Megan Fox does Paris
Here’s Megan Fox in Paris today as she continues the international promotional tour for Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. Does Shia LaBeouf even need to attend these shindigs? There’re only two things people care about in this movie: Giant robots fighting each other, and any scene where Megan’s character doesn’t speak. No, really, Shia’s part could’ve been played by a hamburger, and no one would be the wiser. In fact, I just wrote the third film right there: Transformers 3: Megan Fox Seductively Eats a Hamburger While Riding a Cement Mixer that Eventually Kickboxes a 747. Someone better get me a producer credit.