Here’s Megan Fox promoting the Transformers sequel in South Korea yesterday. If Dreamworks really wanted to score a publicity goldmine, they should’ve sent her into North Korea. Tell me Megan Fox couldn’t have easily disarmed Kim Jong Il. I don’t even own weapons, and I already want to whisper the location of my sharpest butter knife. Next to the sink.
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assman | June 10, 2009 at 1:29 pm
id hit it. im the assman.
angie | June 10, 2009 at 1:29 pm
shes hot no doubt… but i seems like she tries to hard….
Chuck Nunchuck | June 10, 2009 at 1:30 pm
I wish i had her body. On me i mean. Damn it, nevermind.
assman | June 10, 2009 at 1:30 pm
oh wowie wow wow wowzers. the assman was first too. im so ass.
Amy | June 10, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Damn I wish I looked like her! Instead, I look like Rachel Dratch…without the funny personality. :-(
A | June 10, 2009 at 1:33 pm
She looks ok for a woman I wonder what her brothers look like!!!!!
Boiiiiiiingggg!
Me and my cruising buddies used to find good looking chicks and try to meet their brothers all the time! Boy I love men!
Zanna | June 10, 2009 at 1:35 pm
Pic #5 – muy caliente.
chimichanga.
Zanna | June 10, 2009 at 1:35 pm
Pic #5 – muy caliente.
chimichanga.
RichPort's Ghost | June 10, 2009 at 1:57 pm
I don’t like the way she’s looking at me in picture 5… I’m not a piece of meat, dammit!
lizzy | June 10, 2009 at 1:57 pm
this woman is FLAWLESS, i can’t even take it. look at her fucking face, it’s ridiculous!
and #5 — you made me sad don’t say that! i doubt it’s true
bob | June 10, 2009 at 2:04 pm
She turns me off.
-BOB.
Fuck U | June 10, 2009 at 2:11 pm
Fuck that whore and her stupid fuckin tattoo.
Lain | June 10, 2009 at 2:12 pm
It’s all the eyes, people. If they were brown or black, or perhaps even hazel, we’d only find her half as attractive.
Mm | June 10, 2009 at 2:13 pm
Didn’t Kim Jong Il step down?
Zanna | June 10, 2009 at 2:13 pm
@10 I like the way she’s looking at you in # 5. She wants your carne en her boca.
jenni | June 10, 2009 at 2:14 pm
i don’t find her attractive anymore. she tries so hard and her face is starting to look really plastic-y.
Lain | June 10, 2009 at 2:14 pm
Also, it looks like she got a bunch of lip fillers! WTH? Perhaps it’s just the unusual grin she’s giving.
Fuck U | June 10, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Hey! What the fuck is up with that fags’ suit?
Are those stains? The whole suit is fucked!
Jim | June 10, 2009 at 2:19 pm
I’d fap to that. Wait, oh, ok, I just did.
Zanna | June 10, 2009 at 2:19 pm
Fuck U……why so angry, man?
Jorge "No Chin" Posada | June 10, 2009 at 2:23 pm
She would be able to negotiate the release of those two reporters in North Korea had she done the press junket there.
RichPort's Ghost | June 10, 2009 at 2:23 pm
Thanks Z… if this keeps (ahem) up, the buttons on my fly will become high velocity projectiles as they fly across the room…
JustJess | June 10, 2009 at 2:27 pm
Picture 6 = bad skin….
J | June 10, 2009 at 2:27 pm
Oh my fucking god, I am so sick of this talentless skank!
nun | June 10, 2009 at 2:36 pm
I love her.
-NUN.
nun | June 10, 2009 at 2:38 pm
I love her.
-NUN.
Kevin Bacon's money | June 10, 2009 at 2:41 pm
I think I’m turning japanese, I think I turning japanese, I really think so…
alex | June 10, 2009 at 2:43 pm
The coverage she gets is starting to be a little much. Every day it’s 3 or 4 articles about her. I can’t keep Beating off at that rate. This time the redness and burning is from too much tugging and not just from the herpes.
Funeral Guy | June 10, 2009 at 2:47 pm
I’m getting tired of this bitch. Let me know when she starts doing porn. (In about 6 months.)
___ | June 10, 2009 at 2:49 pm
#24, what does talent have to do with anything? Seriously.
Besides, she’s a 9.5. About 2 whole points higher than any woman you ever got.
Alex | June 10, 2009 at 3:12 pm
She is seriously SMOKING HOT. But check out the first pic again. Look closely at her face. You can totally see where the wrinkles and leathery-skin will be in about 10 years. She’s going to have, “Janice-Dickinson-face.”
minty | June 10, 2009 at 3:13 pm
i actually find her to be quite boring. i don’t think that she has much talent, her look has been done before, and i think that she has definitely had some “work” done. i don’t think we’ll remember who she was in 5 years from now.
Vince Lombardi | June 10, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Does anyone else appreciate the karma involved that Shia LaBarf has to spend the rest of his life with his hand shoved in his pocket for photo ops? Gonna make those drunken weekends on the beach in Tijuana a little more awkward now.
dmmd8686 | June 10, 2009 at 3:14 pm
from now on i will only date women who are as attractive as megan fox.
in related news, i’m going to die alone.
Sheena | June 10, 2009 at 3:15 pm
Meh.
Parker | June 10, 2009 at 3:25 pm
I want to twist my dick into her tight ass and blow a load in it.
Montana | June 10, 2009 at 3:56 pm
In other news, Kim Jong Il has announced that Megan Fox’s selfish refusal to “Do” North Korea is considered an act of war.
“I would mercilessly tap that ass in defense of our dignity”
the dick potato was quoted as saying…
Kelley | June 10, 2009 at 4:00 pm
I think her cheek implants are too big.
J | June 10, 2009 at 4:41 pm
#30, seriously…here’s hoping that the rest of the world is not as vapid and dumb as you obviously are.
Lloyd Johnson | June 10, 2009 at 4:42 pm
Kim Jong il is not really north Korea’s leader anymore, his son Kim Jong-un is but they haven’t made any official announcement. I think because he’s not quite up to the task of leading the country, considering their terrible economy and the fact the entire world is very uncomfortable with their nuclear program.
oh wait wrong blog…
I would hit that like Nick Hogan and a tree.
Zanna | June 10, 2009 at 4:52 pm
@40 – I thought Kim Jong-un said he was not interested in being his father’s successor, let alone politics?
shankyouverymuch | June 10, 2009 at 4:52 pm
Pic #5, sucking on that club-thumb – Yikes, those things are scary- don’t clubbies at all- :O(
Courtyardpigeon | June 10, 2009 at 5:04 pm
#11….it’s because you’re gay
This woman is one of the most striking creatures on the planet.
lori | June 10, 2009 at 5:17 pm
Nice smirk and fake tan combination. I guess when you don’t have any real talent, you’re prone to overdo it in other areas
lori | June 10, 2009 at 5:17 pm
Nice smirk and fake tan combination. I guess when you don’t have any real talent, you’re prone to overdo it in other areas
Lloyd Johnson | June 10, 2009 at 5:31 pm
41. Zanna – June 10, 2009 4:52 PM
@40 – I thought Kim Jong-un said he was not interested in being his father’s successor, let alone politics?
Nope Jong-un already has a position in the government and was being groomed for the position since last year (I think).
Kim Jong-chol was considered too fruity
Kim Jong-nam was a shoe-in but after the Disneyland fiasco he was out.
So it came down to one who was probably gay or one who tried to say he was Dominican so he could meet mickey mouse or the 25 year old. For this reason alone democracy kicks ass.
pics | June 10, 2009 at 5:37 pm
just proves that this trailer trash bitch is ugly.
mskittyvixn | June 10, 2009 at 5:37 pm
She’s cute, but she just tries too hard. For someone as pretty as her, it shouldn’t take so much effort.
Kudos, Megan– ya look good girl! Lay off the cutesy act and stop talking about being bi (which you’re probably making up for attention anyway). Try being yourself for once and then see how far you go…
Rich | June 10, 2009 at 5:47 pm
Picture 5 explains why she has a stub thumb
sella | June 10, 2009 at 5:50 pm
I’m starting to not find her as hot. I mean sure, she’s hot, but.. I donno. She is just kind of blah. There is nothing strikingly interesting about her, she is just simply a pretty looking girl and thats it.