According to U.S. Customs, Ryan Alexander Jenkins has been bumped up from “person of interest” to “potential suspect” in the murder of Jasmine Fiore, but he’s apparently already slipped into Canada on foot. TMZ reports:
Here’s what we know straight from the Whatcom County Sheriff’s Dept. in Washington State, which is just over the border from Canada:
- Yesterday evening a witness reported seeing someone matching Jenkins’ description driving a black BMW SUV (we know he owned one) with a boat in tow in a marina which is extremely close to the Canadian border.
- A short time later deputies found the boat and the SUV abandoned.
- A manhunt then began for Jenkins by land, sea, and air, conducted by federal agents, deputies, cops, and Canadian authorities.
- They were unable to find Jenkins and now think that he literally made a run for the border — crossing over by foot.
Jesus. So far this guy probably banged Megan Hauserman on her reality show, won a quarter of a mil on I Love Money 3, murdered his stripper wife of two months for texting her ex and successfully eluded law enforcement officials in a foot race for the Canadian border. Sounds like someone’s having the best year EVER!
devilsrain | August 20, 2009 at 10:16 am
This sucks
Isaac | August 20, 2009 at 10:27 am
What an ass! I can’t believe he’s ruined two shows!
reelpretty | August 20, 2009 at 10:29 am
Ain’t Reality TV grand?
Viv | August 20, 2009 at 10:30 am
The plot thickens
Publicity stunt?
keijo | August 20, 2009 at 10:32 am
cool
Name No | August 20, 2009 at 10:36 am
Close the borders! No more crazy Canadians!
Al | August 20, 2009 at 10:39 am
I think all this is part of a reality show he is doing. “The working title is The Fugitive.” O.J. Simpson is the host.
Sneaky | August 20, 2009 at 10:43 am
Yeah, close the borders…. we’ll keep our water, gas, electricity, and other valueble resourses for ourselves!
Name No…. You’re a RETARD!
Mimiron | August 20, 2009 at 10:45 am
At least he has chicken…
LEEEEERRRRROOOOYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
Barking Bud | August 20, 2009 at 10:46 am
Let’s turn this story into a movie starring: Matt LeBlanc!!
autoverkopen | August 20, 2009 at 10:50 am
http://www.autosverkopen.nl/ “> Auto Verkopen Inkoop
Josh | August 20, 2009 at 11:00 am
RUN, MAN. RUN!!!!
Name No | August 20, 2009 at 11:01 am
It was a JOKE a*hole. Man, you Canadians are Touchy!
Al | August 20, 2009 at 11:10 am
Sneaky –
After Celine Dion, Canadians are lucky we haven’t shut down the border entirely.
We will make you a deal. Take her back and we will allow you to import spell check programs. Deal?
sweete like salsa | August 20, 2009 at 11:10 am
the man killed a stripper…. so what?
i think we should be thanking him. the dumb btch and stripper population is getting out of control anyway.
elk | August 20, 2009 at 11:11 am
A true national hero to the masses if there ever was one, eh? Maybe not. Hopefully he’ll wander onto the property of some woodsmen and they’ll beat his face in with a rusty pipe and feed him to their pet bears. Bears are our greatest threat, you know? If he made a run for the border before he literally made a run for the border, you can probably find him taking a dump somewhere or shopping for new pants.
Wes | August 20, 2009 at 11:13 am
lol i mean really… who care’s? jus one less bimbo i gotta hear about on the news
Crusty | August 20, 2009 at 11:15 am
I love visiting Canada and have many Canadian friends but you’re right, Name No, they’re a touchy bunch. I believe it comes from having an inferiority complex for oh, about 100 years.
Anyway, this tool of an escapee managed to walk across one of the most porous borders in the world. No need to gives him props for that. Many of us would unknowingly wander back and forth between the U.S. and Canada if we were hiking along several points of that border.
They’ll catch him and when they do, he’ll be brought to justice.
Name No | August 20, 2009 at 11:28 am
I have full faith that the Mounties will catch this poser/murderer. Go Canada!
Jon | August 20, 2009 at 11:30 am
Canadians arrrrrre really touchy, it comes from wanting to be American so much and not willing to admit it. Oh and yes Im a canuk for the insane assholes who will try to distort or deny my true statement. As for this guy, we’ll catch him and send him back (its not like escaping into mexico, like I said, we’re basically unofficial states) but sadly we don’t allow our citizens to be executed so this assclown will spend the rest of his life in jail on the taxpayers dime.
Peanut head | August 20, 2009 at 11:34 am
Hey Cananda, lock up your strippers! They have to be prettier than ours! Keep them safe!
Schmeeky | August 20, 2009 at 11:41 am
I’m pretty sure we extradite from Canada for murder. Who cares if he crossed the border?
Heck, the FBI will cross the border and arrest you if you are mail ordering wacky weed seeds. This just means the FBI can get a really good deal on maple syrup while they’re hauling this asshole back to the States.
Name No | August 20, 2009 at 11:46 am
Schmeeky, wacky weed seeds? really? are they not native to Cananda?
VWballa | August 20, 2009 at 12:03 pm
More details, pics, personal website here:
http://forums.beyond.ca/showthread.php?s=&threadid=275355&perpage=20&highlight=&pagenumber=1
dunno | August 20, 2009 at 12:08 pm
I wish he would’ve won the Megan Wants a Millionaire show (or whatever the fuq the title was).
dunno | August 20, 2009 at 12:08 pm
I wish he had won the Megan Wants a Millionaire show (or whatever the fuq the title was).
brian | August 20, 2009 at 1:09 pm
This guy is camping North of Jasper, Alberta at a place called Celestine Lake. He has a gps emegency registration, and a signal was picked up there two days ago for anyone that is in the area.
cc | August 20, 2009 at 1:10 pm
Typical american… you think the world wants to be you.. News flash… America is not so popular anymore..
We may have Celine Dion (ick)… but you have Bill O”Reilly
Define: arrogant
having or showing feelings of unwarranted importance out of overbearing pride; “an arrogant official”; “arrogant claims”; “chesty as a peacock”
Chesty as a peacock | August 20, 2009 at 1:25 pm
America is #1 !!!!!
Google this | August 20, 2009 at 1:35 pm
27. Why are they waiting? Get that male model! He is going to go over real well with the boys in prison!
mupp | August 20, 2009 at 1:40 pm
Jesus you couldn’t make this shit up……..if this was a hollwood movie we’d all say the plot was cliched and rediculous and not realistic, but fuck me here we are.
abby | August 20, 2009 at 1:48 pm
good commentary, very funny
an arrogant official | August 20, 2009 at 1:49 pm
Well, I see that our boys in blue are going to have to go on up there and catch this preditor. Do we have to do every damn thing?
abby | August 20, 2009 at 1:49 pm
good commentary, very funny
So when is the show going to run again, and what about ‘I love $ 3′ ? What’s the point in watching if we know he is going to win, I guess they wont play that either?
arrogant claims | August 20, 2009 at 1:55 pm
USA ! USA!
Overbearing pride | August 20, 2009 at 2:00 pm
I think they should stick his ass in WOMENS prison and let the Laaadies take care of him.
FromOutofFrakkinNoWhere | August 20, 2009 at 2:00 pm
Well whadda ya know
A reality show, a murder, a stripper and a bear
say it again
A reality show, a murder, a stripper and a bear
jim eh | August 20, 2009 at 2:09 pm
I DON’T WANT THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN MY COUNTRY
spinal | August 20, 2009 at 2:21 pm
See, now I’m mad they pulled this show. I’m curious about this guy now, most reality actors are a bunch of prissy douchebags but he sounds awesome!
VH1 would keep it on the air if they were smart, ratings would be sky high.
Jacklyn | August 20, 2009 at 3:13 pm
eew, that means he was in my home town. booo!
Albin Bainbridge | August 20, 2009 at 3:49 pm
@ 28
Typical touchy Canadian.
Fati | August 20, 2009 at 4:59 pm
Hey, get that murderer the hell out of our country. Keep your trash, America!
Fati | August 20, 2009 at 5:13 pm
Americans are a funny people. Yeah, Canadians want to be American. Who wouldn’t want to be an arrogant horse’s ass of a nation that’s despised and hated all around the world, as opposed to a neutral peaceful nation that’s respected everywhere? Yoy better be nice to Canadians, because they are about the last nation that still tolerates you somewhat. And I make that statement as a Russian Canadian.
suzeeee | August 20, 2009 at 7:02 pm
ahh Crusty, as a Canadian, I actually feel superior to Americans, as do most other people in the world. I have no dreams of running across the border to live in your country. Maybe it looks good to Mexicans but for me it would be a step back to the life I am living. Clean air, beautilful mild winters & hot sunny summers, high paying job, 6 weeks vacation, 1 year maternity, health care, beer that will actually give you a buzz, yep I could go on and on and .
Jamie's Uterus | August 20, 2009 at 7:30 pm
Why couldn’t of it been Megan instead?
Megan sucks | August 20, 2009 at 8:57 pm
#45 you said exactly what I was going to. It would have been awesome if he did it on the air, just grabbed the scissors out during elimination and cut her the fuck up.
…why is this voice in my head asking me if I’m crazy?
Anaconda Deuce | August 20, 2009 at 9:04 pm
The worst part is that there is no f’n way a millionaire should get caught with murder. Shove her in a suitcase and throw her in the garbage. Retarded!!!! A real millionaire would have called in a guy like the “Wolf” in Pulp Fiction. He’s just a dumb ass.
Jimmy Jim | August 20, 2009 at 9:42 pm
He looks like a Douche too….
And why do people get so heated on a message board to strangers, whose mood or expressions you can’t see, and turn a joke into a pointless argument.
Denver | August 20, 2009 at 9:56 pm
Haha… I’m getting a kick out of reading all of the nationalistic comments being made by people who think they know much more than they really do, courtesy of insecurity and an inflated ego. If it weren’t so amusing it would be rather pathetic.
Real Canadian | August 21, 2009 at 7:58 am
@fati
You don’t count as a Canadian. Most immigrants who take advantage of us (a practice we should STOP) don’t even think of themselves as canadian as you just did when you called yourself russian first. In other words, go home to russia, you’re no canadian and we don’t want you or your opinions here.
Suck on that ass!