Megan Fox available for Show & Tell

February 26th, 2009 // 120 Comments

Megan Fox stopped by the school of Brian Austin Green’s son this morning. She also spent the night at his house, but don’t worry, she’s still single. This is the classic Goodbye Sex then Stop by the Kid’s School for Show & Tell maneuver. I’ve done it a hundred times myself. – - Okay, not really, but just once it’d be nice if somebody asked. I’ve got feelings too, you know? And a penis. I mean *sniff*

Photos: Flynet

  1. breaking up is hard

    Why are her Titaaays soo far apart? It’s like they had a huge fight and refuse to be together

  2. mimi

    I am not impressed I wake up in the middle of the night to take my second shit and look better than that and I have REAL breasts!

  3. plump lips are better

    I just realized how thin her natural lips really are. She looks so diffrent with smaller lips. I liked it better when she injected them.

  4. Her outfit would look fanstastic right next to my shower…

  5. mmd

    shes pretty, but nothing great

  6. Darth

    This is one hot looking smoothie and i bet she bangs like a turbo boosted vokswagen!

  7. Darth

    Btw,boo!

  8. Nome

    Linda demais !! … Ela é um absurdo de tão gata.

  9. sote

    she’s hot.. she should dump his ass for good! now!

  10. gotmilk?

    um i have those same thumbs.

    http://alfparelli.wordpress.com/

  11. PunkA

    She is overrated trailer park trash. Not real talented, and not hot without make up. Her only redeeming quality is that she is slutty, which I totally appreciate.

  12. sophie

    Okay, so maybe her tattoos aren’t the greatest choices she’s made and maybe she could be more classy in her attire, but I’ll just have to assume all people are haters to say this girl isn’t HOT!

    And to #65! Thanks for the laugh!

  13. sandre

    Wow, she looks a lot better without the cake-face! She should stick to this look (make-up wise). What a beauty!

  14. Does this woman ever NOT look good??

  15. morgan

    Nooooo, my penis just exploded.

  16. B-

    average pretty girl with lots of plastic surgery

  17. KGB girl

    hei #93 I’m not jealous.
    I have no problem admitting that Adriana Lima, Freida Pinto or Doutzen Cruz are beautiful and sexy. I would not want any of them to live next door.
    Ms. Fox and her surgically enhanced face will never make me jealous.
    I don’t envy bad skin with large pores, collagen lips and fake noses. I also don’t envy tattoes on forearms.

  18. all hollywood babes

    I’ve had rhinoplasty, liposuction
    Breast augmentation, hip reduction
    I look five years younger
    And two stone lighter
    My breasts appear perter
    My tummy’s tighter
    The finishing touches
    To ‘The Whole New Me’
    A brand new boyfriend and
    Vaginoplasty

  19. Hates Dirty Whores

    Everyone in Hollywood knows she’s a dirty whore. She got fucked up the ass so much in order to get her role in Transformers…she constantly looks like she has been banged to the max, she’s a full on dirty filthy skanky whore.

  20. I think she’s pretty, but in these pictures, she looks like she’s acting really fake.

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