Megan Fox & Brian Austin Green: Who the hell knows?

March 9th, 2009 // 60 Comments

Despite calling off their engagement, Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green have still found time to have sleepovers and meet each for lunch like in these pics taken yesterday. Judging by Brian’s face, things didn’t go as he planned because that’s definitely the look of a man who’s got some masturbating in his future. And trust me, I know that look all too well; I roomed with Paul Reubens.

Fun Fact: The secret word was always “KNOCK!”

Photos: Flynet
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  1. Such a pretty girl, such ugly tattoos

  2. Frank N. Stein

    I heard she is a great knob gobbler.

  3. scat

    the guy in the back is the best part of all the photos. Rock on bro!

  4. bill victus

    wow, she has got such a bod!

  5. Man….fuck Brian Austin Green. That homie stole beats from us and shit! Beat jacker!

  6. Ricard0

    Who the hell cares?

  7. NATALIE

    WHERE THE F%#@ DOES SHE SHOP? FOREVER21?
    DOESNT SHE HAVE ANY TASTE?

  8. Jennah

    I like tattoos and all, but I do find it funny how everytime she seems to be wearing a long sleeved shirt she has to “show it off”.

    I think she was way more beautiful before the work was done.

  9. mermer

    Is she an amputee? Where the eff did her arm go?

  10. He is a full Jewish … … Is becoming a woman … … Completely and totally ugly, just like Jewish bitch Chelsea Handler maintains that advertising for the site …! E shitty show him how much you are paying people to advertise?

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