Michael Bay’s Making Megan Fox Jump On A Trampoline. Good, Good…

The Superficial | May 8, 2013 - 10:43 am

Earlier in the week, shots of Megan Fox on the set of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were making the rounds, but they were boring as shit, so we ignored them. Fortunately, Michael Bay is the genius auteur of our time and made her jump on a trampoline in yoga pants all day yesterday. Whether this is a scene for the movie or part of her contract is irrelevant at this point because, of course, it’s part of her contract. Tomorrow she has to film a full exercise video or Michael Bay gets to literally eat her paycheck. “Pfft. You call that a leg lift? Jimmy, tell that broad from Hooters to get in here with Megan’s check. Bay-dawg needs his lunch.” (If Michael Bay doesn’t call himself “Bay-dawg,” I hate this entire world.)

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