Megan Fox bombs at the box office

September 20th, 2009 // 112 Comments

And it’s official: Megan Fox has the box office draw of a ham sandwich. Jennifer’s Body debuted this weekend in fifth place with an embarrassing gross of only $6.8 million, according to Box Office Mojo:

1. Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs – $30.1 million
2. The Informant! – $10.5 million
3. Tyler Perry’s I Can Do Bad All By Myself – $10 million
4. Love Happens – $8.45 million
5. Jennifer’s Body – $6.8 million

To put things in perspective, it lost to the second weekend of a Tyler Perry movie even after a 57% drop in ticket sales. That’s pretty fucking bad. Unless, of course, your name is Michael Bay then it’s pretty fucking awesome and an excuse to write “I told you” on the tip of your gigantic CGI boner.

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  1. HolyScaryBatman

    @39

    Are you Brian Green? I can’t imagine anyone caring this much otherwise…

  2. g stuff

    who cares about megan fox, look at that cool ass guy behind her

  3. PsyKo

    a bomb that bombs… the irony.

  4. Jolie

    The movie is actually quite good, way better than anything I’ve seen her in before. I’m not a fan of hers but I actually believe now she can act, when given the right part and script. Basically she should only play superficial bitchy demonic murderers and we’re good.

    Diablo Cody is a fantastic writer, the movie is like a modern Heathers with demonic sacrifice.

  5. too bad for Megan Fox, eventually she’ll have to actually do some acting at which point she’ll be done for; but it looks she may have escaped career destruction for a least a little while longer…

  6. sssss

    the dialog is literally a compilation of quotes that 31 year old woman thinks a teenager sounds like.

  7. wanna be me?

    I can look like Elizabeth Taylor i just need a little surgery…. won’t someone help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No one can look pretty unless they had surgery…. help me……….I can be a star and I hate megan

  8. FRED JACKSON

    FANTASTIC LOOKING

  9. FRED JACKSON

    FANTASTIC LOOKING

  10. FRED JACKSON

    FANTASTIC LOOKING

  11. Ol Hank

    You would think after all the mouthing off she has done about the abilities of a certain director and his movies, she would able to deliver. Obviously she has not. She has only proven what I have thought for a long time – the only reason she mouths off is because she is hot. She has not talent whatsoever. She is 100% reliant on her looks.

  12. She cannot act at all. Transformers was an abomination. I wish Michael Bay would also go away.

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