Megan Fox gets leggy in Japan
Here’s Megan Fox at the World Premiere of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen in Tokyo last night. Do you think if I could change into a truck she’d make out with me? Because I kind of put all my eggs in one basket and started chugging motor oil this morning. I’m something of an old romantic that way – whose kidneys just failed. I mean, Vroom-tron love Megan. Beep boop bop.