Megan Fox gets chesty for the kids

August 10th, 2009 // 95 Comments

Here’s Megan Fox taking a spill in the press room before last night’s Teen Choice Awards, and the face she makes afterward is absolutely priceless – if you’re attracted to goddamn Succubi. Which I happen to be and would like to point out I’ve been marinating my soul in A-1 all morning. Megan?

NOTE: Added a pic of Megan and Vanessa Hudgens pretending they’re not competing to be the first woman to turn Zac Efron straight.

Photos: Getty, WireImage
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  1. Milo

    FIRST.

    And my God I’d fuck the living shit out of her.

  2. Ian

    I’d love to fuck her silly.

  3. Chantalle

    I wish I wasn’t so fat and looked more like her or like Timarie.

    NOAH I MISS YOU.

  4. God…enough already with this future pornstar.

  5. Jess

    what the fuck is so great about megan fox?!??! honestly I will never understand this

    great she has tits and nice legs. she sucks at acting and she’s a casting couch whore. whoopee.

    I’m a femme lesbian into other pretty femmes and I wouldn’t touch this skank with a 10 foot pole

  6. gil

    gay ass bitch

  7. Amanda

    whats with the freaking tongue thing?!?

  8. I wouldn’t be against those two sucking face.

  9. Deacon Jones

    Caption for Pic #14:

    ” FUCK. I knew Tommy Lee was trouble…”

  10. Nameless

    Even at a venue full of kids, this chick looks like she’s ready a guy’s load on her tits and face.

    I guess the ban is over?

  11. Sarah

    She is pretty by herself, but next to Vanessa she looks like an old hag!

  12. Sarah

    She is pretty by herself, but next to Vanessa she looks like an old hag!

  13. Did the ban ever really happen?

  14. coco

    Vanessa Hudgens is a bit too alvin and the chipmunks looking for me…yea…bad. gross.

  15. Eva

    Awesome surgeon. He should get an award for turning this girl into a doll. I spy cheek injections, lip enhancements, definitely a nose job and probably an eyebrow lift.

  16. Eva

    Awesome surgeon. He should get an award for turning this girl into a doll. I spy cheek injections, lip enhancements, definitely a nose job and probably an eyebrow lift. Oh and lets not forget a boob job. But how many female celebs haven’t had something done to their tits?

  17. fetus_mcnuggets

    MOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR TOE THUMBSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  18. sta puft

    She and Vanessa should go on a bender and get all nakedy on the interwebz.

  19. She’s starting to look more like her on-screen character in Jennifer’s Body. I’d hate to say it but I don’t think I’m gonna have anymore Megan Fox Monday. I’m over this fucking whore now and now shall move onto newer ones of 15 mins of shame.

  20. me 2

    I hope that whatever marketing team is responsible for convincing the male half of the population that Megan Fox is the hottest thing walking got a huge promotion because they are clearly the most talented tricksters on the planet.

    Vanesa Hudgens is at least twice as attractive as Megan Fox is, I’m surprised that Fox would even allow herself to be photographed with Hudgens because it’s definitely damaging her sexiest girl ever image.

    She is really not that attractive. And she can’t pull off the whole pale look.

  21. Karmen

    Lmao her forehead looks comically big in the picture with Vanessa.
    But yeah she’s way too up her own and waaaayyyyy over rated.

  22. will

    That same old same old squinty eyed, pouty lipped expression.

  23. mimi

    I am at least as hot as is Megen Fox. She’s waaaaaay over rated.

  24. right

    Vanessa over megan

  25. ha

    Haha, her “I’m very sexy expression” is fine and all, but when she uses it next to another person, she just looks like she doesn’t like them.

  26. lick it like you mean it

    you know there has got to be some photos out there of this whore doing the nasty with something. when can we get the leaked photos of her cavernous cunt cave?

  27. Pistola

    It amazing to me that Megan Fox has the nerve to claim that she is about the same age as Vanessa Hudgens… Just look at that photo of them together.

  28. question

    Did Megan ever fuck that little fat rose peddling turd herder?

    I would hope she at least gave him a handjob.

  29. Zack

    Vanessa should have raised that dress and shown the world her hairy clambake…..again. Then she could have turned and fist banged Megan all the while sticking her browneye in Megan’s face farting the theme to “Gilligan’s Island”

  30. Bob

    Okay, I’m not going to say Megan Fox isn’t hot, because she is – let’s stop trying to show how cool we are that we don’t find her attractive.
    But, honestly, I’m getting kind of bored with her. It doesn’t matter how good something is, eventually you reach a point when enough is enough – Megan Fox is now past that point.
    I’ll take Vanessa any day of the week (although, in fairness, VH was always more appealing to me anyway).

  31. Bob

    Okay, I’m not going to say Megan Fox isn’t hot, because she is – let’s stop trying to show how cool we are that we don’t find her attractive.
    But, honestly, I’m getting kind of bored with her. It doesn’t matter how good something is, eventually you reach a point when enough is enough – Megan Fox is now past that point.
    I’ll take Vanessa any day of the week (although, in fairness, VH was always more appealing to me anyway).

  32. lola

    Meagan Fox is one of those women who has everything necessary to be a knock out, but when you put the pieces together it is very bland and a bit unattractive. Vanessa Hudgens is not an incredibly beautiful girl, but she has something to her that Meagan Fox does not.

  33. lola

    Meagan Fox is one of those women who has everything necessary to be a knock out, but when you put the pieces together it is very bland and a bit unattractive. Vanessa Hudgens is not an incredibly beautiful girl, but she has something to her that Meagan Fox does not.

  34. lola

    Meagan Fox is one of those women who has everything necessary to be a knock out, but when you put the pieces together it is very bland and a bit unattractive. Vanessa Hudgens is not an incredibly beautiful girl, but she has something to her that Meagan Fox does not.

  35. jenni

    oooo anyone think its possible we can sign a petition to get megan fox to stop getting more plastic surgery before she turns into janice dickinson??

  36. Hefe

    Jesus Christ she is so fucking hot it’s ridiculous.

  37. sasquatch

    @32 Lola – “…but she has something to her that Meagan Fox does not.”

    What? A hairy jungle bush?

  38. Cheap whore, don’t even wanna know what’s been in that hole of her already and even worse that shit that stayed,… definatley don’t need that!

    Ok so to sum it up, she can’t act shit, she sounds retarded and could be patient zero of you name it (swine flu?),…

    Transformers 1 and even more 2 was just pathetic,… especially her scenes. Some women actually left the preview because they found it totally embarrassing, degrading and shameless and well I actually agree it just wasn’t funny nor sexy it was just cheap.

    If you’d ever ask yourself what’s wrong in the world,… freakin open your eyes some stupid whore like that makes more money than the average joe in his whole life just for some hot pants and fuckin around some set.

    No one really likes her attitude, sure most wouldn’t mind fuckin her, well I would not like to. She’s totaly fake.

    but yeah it’s the damn politicians and the society or the economy,… don’t bullshit a bullshitter! Asshole it’s you and you and even you there!

    Wake up fucker, most likely your part of the shit you can’t stop complaining about. But please, continue to worship the golden calf (in whatever form you want, megan, paris, Lindsay,… whatever).

  39. andy

    She had a exotic face, kinda ethnic but with blue eyes, with a broad nose and a lovely mouth. Now her nose is thin and her lips look swollen, and she looks like milley crusss´old daughter,like other million of girls

  40. Alex

    Megan Fox is completely 100% smoking hot BUT I’m sick of that stupid pose she makes. Just smile and be yourself Megan, we know you’re fucking hot.

    I’d drink her dirty bath water.

  41. david

    #39-exotic? I don’t think so. she’s just a white chick with dark hair. vanessa hudgens is a bit more on the exotic side. She’s got the NATURALLY dark hair, NATURALLY dark skin, NATURALLY dark eyes, etc.. that’s what most guys like myself consider exotic. megan fox is just way overrated. i prefer angelina jolie, who’s hotter and more natural looking. this skank just tries too hard

  42. Dread not

    Vanessa Hudgens is a VERY sexy and pretty girl. Megan Fox is a SMOLDERING, SEXY, SMOKIN’ HOT young WOMAN.

  43. Mama Pinkus

    the chronic “I’m hot, everyone check me out” expression on her facy truly destroys her beauty

  44. Kathleen

    Whoa, she’s definitely taking full advantage of plastic surgery

  45. SHES SUCH A VIXEN MOVE OVER ANGELINA JOLIE UR NOT THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN ANYMORE!!MEGAN IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND SHE SURE IS A FOX.HOW IS SOMEONE CREATED INTO A GOD THAT SHE IS?I LOVE HER SHES A REAL WOMEN

  46. angry fatties make me laugh

    #45, haha you sound like a chubber who lives her life thru celebrities. i imagine your room is full of posters of airbrushed girls that you one day hope to become, but wont because you’re too fucking lazy to exercise and have no willpower to stop stuffing your mouth with fatty food.

  47. Huckleberry Hashimoto

    I agree with #1, he can fuck her all he wants. As for me, I’d sooner stick it in a garbage disposal.

  48. ang

    Nah, Vanessa Hudgens is way hotter. And she doesn’t have to completely change her face with plastic surgery and eyebrow pencils to make her look amazing. I am so over Megan Fox

  49. She is pretty by herself, but next to Vanessa nop

  50. VERY sexy and pretty girl wow

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