Now that Transformers had its premiere stateside, Megan Fox can stop pretending she isn’t having sex with Brian Austin Green. Here’s the two of them getting coffee yesterday morning, and I’m pretty sure I’d be grinning like a fool, too, if I was in this bastard’s shoes. How he’s not spiking a football and ordering a cup of “Fuck yeah, I banged Megan Fox!” is beyond me. Whatever happened to chivalry, dammit?
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wendy | June 24, 2009 at 3:26 pm
second!
LEE TANKLE | June 24, 2009 at 3:26 pm
I SAW THEM DO IT!!!!!!
wendy | June 24, 2009 at 3:27 pm
second
Dealer | June 24, 2009 at 3:34 pm
I wish they both would buy their drugs from me.
Ren | June 24, 2009 at 3:36 pm
I would fuck Brian Austin Green so hard, he’d have a heart attack. I don’t care that he’s almost 40. In fact, if Megan Fox would like to join, I’d have no objections….
Randal | June 24, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Summer always has that romantic tendency to bring old hearts back together again and it shows with Megan and Brian.
Brian, you’ve always worn your heart on your sleeve since you first appeared as a star on 90210 and continue to do so even as an adult star, which makes that very hard for Megan to resist.
Randal
Dark | June 24, 2009 at 3:37 pm
I like how they aren’t walking next to each other in any of the pictures. One is always behind the other lol
Rhialto | June 24, 2009 at 3:39 pm
We’re just pretending like we didn’t see this.*Covering the eyes with the hands but looking through the fingers.*
Anon123 | June 24, 2009 at 3:41 pm
Who cares? Its not like she’s gonna drop everything and fuck any of the nerdy guys spending their days posting on celeb gossip sights anyways
Nero | June 24, 2009 at 3:45 pm
I’m covering my glass eye with my hand and point my good eye all the way to the left!
Salem | June 24, 2009 at 3:48 pm
Love the hat Megan…. *snicker*
nunyobidnez | June 24, 2009 at 3:50 pm
I thought she said guys were dirty and nasty and that is why she would never do a bi-sexual woman. Why is she still banging some guy?
RichPort's Ghost | June 24, 2009 at 3:52 pm
I just wish he’d go back to makin’ hip hop classics…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asi_HlFL0vY
A bitter woman | June 24, 2009 at 3:53 pm
She looks fat. Hi, fatty.
uh | June 24, 2009 at 3:54 pm
Brian Austin Green is HOTTTT!!!!
I’d be doing him if I were Megan Fox.
Bill Chunkey | June 24, 2009 at 3:55 pm
what is the Michelle-Braun story??
Marketta | June 24, 2009 at 4:17 pm
I get a strong sub/dom vibe from these two.
Stuey | June 24, 2009 at 4:19 pm
Randal….really?
Anon123, hahaha, good one.
Ren, he is 35….that’s not almost 40. You can’t round up until he hits 36. I am trying to hang on to my lower 30′s age myself.
FromOutofFrakkinNoWhere | June 24, 2009 at 4:20 pm
Bastard, that was supposed to be my pie next.
Christina | June 24, 2009 at 4:22 pm
Megan is a fox? Does that mean Paris is a Weasel? And Kim is a Walrus?
april | June 24, 2009 at 4:25 pm
dang, he looks pretty good. never thought i’d say that.
superfluous | June 24, 2009 at 4:25 pm
This bitch ain’t that hot. What’s the big deal about her?
missywissy | June 24, 2009 at 4:32 pm
He looks hot. He definately ended as the one with the looks from all the 90210 people. I don’t care if he was a dork. Poor baby, he can come to mama anytime.
I googled her before pictures and what a difference a bunch of surgery makes. Even makes her pose way different. Like she picked out the Angelina Jolie microchip and had it implanted in her brain while they were working on her nose. Before she looked bubbly and down to earth. Now she’s just a carbon copy of somebody else (need I say who…. coughinghehehheAngelinaJolieheechcchhhhhhhh).
missywissy | June 24, 2009 at 4:34 pm
He’s like a straight Ricky Martin. yummmmmmmmmm
(sorry, but guys come on here talking about what they would do to girls if they could. I’m not even gonna go there)
Oliver | June 24, 2009 at 4:59 pm
MegMAN Fox is a manky piece of shit.
Zee Brat | June 24, 2009 at 5:01 pm
Well someone watches Make Me a Supermodel. Nice hat Megan.
alfalfa | June 24, 2009 at 5:15 pm
How do you know they were fucking? Maybe they were discussing the pros and cons of the Federal Reserve system
Sammy the Shank | June 24, 2009 at 5:20 pm
Didn’t realize that Fox has a fivehead or maybe even a sixhead, as the first photo shows (as opposed to a forehead). We almost have billboard space there.
Brian Hater | June 24, 2009 at 5:21 pm
Not a fan of teh Brian…
Megan on the other hand, spectacular!
http://bootelicious.mybrute.com
Megan Fox | June 24, 2009 at 5:49 pm
….”I’m currently what you would call single”…..
titsonsnack | June 24, 2009 at 6:06 pm
She is pretty but not worthy of the amount of insane attention she is getting lately. I see girls just as pretty/prettier than her every day.
dude | June 24, 2009 at 6:18 pm
ass shots please…..pointless spread without em….
hmmm | June 24, 2009 at 7:03 pm
whoever wrote this story sounds like a 12 yr old..”ordering a cup of fuck yah”???
yah u need to get laid buddy
sarah | June 24, 2009 at 7:41 pm
anyone else remember “one stop carnival”? aaaaaahahahhaa brian austin green u r a clown!!!
and so is ur “girlfriend”
suckerpunch | June 24, 2009 at 8:17 pm
sorry, but I think that Meagan Fox is just nasty. and not in the good way kind of “nasty”..
Max Planck | June 24, 2009 at 8:41 pm
Megan, Sammy Davis Jr. wants his hat back.
Pilatunes | June 24, 2009 at 9:16 pm
She’s hot but in a totally skanky way. Hideous tattoos and always sticking her tongue out.
@36 isn’t that Bing Crosby’s hat?
Anyway, motherfucker should eat a steak and hit the gym. I could have kicked his ass when I was 12 (in and out of bed).
RaraAvis | June 24, 2009 at 10:54 pm
She’s fucking him because he’s very, very good at it, not because they have a “relationship”. She’s made that pretty clear.
Martina | June 24, 2009 at 11:42 pm
I think Megan likes it in the ass, otherwise why would she bother with Brian?
boil treatment | June 25, 2009 at 12:21 am
I like how they aren’t walking its so romantic…
Jeff | June 25, 2009 at 1:26 am
The tongue thing is old, Meg.
captain america | June 25, 2009 at 2:19 am
A FAGGOT’S ANUS FEELS THE SAME WAY, folks.
ask him!!
Charley Kane | June 25, 2009 at 6:11 am
I hope a giant robots falls on them both.
Bliss | June 25, 2009 at 9:23 am
She’s always wearing funky hats – her style is soo different at movie premieres, where she wants to be as sexy as possible.
Bliss | June 25, 2009 at 9:23 am
She’s always wearing funky hats – her style is soo different at movie premieres, where she wants to be as sexy as possible.
jayla | June 25, 2009 at 12:33 pm
BAG is ridiculously hot, think he could pretty much bang Megan, Ashwira Rae, Angelina Ho-lie, me, and whatever other chick is deemed hottest, and he still would not be fazed.
You can ice my cake, Brian.
Shamoo | June 25, 2009 at 1:20 pm
Who the fuck is Brian Austin Green?
Happy | June 25, 2009 at 6:57 pm
Fox on the Green
jc | July 9, 2009 at 4:04 pm
In response to bitterwoman about Megan being fat….get a fucking life asshole she is probably a size two while ur probably a size TWENTY sitting at home with ur fat ass eating Ben and jerrys. so hi idiot! shut the fuck up. she is a human being you don’t need to say ridiculous hurtful things for no reason. GET A LIFE.
Randy Orton | July 24, 2009 at 6:48 pm
why does she date this bum?