Megan Fox available for Show & Tell

February 26th, 2009 // 120 Comments

Megan Fox stopped by the school of Brian Austin Green’s son this morning. She also spent the night at his house, but don’t worry, she’s still single. This is the classic Goodbye Sex then Stop by the Kid’s School for Show & Tell maneuver. I’ve done it a hundred times myself. – - Okay, not really, but just once it’d be nice if somebody asked. I’ve got feelings too, you know? And a penis. I mean *sniff*

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Comments (120)

  1. roxi | February 26, 2009 at 5:15 pm

    shes pretty!

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  2. roxi | February 26, 2009 at 5:16 pm

    shes pretty!

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  3. Sportsdvl | February 26, 2009 at 5:17 pm

    Show & Tell? What she showed off her fake tits and skank tats?

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  4. Richard McBeef | February 26, 2009 at 5:17 pm

    Tattoos are ugly.

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  5. California Red | February 26, 2009 at 5:19 pm

    She is in Transformers movie about robots. He is in Terminator TV show about robots.

    You just can’t mess with a twist of fate like that.

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  6. La Bella Vita | February 26, 2009 at 5:20 pm

    hate her clothes :S

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  7. Max Planck | February 26, 2009 at 5:22 pm

    Tattoos suck!

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  8. madmex | February 26, 2009 at 5:24 pm

    very hot but whats up with her migit thumbs???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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  9. juniper | February 26, 2009 at 5:24 pm

    i think the idiot needs more tattoos.

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  10. Yes Please | February 26, 2009 at 5:25 pm

    Who’s the dude in the third pick?

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  11. Darth | February 26, 2009 at 5:30 pm

    yummy yummy i would marry her

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  12. Darth | February 26, 2009 at 5:31 pm

    yummy yummy i would marry her

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  13. JJ | February 26, 2009 at 5:38 pm

    she’s looking pretty damn thin

    almost Lohan-esque

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  14. Obi Wan | February 26, 2009 at 5:41 pm

    Those fuckin shoes with that outfit….. seriously?

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  15. ellie | February 26, 2009 at 5:46 pm

    is that a little 5 oclock shadow on her stache area in the last photooo??

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  16. kitty | February 26, 2009 at 5:48 pm

    I think she is the most sexy celebrity, so there are so many men are talking about her at ____MillionaireLoving. C O M____ forum, they are interested in posting her naked photos and private news.

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  17. Maximus | February 26, 2009 at 5:50 pm

    Can’t say I’m a fan of the excessive tattooing, but I do like the natural look and don’t think I’ve seen her looking as pretty as she does in these shots.

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  18. cowgirl | February 26, 2009 at 5:51 pm

    this may sound crazy but has she always had that beauty mark above her lip? (like Marilyn Monroe)

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  19. Chris | February 26, 2009 at 5:52 pm

    She shouldn’t go out en pointe like that.

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  20. Fat Chicks Suck | February 26, 2009 at 5:58 pm

    She has such a hot body and face…it’s too bad she has all of those nasty tattoos. It just makes her look trashy. What a waste…

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  21. Delgo | February 26, 2009 at 5:58 pm

    Isn’t it sad to know none of us will ever get to f uck her.

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  22. Thor | February 26, 2009 at 6:02 pm

    Worst tattoo and placement ever!

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  23. damnstraight | February 26, 2009 at 6:03 pm

    Women should not get forearm tattoos.

    No woman is hot enough to make it work. Case in point: Megan Fox.

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  24. Anon-E-Mouse | February 26, 2009 at 6:04 pm

    This girl makes me want to turn into a lesbian. Ugh! When is she gonig to dump Brian Loser Green?

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  25. vanessa | February 26, 2009 at 6:06 pm

    pretty face, ugly outfit.

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  26. Gary Fuckbuttons | February 26, 2009 at 6:06 pm

    Is Brian Austin Green’s son Korean or something? What the hell kind of school is that?

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  27. ELLY | February 26, 2009 at 6:16 pm

    wtf? she’s so cute but that tattoo sucks!

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  28. Darth | February 26, 2009 at 6:21 pm

    O la la,this is one tasty looking hottie. . . I like coffee in big cups.

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  29. Ali Knievel | February 26, 2009 at 6:23 pm

    She’s hot but her boob job is lousy. They look really fake when their not pushed together.

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  30. sophie | February 26, 2009 at 6:29 pm

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  31. Photoshop Police | February 26, 2009 at 6:30 pm

    I figured it out!

    She hasn’t caked on the heavy racoon eye makeup!

    That’s why she looks better than usual!

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  32. Mr.Anderson | February 26, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    Now, I don’t think I have high standards at all but let’s suppose that I was at this party just hanging out with my friends and all of a sudden Megan Fox walks in and starts flirting with me.

    I would flirt back of course but that’s about it. Even if she tells me she wants to make out/have sex I wouldn’t accept.

    She’s highly, overrated, has an average face with weird eyebrows that she plucks the shit out off (or has gotten laser hair removal) and she has short stubby legs.

    No ty.

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  33. Holyfuck | February 26, 2009 at 6:38 pm

    She’s so hot those tattoos don’t even matter. I can barely even see them.

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  34. caligrrl | February 26, 2009 at 6:41 pm

    Who the fuck goes to their boyfriend’s kids’ school dressed in platform shoes with their lace underwear and hip tattoos hanging out? Yeah, she’s hot as hell, but she has no frigging class. This is the kind of chick who would tell cock jokes at the dinner table the first time you brought her home to meet the parents.

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  35. Androo | February 26, 2009 at 6:46 pm

    Creeper principal in pics 3 + 4

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  36. bop | February 26, 2009 at 6:48 pm

    I don’t like her but I like tattoos. They dont ruin anything.

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  37. bop | February 26, 2009 at 6:48 pm

    I don’t like her but I like tattoos. They dont ruin anything.

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  38. insomnie | February 26, 2009 at 6:52 pm

    She looks like she has the shortest legs on earth

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  39. Justin Moore-Brown | February 26, 2009 at 6:52 pm

    @35

    HAHAHHAHAH that guy is totally creeping.

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  40. b | February 26, 2009 at 6:53 pm

    there are so many sub-par girls that are trashy hot because of skinniness, dyed hair and tattoos. does not age well.

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  41. Funeral Guy | February 26, 2009 at 6:56 pm

    She’s hot, but boy am I getting sick of fake plastic titties.

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  42. tanya | February 26, 2009 at 7:00 pm

    She should have gotten a leg transplants instead of those horrid looking fake tits.

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  43. Valerie | February 26, 2009 at 7:01 pm

    I didn’t think much of it except her shoes, but now that you all mention it, she IS trashy! Good thing she’s good looking otherwise she’d be fucked! Maybe she does it on purpose, ya know, when people say “I [do this unattractive thing] otherwise I’d have to beat them off with a stick”?

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  44. Adam | February 26, 2009 at 7:06 pm

    She wore that to the school? Did she show them her tits as well?

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  45. First Tim | February 26, 2009 at 7:06 pm

    the boy is Korean or something? Why the school door has signs written in Korean?

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  46. MsPriss | February 26, 2009 at 7:08 pm

    Y’know I think her tattoo’s look great and I think she looks hot. Also a little side note here: I can bet money and win that none of you pathetic losers would ever get a girl half as pretty as Megan. So before you say tattoo’s suck, I would rather be a hot chick with tattoo’s instead of anyone of you judgmental M.F’s.

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  47. ZOMBIE FAN | February 26, 2009 at 7:10 pm

    SHOW AND TELL

    I SHOWED HER MY PENIS AND SHE TOLD THE POLICE

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  48. ZOMBIE FAN | February 26, 2009 at 7:10 pm

    SHOW AND TELL

    I SHOWED HER MY PENIS AND SHE TOLD THE POLICE

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  49. Harry | February 26, 2009 at 7:15 pm

    Gotta love just a hint of a thong showing. Nice, Megan. Wish you’d get rid of the ridiculous Marilyn Monroe tat on the forearm. Hideous.

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  50. p0nk | February 26, 2009 at 7:20 pm

    @46 – i’ve had hotter. you lose.

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