Megan Fox bails on ‘Roseboy’

June 29th, 2009 // 58 Comments

In the hustle and bustle of the UK premiere of Transformers, Megan Fox unknowingly blew off 11-year-old Harvey Kindlon (above) who was trying to give the actress a yellow rose. Since then, Kodak offered a $5,000 reward to find out the boy’s identity then plopped him on a plane to New York to try and meet Megan on Today Thursday. But, no stranger to screwing over young boys, Michael Jackson died crushing Harvey’s chance. Page Six reports:

But Fox was bumped after Michael Jackson’s death, and she’s since returned to LA. A source tells Page Six, “Kodak basically put this kid on a plane on the off-chance that he’d get to meet her. They never even confirmed with ‘Today.’ Now they’re offering him around for interviews. It’s exploitative and creepy.” A rep for “Today” says, “Harvey was never scheduled to appear and we don’t plan to have him on.”

Of course, there’s an easier solution for Harvey to meet Megan. All he has to do is stab Brian Austin Green to death leaving me no choice but to comfort Megan. (In the vagina.) Afterward, we’ll all play Rock Band and eat cookies. Yay! Doesn’t that sound like fun, champ? It sure does. Here’s a knife.

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  1. sensitive guy

    first.. or not…
    she’s SMOKING hot!!

  2. ToTellTheTruth

    But, no stranger to screwing over young boys, Michael Jackson died crushing Harvey’s chance

    …suck a dick asswipe…

  3. sensitive guy

    and by HOT… i mean that dress is ABSURDLY sexy… and… is that a nipple outline I see? Holy shit.. now I’M an 11-year-old boy….

  4. cv

    Poor kid he is better off, getting a VD at his age would not be good.

  5. Steeevil

    In the top 10! Go MF!

  6. John

    She’s gross.

  7. uh

    @1 and 3

    Haha, I love how your name is “sensitive guy”. That’s hilarious.

  8. bakinmycake

    tramp stamp puts her behind ellen on the hotness scale

    Although Ellen would prefer to be behind her.

  9. bribios

    Nope, sorry. That Michael Jackson line was funny.

  10. uh

    Stop lying and saying she’s not hot. That’s just ridiculous and a lie. I’m a straight girl and I acknowledge that she’s smoking hot.

  11. CaptainMorgan

    Looks like she’s tucked her flap-jack-pancake tits into a proper push up bra. Those things will touch her toes by the time she’s 29. Sad….but true.

    BTW – I’d rather have Isabel Lucas…you guys can fight over this skank. She’s all yours.

  12. misty

    She’s not hot. I’m a straight girl as well and can very much appreciate the beauty of another woman. However, Megan Fox is not even close to being beautiful, much less hot. She’s trashy and sleazy looking. And the fact that she willingly took place in turning a kids movie into something “sexy” makes her even more trashy and sleazy. Now, I can appreciate sex in the movies (in fact I like it very much) when it’s in an ADULT movie. Transformers was for kids and should have remained for kids. I can only imagine what the second movie is going to entail. I’m not a tight-ass and sex is my favorite hobby, don’t get me wrong. But I am a mother and I’m sick of having my 9 year old and 11 year old seeing sex or suggestive material thrown into movies where it does not belong. There are no truly beautiful actresses anymore. Only trash.

  13. Well, it was money well spent on Kodak’s part. Since they are no longer in the business of making cameras, this marketing campaign has made me totally aware of their newfound direction as Make-A-Wish Foundation for kids who really never had a shot in the first place. Where were you when I was 12, Kodak? That girl from “Small Wonder” totally would have hooked up with me.

  14. misty

    Thank you.

  15. james

    shes hott soo it olivia munn

  16. james

    shes hott soo is olivia munn

  17. Name (required):

    Dear Superficial Writer,
    Why do you post a hot piece of ass like Megan Fox (with her B00BIES hanging out), yet I can’t enjoy it because I have an over-plump fat bitch to the left that looks like a deformed blueberry and a chick on the right that looks bangable, but is probably slimmed down by airbrushing.
    I hate you.

  18. Areyoukiddingmerightnow?

    Uh huh….yeah…unknowingly my ass. How could she NOT see that big, fat yellow rose in her face. She’s a snobby bitch.

  19. sensitive guy

    hey number 7…. glad you got the irony … see – I use humor and irony… I’m THAT sensitive :)

  20. One L

    Why is she making that face?

  21. Marie

    Did she get a boob job? Cause not long ago, she had sad, tiny, little and very unperky tities…

  22. Amy

    I’d bail on that fat little kid too.

  23. Good! little Tubby deserve it… she didnt do anything for a rose,,,kid looks creepy! ill bet she saw that kid miles away…

  24. Mr. S

    #17. Name (required): You think the chick on the right look bangable? Whoa.

    Standards dude. Standards.

  25. uh

    @19

    No, I was seriously laughing at your joke. It looked like I was being a bitch in writing, but I that wasn’t what I meant.

  26. His Huge Greatness Himself

    This proves that Megan Fox is just like me a human being.Despite that there’re people who worship us like gods.We’ve feelings just as anybody else.

  27. Name (required):

    @24: Bangable. Not saying she’s not. She looks like a fucking supermodel compared to that fat tub o’ lard on the left of my screen.

  28. Gando

    She’ll probably get down to the boy as soon she’s in the neighborhood.

  29. David

    She’s hot! Annnddd it looks like shes being dragged… not intentionally blowing off the chubster.

  30. Mr.T

    megan fox is so hot and i want to have sex with her.

  31. Mr.T

    megan fox is so hot and i want to have sex with her.

  32. Bee

    I rather enjoyed the blow to Michael Jackson. If I was a kid trying to meet that hottie, even for a fucking second, there is no chance I would let a Pop King stand in the way of me humping her leg on the Today show..

    …Yes that’s right, ON TELEVISION! THANKS SUPERFICIAL WRITER :D

  33. dude_on

    Obesity is now packaged entertainment. Rome was no where near this far gone when they went over the edge. … next thing you know people will flock to arenas to see a mental patient lip sync to distorted/synthesized vocals. Okay, that one is way out there.

    Megan has every right to be a bitch. Pretty people have no obligation to take tokens from the little people, so I don’t fault her for blowing the kid off. I would just prefer to see her naked soon so we can get it over with and move on.

  34. Why encourage the Little Dude? There is no way he’s going to get to 2nd base with Megan!
    He should have tackled her… then he would have something to brag about and maybe get a “quick feel” before the bodyguards ascended on him!
    Why not? They can’t beat kids can they and he would be the Class Hero the next day!
    …just sayin

  35. Christina

    She’s a skinny white bitch.

  36. captain america

    another ass kisser?
    YEP FOLKS, she is!!

  37. Kristen

    That’s not an 11 year old kid, thats Scott Baio in a fat suit.

  38. sally

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  39. Talentless, tacky, tattooed tart.

  40. squidbritches

    I bet if he’d glued a few $100 bills on the end of that rose, she would sure as hell have noticed. Kid learned a valuable lesson about women,

  41. mikeock

    Cunt.

  42. CakeSnifferer

    Screw that kid. I mean, who knows, he may be a nice enough kid but he’s entitled to nothing. I’m not even a big fan of hers, but I back her; if I step out and I’m trying to get from point A to point B and people are getting in my way and thrusting random crap at me from out of the dark, screw that – I’m not stopping.

  43. "

    I second seconds suggestion.

  44. Deckard

    Replicants have a very hard time processing unusual and random events – so we threw this kid at her with a rose to test her response. However, this pleasure model is particularly stupid, as she’s unable to process the event at all.

    I’ve witnessed this skin job having trouble figuring out how to open doors. My theory is that she is of the first generation Nexus. Their core tends to shut down at the slightest “problem” that would involve thinking. That is why her eyes are so vacant and she has that default smile that is devoid of any trace of thought whatsoever. Her emulation software allows her to recite lines of dialogue from her limited memory, but don’t expect any emoting or “acting”.

  45. jr.

    one thing for sure,the boy was given her a rose,she a star that depens on people watching her movies, she belongs to the public,i know its hard for them to see everything around them so many people.and good for kodak,helping out a little boy,remember stars today on a cloud tomorrow you never know,so pay attention.let people love you or even dream about you,dont be so full of your slefs.

  46. jr.

    one thing for sure,the boy was given her a rose,she a star that depens on people watching her movies, she belongs to the public,i know its hard for them to see everything around them so many people.and good for kodak,helping out a little boy,remember stars today on a cloud tomorrow you never know,so pay attention.let people love you or even dream about you,dont be so full of your slefs.

  47. jr.

    one thing for sure,the boy was given her a rose,she a star that depens on people watching her movies, she belongs to the public,i know its hard for them to see everything around them so many people.and good for kodak,helping out a little boy,remember stars today on a cloud tomorrow you never know,so pay attention.let people love you or even dream about you,dont be so full of your slefs.

  48. derek

    She is such a worthless piece of shit. That orange cunt is not worthy of wiping that kids ass.

    Tacky nasty cow.

  49. ya

    I don’t like her (or i’m undecided) but Kodak need to back the fuck up. How dare they use this situation for their gain. I’m sorry but she has the right to meet or not meet whoever the fuck she pleases, and was obviously just going along with the ‘aww i’d accept it if I knew, if I saw you again’ to be polite, meaning AT THE TIME, but TOO BAD.
    They have really really fucked me off with this. Offering to fly him and turn it into some big publicity thing, fuck them for being so desperate and trying to get celebrities to go along with their little publicity stunts. This reminds me of the Dr Pepper and Guns N Roses fiasco, FUCK ADVERTISING, it sucks worse than any desperate whore-faced trying too hard celebrity

  50. DCMikeRotch

    She’s so tired and overexposed. Like a bihintual Kate +8.

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