c*ck for roles, you ingrate!

  18. Ewelina

    WTF people? stop talkin shit about her!! all of you that say she’s not smart, well obviously you’ve never seen an interview with her, she is not stupid, you only say that because she’s beautiful and outspoken, and that scares you because the last time you were around a strong woman you probably pissed you pants!! she’s not an idiot, she says what she thinks and i respect her for that! she may not be the greatest actress yet, but at least she realizes it and knows that the world hasnt seen the best of her. and “cherry” you just fuckin proved that you’re a scary nightmare, what megan probably meant is that girls can be mean, petty and high maintnance, get a fuckin reality check its true.

  19. Ewelina

    WTF people? stop talkin shit about her!! all of you that say she’s not smart, well obviously you’ve never seen an interview with her, she is not stupid, you only say that because she’s beautiful and outspoken, and that scares you because the last time you were around a strong woman you probably pissed you pants!! she’s not an idiot, she says what she thinks and i respect her for that! she may not be the greatest actress yet, but at least she realizes it and knows that the world hasnt seen the best of her. and “cherry” you just fuckin proved that you’re a scary nightmare, what megan probably meant is that girls can be mean, petty and high maintnance, get a fuckin reality check its true.

  20. Luis

    Too much. She’s just too much.

  21. I think now no one now has craze for her…

  22. lovlovelala

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  25. Dread not

    Megan is hotter than, Angelina Voight, that’s for sure. Plus, we’re not subjected to Megan playing out any, “I’m going to punish myself, therefore, my Daddy, too, by being a bad girl, tattooed, skank”. * sarcasm* Yeah, Angelina had it REAL tough. She had to over come so much to make it in the industry! Megan’s got a good product, it’s sexy, and it sells. Keep it comin’, Fox!

  26. greenman

    I want to poop on her chest.

  27. chupacabra

    Fox, is that her real last name?

    At least Scar Jo is smart enough not to say stupid shit every five minutes. Actually out of all of them, Natalie Portman is the smaaaatest.

  28. Jim Jones

    Shocking. Megan Fox is an idiot.

  29. ha

    @78

    Don’t even bring up Natalie Portman around Megan Fox. The comparison is too cruel. Not only did NP go to Harvard, but she’s GORGEOUS!!!! You can’t pay money for a face like hers.

  30. lol

    Whoop de do. Another bimbo who thinks they are hot shit because of the media attention they got. Well who cares, she is nothing but your average hollywood whore, bred for being a trophy whore. Once everyone stops caring about her and calling her ‘hot’ and such she’ll probably just go the Lohan route, screw around with anything that walks 2 or 4 legs, and end up broke, on drugs, and begging for someone to care.

    There is plenty more talent out there. I say toss her aside and make her work for what he wants and stop being a silly pampered whore… Yea, women are a nightmare alright, women like her. Blah blah blah bitch bitch bitch moan moan moan.. wahhhh I’m not the hottest anymore.. so no one will like totally buy my movies… :( wah.

    She is the kind of woman who makes me ashamed to admit my gender on the internet….. part of her product… Yup whore, selling herself. admitted to it right there.

  31. Bo

    Sure she’s really pretty in her obvious plastic surgery way, there’s just nothing that interesting about her…

  32. Darth

    Never heard of ‘kids and drunkards are always speaking the truth’?

  33. Rhialto

    Did she hit the bong again?

  34. Gando

    #83
    Looks pretty full grown for a kid.

  35. Nero

    #83
    The fully grown drunk kid?

  36. Pat C.

    I don’t think making ridiculous remarks to the media is “shananigans”. As the English might say, she’s probably just taking the piss out of them. She knows can just make up any dumb thing, and they’ll print it.

    When I think of shenanigans, I think of an actress getting drunk, hi-jacking a stranger’s car, and chasing someone at 2 AM.

  37. nice photos, they feel like spain to me…

  38. nice photos, they feel like spain to me…

  39. Katie

    Gosh these images are excellent. They totally tell a story. It reminds me of a beauty from a civilization, either right before are right after the apocalypse, and she is a Queen of some sort.

  40. DASD

    SHE SEEMS LIKE SHE IS ACTUALLY ON THE BALL. SHE JUST DOESNT GIVE A FUCK, HOW ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE READING IT WRONG ? MICHAEL BAY IS A FUCKING PROPAGANDIST TIT

  41. Aquila

    Michael Bay is like Hitler? Bad news for Shia LaBeof (he’s Jewish).

  42. I am not intrested in what she sait. she is sexy woman…

  43. Mandi

    I still think she is awesome. Besides, since when do people care what hot people SAY?

  44. Dave

    Aquila, Michael Bay is himself Jewish also.

  45. jewelry and clothing both very stylish.

  46. This is like as good as when Bay claimed he has a history of making (already big actors) famous and that’s what he did for Shia, just like he did for Nicholas Cage with The Rock. Nothing beats bashing Michael Bay because the fact remains he gets worse with time and still thinks he’s a great director. He’s like an American Uwe Boll

  47. jane

    she’s such a fucking idiot, oh my God
    I dont find her that attractive tho, it is still amazing what plastic surgery can do these days…she’s been a lil C+ by Hollywood standards be4 all that nose-job/etc. its all the population of horney under fucked teenage boys with too much free time on their hands that give her all this hype.

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