Megan Fox: Because I love America

March 22nd, 2009 // 73 Comments

One time Megan Fox went out in public without flashing her cleavage. That day was September 11, 2001. (If you ignore all pertinent facts about her age, career and international terrorism.)

Have YOU forgotten?

Photos: Fame, Flynet
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  1. Tattooed NOT Slut

    I think she’s very pretty, she may be the best actress but I’ve seen worse. I’ve also seen fatter and uglier girls with their tits hanging out but when you criticize them your discriminating against fat people.

    OH and she’s a slut, biker bar white trash because she has tattoos? please. Come on y’all jealousy is a terrible disease.

  2. Tattooed NOT Slut

    I think she’s very pretty, she may be not the best actress but I’ve seen worse. I’ve also seen fatter and uglier girls with their tits hanging out but when you criticize them your discriminating against fat people.

    OH and she’s a slut, biker bar white trash because she has tattoos? please. Come on y’all jealousy is a terrible disease.

  3. Mal

    I ain’t trying to say she ain’t gorgeous, ok. And I couldn’t give a shit less about her tattoos.

    But what the FUCK is she wearing? good lord.

  4. rekk

    Damn, this girl has no fashion sense at all! Just like Lindsay Lohan with even LESS relevancy!

  5. Arioch

    HAI GUYZ.

    THIS GIRL IS A SLUT! SHE HAZ TATOOZ. AND SHE LOOKZ LIK ANGELINA JOLIE BUT GROSSERER AND TATTOOOEDERER.

    GROSS, OMG.

    oh but hai guyz i’d rip her ass to shredz becuase only a reel man likes assholes and only a real mans makes commentz that he herd from hiz friendz and pron abott ladiez! fcuk yah! my momz a hoar to!!!!

    ::fire bombs entire comment section::

  6. meeeeeeee

    she is so fucking hot, you cant deny that, you just cant………

  7. WoW! What an outfit! blood have to be constantly rushing to B.A.G’s little head….

  8. Penis

    I would get her on all fours, lather up that snatch with my tongue, and then slam my way into her with brute force. I’d pump her so hard she’s scream in pain .. then I unload in her.

    Or not…….

  9. Penis Jones

    I would get her on all fours, lather up that snatch with my tongue, and then slam my way into her with brute force. I’d pump her so hard she’s scream in pain .. then I unload in her.

    Or not…….

  10. CakeSniffer

    Wow, another picture of this skeezer walking around in dilapidated jeans. She’s hot, but she’d need to be about 2.5x as hot as she is to justify these boring, boring pictures day after day after day.

  11. TO #13

    to #13

    AHAHAHA… yeh you WISH you looked like a “hotter” version of her, as if there were such a thing. loser!

  12. Skiddles

    She’s losing her hair..

  13. Skiddles

    She’s losing her hair..

  14. Marie

    People, please stop insulting Angelina Jolie by comparing this slutty looking girl to her. When Angelina was this woman’s age she was already being nominated and winning an OSCAR. AS FOR THE BEAUTY COMPARISON, this girl has a horse long face, look at her nose.UGLY, UGLY. Angie’s face has no comparison. She’s GORGEOUS.

  15. Barry O

    Get current, Fish. It’s not called “terrorism” by the White House, but “man-made disasters”.

    I’d man-made disaster all over her ass.

  16. Lemmy Caution

    There’s a reason they scrub subway cars with lye to remove graffiti.

    Get a clue, peeps. Tats strictly for junkyard trash, or the seedy section of the Bronx.

  17. SillyPanda

    Ok, I think most will agree and say this girl is pretty/hot, or whatever. No doubt. But she has terrible taste in clothes! I mean, who puts an outfit like this together and walks out the front door?! Maybe she thinks she’s good-looking enough to pull this off, but NO ONE can wear this outfit and look good.

    She always chooses awful shoes to go with her ensemble. Tragic, really, that a girl this pretty can’t dress decent to save her life.

  18. alessandra

    She is ugly!! adriana lima and monica bellucci are beautiful women, sexier and prettier than her! she is just an overrated bitch!

  19. alessandra

    She is ugly!! adriana lima and monica bellucci are beautiful women, sexier and prettier than her! she is just an overrated bitch!

  20. YouAreJustJealous

    Megan Fox is HOT.
    no matter how you bash her appearance and how you dislke her and all, she is still hotter than you jealous people.

  21. lp

    what’s wrong with tattoos and big boobs? and how is megan fox less relevant than lohan? she actually gets work. and my boyfriend shia digs her, so she must be babely in the brain department too. i love that she’s enraging everyone with her grandma gear.

  22. Yank and wank they rhyme for a reason

    ugly shoes and trashy tattoos. Pretty face though.

  23. This is the kind of girl I was with my grandfather! Not the kind only for the dates dinner or something! If there is something wrong with these dates!

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