Here’s Megan Fox taking a spill in the press room before last night’s Teen Choice Awards, and the face she makes afterward is absolutely priceless – if you’re attracted to goddamn Succubi. Which I happen to be and would like to point out I’ve been marinating my soul in A-1 all morning. Megan?
NOTE: Added a pic of Megan and Vanessa Hudgens pretending they’re not competing to be the first woman to turn Zac Efron straight.
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Milo | August 10, 2009 at 1:34 pm
FIRST.
And my God I’d fuck the living shit out of her.
Ian | August 10, 2009 at 1:35 pm
I’d love to fuck her silly.
Chantalle | August 10, 2009 at 1:35 pm
I wish I wasn’t so fat and looked more like her or like Timarie.
NOAH I MISS YOU.
Funeral Guy | August 10, 2009 at 1:36 pm
God…enough already with this future pornstar.
Jess | August 10, 2009 at 1:38 pm
what the fuck is so great about megan fox?!??! honestly I will never understand this
great she has tits and nice legs. she sucks at acting and she’s a casting couch whore. whoopee.
I’m a femme lesbian into other pretty femmes and I wouldn’t touch this skank with a 10 foot pole
gil | August 10, 2009 at 1:50 pm
gay ass bitch
Amanda | August 10, 2009 at 1:50 pm
whats with the freaking tongue thing?!?
RichPort's Ghost | August 10, 2009 at 1:55 pm
I wouldn’t be against those two sucking face.
Deacon Jones | August 10, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Caption for Pic #14:
” FUCK. I knew Tommy Lee was trouble…”
Nameless | August 10, 2009 at 1:59 pm
Even at a venue full of kids, this chick looks like she’s ready a guy’s load on her tits and face.
I guess the ban is over?
Sarah | August 10, 2009 at 2:00 pm
She is pretty by herself, but next to Vanessa she looks like an old hag!
Sarah | August 10, 2009 at 2:00 pm
She is pretty by herself, but next to Vanessa she looks like an old hag!
www.thinspiration.info | August 10, 2009 at 2:02 pm
Did the ban ever really happen?
coco | August 10, 2009 at 2:08 pm
Vanessa Hudgens is a bit too alvin and the chipmunks looking for me…yea…bad. gross.
Eva | August 10, 2009 at 2:11 pm
Awesome surgeon. He should get an award for turning this girl into a doll. I spy cheek injections, lip enhancements, definitely a nose job and probably an eyebrow lift.
Eva | August 10, 2009 at 2:11 pm
Awesome surgeon. He should get an award for turning this girl into a doll. I spy cheek injections, lip enhancements, definitely a nose job and probably an eyebrow lift. Oh and lets not forget a boob job. But how many female celebs haven’t had something done to their tits?
fetus_mcnuggets | August 10, 2009 at 2:13 pm
MOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR TOE THUMBSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
sta puft | August 10, 2009 at 2:18 pm
She and Vanessa should go on a bender and get all nakedy on the interwebz.
The Jerk | August 10, 2009 at 2:20 pm
She’s starting to look more like her on-screen character in Jennifer’s Body. I’d hate to say it but I don’t think I’m gonna have anymore Megan Fox Monday. I’m over this fucking whore now and now shall move onto newer ones of 15 mins of shame.
me 2 | August 10, 2009 at 2:24 pm
I hope that whatever marketing team is responsible for convincing the male half of the population that Megan Fox is the hottest thing walking got a huge promotion because they are clearly the most talented tricksters on the planet.
Vanesa Hudgens is at least twice as attractive as Megan Fox is, I’m surprised that Fox would even allow herself to be photographed with Hudgens because it’s definitely damaging her sexiest girl ever image.
She is really not that attractive. And she can’t pull off the whole pale look.
Karmen | August 10, 2009 at 2:24 pm
Lmao her forehead looks comically big in the picture with Vanessa.
But yeah she’s way too up her own and waaaayyyyy over rated.
will | August 10, 2009 at 2:27 pm
That same old same old squinty eyed, pouty lipped expression.
mimi | August 10, 2009 at 2:31 pm
I am at least as hot as is Megen Fox. She’s waaaaaay over rated.
right | August 10, 2009 at 3:02 pm
Vanessa over megan
ha | August 10, 2009 at 3:06 pm
Haha, her “I’m very sexy expression” is fine and all, but when she uses it next to another person, she just looks like she doesn’t like them.
lick it like you mean it | August 10, 2009 at 3:09 pm
you know there has got to be some photos out there of this whore doing the nasty with something. when can we get the leaked photos of her cavernous cunt cave?
Pistola | August 10, 2009 at 3:11 pm
It amazing to me that Megan Fox has the nerve to claim that she is about the same age as Vanessa Hudgens… Just look at that photo of them together.
question | August 10, 2009 at 3:12 pm
Did Megan ever fuck that little fat rose peddling turd herder?
I would hope she at least gave him a handjob.
Zack | August 10, 2009 at 3:17 pm
Vanessa should have raised that dress and shown the world her hairy clambake…..again. Then she could have turned and fist banged Megan all the while sticking her browneye in Megan’s face farting the theme to “Gilligan’s Island”
Bob | August 10, 2009 at 3:23 pm
Okay, I’m not going to say Megan Fox isn’t hot, because she is – let’s stop trying to show how cool we are that we don’t find her attractive.
But, honestly, I’m getting kind of bored with her. It doesn’t matter how good something is, eventually you reach a point when enough is enough – Megan Fox is now past that point.
I’ll take Vanessa any day of the week (although, in fairness, VH was always more appealing to me anyway).
Bob | August 10, 2009 at 3:23 pm
Okay, I’m not going to say Megan Fox isn’t hot, because she is – let’s stop trying to show how cool we are that we don’t find her attractive.
But, honestly, I’m getting kind of bored with her. It doesn’t matter how good something is, eventually you reach a point when enough is enough – Megan Fox is now past that point.
I’ll take Vanessa any day of the week (although, in fairness, VH was always more appealing to me anyway).
lola | August 10, 2009 at 3:46 pm
Meagan Fox is one of those women who has everything necessary to be a knock out, but when you put the pieces together it is very bland and a bit unattractive. Vanessa Hudgens is not an incredibly beautiful girl, but she has something to her that Meagan Fox does not.
lola | August 10, 2009 at 3:46 pm
Meagan Fox is one of those women who has everything necessary to be a knock out, but when you put the pieces together it is very bland and a bit unattractive. Vanessa Hudgens is not an incredibly beautiful girl, but she has something to her that Meagan Fox does not.
lola | August 10, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Meagan Fox is one of those women who has everything necessary to be a knock out, but when you put the pieces together it is very bland and a bit unattractive. Vanessa Hudgens is not an incredibly beautiful girl, but she has something to her that Meagan Fox does not.
jenni | August 10, 2009 at 3:49 pm
oooo anyone think its possible we can sign a petition to get megan fox to stop getting more plastic surgery before she turns into janice dickinson??
Hefe | August 10, 2009 at 4:18 pm
Jesus Christ she is so fucking hot it’s ridiculous.
sasquatch | August 10, 2009 at 4:28 pm
@32 Lola – “…but she has something to her that Meagan Fox does not.”
What? A hairy jungle bush?
Mr.B | August 10, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Cheap whore, don’t even wanna know what’s been in that hole of her already and even worse that shit that stayed,… definatley don’t need that!
Ok so to sum it up, she can’t act shit, she sounds retarded and could be patient zero of you name it (swine flu?),…
Transformers 1 and even more 2 was just pathetic,… especially her scenes. Some women actually left the preview because they found it totally embarrassing, degrading and shameless and well I actually agree it just wasn’t funny nor sexy it was just cheap.
If you’d ever ask yourself what’s wrong in the world,… freakin open your eyes some stupid whore like that makes more money than the average joe in his whole life just for some hot pants and fuckin around some set.
No one really likes her attitude, sure most wouldn’t mind fuckin her, well I would not like to. She’s totaly fake.
but yeah it’s the damn politicians and the society or the economy,… don’t bullshit a bullshitter! Asshole it’s you and you and even you there!
Wake up fucker, most likely your part of the shit you can’t stop complaining about. But please, continue to worship the golden calf (in whatever form you want, megan, paris, Lindsay,… whatever).
andy | August 10, 2009 at 5:19 pm
She had a exotic face, kinda ethnic but with blue eyes, with a broad nose and a lovely mouth. Now her nose is thin and her lips look swollen, and she looks like milley crusss´old daughter,like other million of girls
Alex | August 10, 2009 at 5:33 pm
Megan Fox is completely 100% smoking hot BUT I’m sick of that stupid pose she makes. Just smile and be yourself Megan, we know you’re fucking hot.
I’d drink her dirty bath water.
david | August 10, 2009 at 5:44 pm
#39-exotic? I don’t think so. she’s just a white chick with dark hair. vanessa hudgens is a bit more on the exotic side. She’s got the NATURALLY dark hair, NATURALLY dark skin, NATURALLY dark eyes, etc.. that’s what most guys like myself consider exotic. megan fox is just way overrated. i prefer angelina jolie, who’s hotter and more natural looking. this skank just tries too hard
Dread not | August 10, 2009 at 6:03 pm
Vanessa Hudgens is a VERY sexy and pretty girl. Megan Fox is a SMOLDERING, SEXY, SMOKIN’ HOT young WOMAN.
Mama Pinkus | August 10, 2009 at 6:19 pm
the chronic “I’m hot, everyone check me out” expression on her facy truly destroys her beauty
Kathleen | August 10, 2009 at 6:27 pm
Whoa, she’s definitely taking full advantage of plastic surgery
C*marie | August 10, 2009 at 6:50 pm
SHES SUCH A VIXEN MOVE OVER ANGELINA JOLIE UR NOT THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN ANYMORE!!MEGAN IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND SHE SURE IS A FOX.HOW IS SOMEONE CREATED INTO A GOD THAT SHE IS?I LOVE HER SHES A REAL WOMEN
angry fatties make me laugh | August 10, 2009 at 6:58 pm
#45, haha you sound like a chubber who lives her life thru celebrities. i imagine your room is full of posters of airbrushed girls that you one day hope to become, but wont because you’re too fucking lazy to exercise and have no willpower to stop stuffing your mouth with fatty food.
Huckleberry Hashimoto | August 10, 2009 at 7:11 pm
I agree with #1, he can fuck her all he wants. As for me, I’d sooner stick it in a garbage disposal.
ang | August 10, 2009 at 7:14 pm
Nah, Vanessa Hudgens is way hotter. And she doesn’t have to completely change her face with plastic surgery and eyebrow pencils to make her look amazing. I am so over Megan Fox
Acne Treatment | August 10, 2009 at 7:14 pm
She is pretty by herself, but next to Vanessa nop
Panic Anxiety Attacks | August 10, 2009 at 7:16 pm
VERY sexy and pretty girl wow