Megan Fox launched her Twitter account last night, and naturally she did it in the bitchiest way possible via a Facebook post where she makes it abundantly clear she’s above all this shit but, GAWD, if she has to…
Against my better judgment, I have finally joined Twitter. Every possible version of my name is already in use so for now my Twitter handle is https://twitter.com/MeganFox516
See you there.
Even better is her bio which really makes you wonder why more people aren’t casting her in movies. She seems so down-to-earth:
Megan Fox
Lover. Healer. Mother
Just to put things in perspective, Charlie Sheen has done enough blow to literally believe he’s a military aircraft and even he looked at this and went, “Jesus Christ, lady,” before trying to figure out how much it would cost to have sex with her. “Only a billion? Wow, you’re making this easy on me. Check the couch cushion then meet me back in the bedroom. Bring coke.”
Photos: GSI Media
Who still gives a shit about her? I never did.
it’s too bad she can’t act worth shit.
Who will she offend first?
Everyone’s above Twitter. Also, her Twitter is fun. Star Wars shit.
And she didn’t think of using her married name, Green. What a bitch
Because that’s her married name, not her trade name
I still think she’s incredibly nice to look at, although I’d much rather look at her by Braille…old man’s eyesight, don’tcha know!
“… so for now my Twitter handle is https://twitter.com/MeganFox516”
Nobody is surprised that inflatable sexdoll was unable to proof she’s an actual living person.
Too much plastic surgery turns a very cute girl into a weird half alien, half asian creature.
megan fox is gorgeous no matter what others says !
NICE RACK!
Graffiti. That’s what can really improve a landscape. Idiot.
Another big boobed hooker with a tattooed loser…Who would have thunk….Get a man with a job, not a tinkerbell that likes artsy people, artsy tinkerbells never pay off…..Get a real man.
MF looks AMAZE!
Has anyone considered they might be bigger due to breast feeding? Weren’t they already fake? Maybe they are just swollen for natural reasons?
Sick thumb
this is as close together as i can get em,
your gonna need more girth to really enjoy it
Bolt ons