Megan Fox stopped by the school of Brian Austin Green’s son this morning. She also spent the night at his house, but don’t worry, she’s still single. This is the classic Goodbye Sex then Stop by the Kid’s School for Show & Tell maneuver. I’ve done it a hundred times myself. – - Okay, not really, but just once it’d be nice if somebody asked. I’ve got feelings too, you know? And a penis. I mean *sniff*
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shes pretty!
shes pretty!
Show & Tell? What she showed off her fake tits and skank tats?
Tattoos are ugly.
She is in Transformers movie about robots. He is in Terminator TV show about robots.
You just can’t mess with a twist of fate like that.
hate her clothes :S
Tattoos suck!
very hot but whats up with her migit thumbs???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
i think the idiot needs more tattoos.
Who’s the dude in the third pick?
yummy yummy i would marry her
yummy yummy i would marry her
she’s looking pretty damn thin
almost Lohan-esque
Those fuckin shoes with that outfit….. seriously?
is that a little 5 oclock shadow on her stache area in the last photooo??
I think she is the most sexy celebrity, so there are so many men are talking about her at ____MillionaireLoving. C O M____ forum, they are interested in posting her naked photos and private news.
Can’t say I’m a fan of the excessive tattooing, but I do like the natural look and don’t think I’ve seen her looking as pretty as she does in these shots.
this may sound crazy but has she always had that beauty mark above her lip? (like Marilyn Monroe)
She shouldn’t go out en pointe like that.
She has such a hot body and face…it’s too bad she has all of those nasty tattoos. It just makes her look trashy. What a waste…
Isn’t it sad to know none of us will ever get to f uck her.
Worst tattoo and placement ever!
Women should not get forearm tattoos.
No woman is hot enough to make it work. Case in point: Megan Fox.
This girl makes me want to turn into a lesbian. Ugh! When is she gonig to dump Brian Loser Green?
pretty face, ugly outfit.
Is Brian Austin Green’s son Korean or something? What the hell kind of school is that?
wtf? she’s so cute but that tattoo sucks!
O la la,this is one tasty looking hottie. . . I like coffee in big cups.
She’s hot but her boob job is lousy. They look really fake when their not pushed together.
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I figured it out!
She hasn’t caked on the heavy racoon eye makeup!
That’s why she looks better than usual!
Now, I don’t think I have high standards at all but let’s suppose that I was at this party just hanging out with my friends and all of a sudden Megan Fox walks in and starts flirting with me.
I would flirt back of course but that’s about it. Even if she tells me she wants to make out/have sex I wouldn’t accept.
She’s highly, overrated, has an average face with weird eyebrows that she plucks the shit out off (or has gotten laser hair removal) and she has short stubby legs.
No ty.
She’s so hot those tattoos don’t even matter. I can barely even see them.
Who the fuck goes to their boyfriend’s kids’ school dressed in platform shoes with their lace underwear and hip tattoos hanging out? Yeah, she’s hot as hell, but she has no frigging class. This is the kind of chick who would tell cock jokes at the dinner table the first time you brought her home to meet the parents.
Creeper principal in pics 3 + 4
I don’t like her but I like tattoos. They dont ruin anything.
I don’t like her but I like tattoos. They dont ruin anything.
She looks like she has the shortest legs on earth
@35
HAHAHHAHAH that guy is totally creeping.
there are so many sub-par girls that are trashy hot because of skinniness, dyed hair and tattoos. does not age well.
She’s hot, but boy am I getting sick of fake plastic titties.
She should have gotten a leg transplants instead of those horrid looking fake tits.
I didn’t think much of it except her shoes, but now that you all mention it, she IS trashy! Good thing she’s good looking otherwise she’d be fucked! Maybe she does it on purpose, ya know, when people say “I [do this unattractive thing] otherwise I’d have to beat them off with a stick”?
She wore that to the school? Did she show them her tits as well?
the boy is Korean or something? Why the school door has signs written in Korean?
Y’know I think her tattoo’s look great and I think she looks hot. Also a little side note here: I can bet money and win that none of you pathetic losers would ever get a girl half as pretty as Megan. So before you say tattoo’s suck, I would rather be a hot chick with tattoo’s instead of anyone of you judgmental M.F’s.
SHOW AND TELL
I SHOWED HER MY PENIS AND SHE TOLD THE POLICE
SHOW AND TELL
I SHOWED HER MY PENIS AND SHE TOLD THE POLICE
Gotta love just a hint of a thong showing. Nice, Megan. Wish you’d get rid of the ridiculous Marilyn Monroe tat on the forearm. Hideous.
@46 – i’ve had hotter. you lose.