Megan Fox has, um, firm breasts

February 27th, 2009 // 119 Comments

Megan Fox left Brian Austin Green’s house yesterday and showed up to a lunch meeting at the Smoke House restaurant in Burbank wearing bright red flip flops. And, honestly, the only reason I’m posting these is because of how impressed I am by Megan Fox’s breasts. Are they filling implants with helium these days? It’s like she and Victoria Beckham are having some sort of unspoken battle to see who can have the firmest breasts. And I think it’s safe to say the real winner here is society. Well that, and penises.

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Comments (119)

  1. Epiphany | February 28, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    Nice. Lost some weight since those awards photos!

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  2. Kak | February 28, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    Yay big boobs

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  3. Pos | February 28, 2009 at 2:07 pm

    Too bad men!!! Something tells me shes still with Brian Austin Green

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  4. Weed | February 28, 2009 at 2:09 pm

    I wanna squeez them boobies
    I wanna lick them boobies
    I wanna suck them boobies
    I wanna punch them boobies
    I wanna eat them boobies

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  5. Crawl | February 28, 2009 at 2:10 pm

    Botox & silicone. Nice couple

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  6. vanessa | February 28, 2009 at 2:10 pm

    perfect figure

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    • TCM | June 16, 2011 at 11:53 pm

      Perfect figure??? Where??? She has NO figure!!!

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  7. Balack Oboombox the socialist pig | February 28, 2009 at 2:10 pm

    Boobs :0 Hope she isn’t a nigger lover.

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  9. ROUGH DADDY | February 28, 2009 at 2:17 pm

    Someone is praying transformer 2 turn out to be a failure, so having all limbs tide up with ass up in the air in the basement for a week, there wont be any objections…Good luck B.A.G.

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  10. ROUGH DADDY | February 28, 2009 at 2:20 pm

    If theres anyone that needs a sex tape its this chic…get to work B.A.G.

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  11. nastyjay | February 28, 2009 at 2:22 pm

    Jesus, that BODY! I just wanna latch my mouth in between her legs and never let go

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  12. JestersDead | February 28, 2009 at 2:25 pm

    Meh, I cant decide. I think she has some talent, but too fng skinny, bad Tats thats for sure.

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  13. bransin | February 28, 2009 at 2:34 pm

    she’s obviously wearing a bra

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  14. Jess | February 28, 2009 at 2:41 pm

    I think the superficial writer has never been around a real woman… It’s called a BRA, just wear a fucking push up bra, it’s not that hard.

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  15. Erica | February 28, 2009 at 3:01 pm

    Those pilot glasses look seriously good on her. But she’s so skinny now. It makes her look all bow-legged.

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  16. meee | February 28, 2009 at 3:02 pm

    yeah dude that’s called a padded push up bra. her boobs are the same size they have always been

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  17. Screaming Meat Nugget | February 28, 2009 at 3:16 pm

    Why is she smelling her finger?

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  18. lisa | February 28, 2009 at 3:24 pm

    agree with #13

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  19. CockyGuy | February 28, 2009 at 3:36 pm

    The guy in the back has a nice ass!

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  20. Darth | February 28, 2009 at 3:53 pm

    Since i’ve my legal status in multiple of three;boo!

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  21. Lowlands | February 28, 2009 at 3:55 pm

    #20 ahem,these were my words Darth.How about you getting me a drink?

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  22. johnny | February 28, 2009 at 3:56 pm

    Fantastic !

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  23. RichPort's Ghost | February 28, 2009 at 3:57 pm

    You fucking crackers and your white bitches. I’d smoke the black brother’s pipe any day of the month.

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  24. AirMail | February 28, 2009 at 4:07 pm

    Such a pretty girl. Shame about the prison tats…

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  25. Lowlands | February 28, 2009 at 4:11 pm

    She has,ummm,firm breasts.

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  26. Fati | February 28, 2009 at 4:12 pm

    She doesn’t have implants, her boobies are real. And allthemore fantastic!

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  27. Lowlands | February 28, 2009 at 4:22 pm

    What is she holding in her hand there? A slice of Gouda cheese?

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  28. Darth | February 28, 2009 at 4:25 pm

    *sniff* Mmm Gouda cheese!

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  29. Blah | February 28, 2009 at 4:26 pm

    More like; Megan Fox has, um, Fake breasts!

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  30. The Bun | February 28, 2009 at 4:27 pm

    Does her finger smell like butt cheese or is she wiping coke off her nose?

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  31. Lowlands | February 28, 2009 at 4:27 pm

    You can tell from the expression on her face it’s not an old French cheese.

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  32. MLou | February 28, 2009 at 4:38 pm

    My god she has a great body! The tattoos are horrible. Doesn’t work on her. Make those arm tattoos into sleeves then maybe…

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  33. oliver45 | February 28, 2009 at 4:46 pm

    Needless to say, she has very cute looking!! lots pretty chicks like her should be very famous on the ta ll da ting site: ___T a ll M in gl e Co m___. Maybe she can join to attend the sexy session to attract ta ll guys!! at least, that’s what my bros and i happen to know!!

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  34. kmv | February 28, 2009 at 4:51 pm

    it’s funny how ever jealous girl posts a comment about her wearing a push up bra….SO WHAT….that’s what girls with smaller boobs do….you guys are probably fat chicks who flaunt your fat boobs because thats all they are HAAAAA…

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  35. LIMERICK_MAN_RERUNS _FOR_YOU | February 28, 2009 at 5:01 pm

    Megan Fox

    There once was a beauty named Megan
    Who’s boyfriend was gay as Clay Aiken
    She yanked and she yanked
    Trying to plump up his frank
    But, alas, it just hung there like bacon

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  36. I CALL MEGAN A WHORE IN THE BODY OF THIS MESSAGE | February 28, 2009 at 5:03 pm

    WHORE!

    and i hate her feet. they are ugly.

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  37. I CALL MEGAN A WHORE IN THE BODY OF THIS MESSAGE | February 28, 2009 at 5:03 pm

    WHORE!

    and i hate her feet. they are ugly.

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  38. BAG | February 28, 2009 at 5:03 pm

    Agree with #11; my face would look like a glazed donut after I was done with her.

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  39. Michelle | February 28, 2009 at 5:03 pm

    I think she’s gorgeous, but 1) She looks waaaay different than when she first started out acting (she did a lot of shit to her face)… 2) She’s way too skinny right now and 3) I love Marilyn Monroe, too, but that tattoo is just wrong in every way.

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  40. Tinner | February 28, 2009 at 5:04 pm

    She doesn´t have a pushup bra: it´s called silicone

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  41. OhMyJeezy | February 28, 2009 at 6:26 pm

    she doesnt look skinny; she looks a like mess. who wears jeans a flip-flops to a lunch meeting? cute top-half of the outfit, though.

    i think most girls can you tell that her boobs are fake. did you guys see the post of her earlier, leaving the school? screams boob job.

    pretty, but on her way to being over-rated, like ms. alba.

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  42. Sauron | February 28, 2009 at 7:32 pm

    This girl looks quite humpable.Unfortunally she’s way too short for me.

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  43. . | February 28, 2009 at 7:32 pm

    34 I don’t think they’re jealous, they’re just pointing out that thats what a push up bra does for a girl. because being females they, you know, know about bras.

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  44. Z. | February 28, 2009 at 7:37 pm

    NOSE.

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  45. sexo completo | February 28, 2009 at 7:50 pm

    Oh come on this girl is really not that hot. Maybe in the US, in argentina i can bang a girl like this in the can for 50 USD, all night long.

    I left the fat ass US girls long ago.

    morons.

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  46. laurente | February 28, 2009 at 8:43 pm

    She used to be flat as a board
    she either bought little fun bags or has a push up bra on
    hard to tell
    sometimes they look fake
    wouldn’t be surprised
    fake lips nose job
    who knows what else?
    she is attractive but not that interesting

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  47. Sauron | February 28, 2009 at 8:47 pm

    Oh well,don’t understand me wrong,she looks hot! But i’m afraid i would crush with my arms thick like full-grown oak trees against my massive,muscular torso.Passionated guy i am.

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  48. vito | February 28, 2009 at 9:04 pm

    First of all…and let’s get this straight…those aren’t “boobies” — those are TITS!!! Nubile twelve-year-olds have boobies.

    Secondly, Megan Fox looks too thin (at least for my taste) and her tits do look as though they’ve had a little help.

    That being said, she is still excruciatingly beautiful and I’d go down on her like an elevator and suck on her clit till her knees gave out.

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  49. Sauron | February 28, 2009 at 9:08 pm

    If she likes to be crushed and climbe a tree then she can contact me.

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  50. blackout | February 28, 2009 at 9:45 pm

    Explanation for the firm perky tits:

    She’s 22.

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