In the hustle and bustle of the UK premiere of Transformers, Megan Fox unknowingly blew off 11-year-old Harvey Kindlon (above) who was trying to give the actress a yellow rose. Since then, Kodak offered a $5,000 reward to find out the boy’s identity then plopped him on a plane to New York to try and meet Megan on Today Thursday. But, no stranger to screwing over young boys, Michael Jackson died crushing Harvey’s chance. Page Six reports:
But Fox was bumped after Michael Jackson’s death, and she’s since returned to LA. A source tells Page Six, “Kodak basically put this kid on a plane on the off-chance that he’d get to meet her. They never even confirmed with ‘Today.’ Now they’re offering him around for interviews. It’s exploitative and creepy.” A rep for “Today” says, “Harvey was never scheduled to appear and we don’t plan to have him on.”
Of course, there’s an easier solution for Harvey to meet Megan. All he has to do is stab Brian Austin Green to death leaving me no choice but to comfort Megan. (In the vagina.) Afterward, we’ll all play Rock Band and eat cookies. Yay! Doesn’t that sound like fun, champ? It sure does. Here’s a knife.