Megan Fox gets chesty for the kids

Here’s Megan Fox taking a spill in the press room before last night’s Teen Choice Awards, and the face she makes afterward is absolutely priceless – if you’re attracted to goddamn Succubi. Which I happen to be and would like to point out I’ve been marinating my soul in A-1 all morning. Megan?

NOTE: Added a pic of Megan and Vanessa Hudgens pretending they’re not competing to be the first woman to turn Zac Efron straight.

Photos: Getty, WireImage