Michael Bay’s Making Megan Fox Jump On A Trampoline. Good, Good…

May 8th, 2013 // 39 Comments
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Earlier in the week, shots of Megan Fox on the set of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were making the rounds, but they were boring as shit, so we ignored them. Fortunately, Michael Bay is the genius auteur of our time and made her jump on a trampoline in yoga pants all day yesterday. Whether this is a scene for the movie or part of her contract is irrelevant at this point because, of course, it’s part of her contract. Tomorrow she has to film a full exercise video or Michael Bay gets to literally eat her paycheck. “Pfft. You call that a leg lift? Jimmy, tell that broad from Hooters to get in here with Megan’s check. Bay-dawg needs his lunch.” (If Michael Bay doesn’t call himself “Bay-dawg,” I hate this entire world.)

Photo: INF Daily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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    Dirty Travolta
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    That’s just awesome …

  2. My question is, why wasn’t she given a pair of those recalled see through yoga pants?

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    Mel Gibson's Shrink
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    Is she licking her hand to wipe off her shoe? What’s going on here?

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    Cock Dr
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    Now that’s talent.

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    YTBOY
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    I think I want to kiss that!!!

  6. I don’t know about everyone else, but I am really looking forward to not seeing this movie.

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    YTBOY
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    YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. Jimmy

    I bet her face never moved an inch as she jumped

  9. Megan Fox is perfect for michael blow-shit-up bay as the garbage put out by blow-shit-up bay doesn’t require any actors.

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    This may the greatest thing Michael Bay has ever done.

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    j/k
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    BAG you are the king of Hoetamers. Write a book, we will buy it.

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    Erlenmeyer
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    You have to lick it before you stick it!

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    Joe
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    If only they had video of this trampoline fiasco…

  14. Anonymous

    Gotta admit she does looks good when she is forced to put on weight for movies.

  15. judgingyou

    I always thought that Bay would go by ‘ The Bayinator’. Her face just freaks me out now.

  16. Cher X

    Watching a Michael Bay movie is like watching any episode of The Man Show without the funny jokes or likeable characters.

  17. Is there going to be a Rocksteady-Bebop-April O’neil threesome in this?

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    JJ
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    This picture in full-size is the best, as you can see the seams part the lips

  19. Megan Fox Butt Yoga Pants Trampoline Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Set
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    her body looks good but nothing will save that plastic face…a shame…does anyone else think she is a HORRIBLE choice for April O’neil though…I mean come on.

  20. Megan Fox Butt Yoga Pants Trampoline Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Set
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    She is still incredible. Just look at her Bona fides.

  21. Megan Fox Butt Yoga Pants Trampoline Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Set
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    …and speaking of bona fides…DA-YAMMMM!

  22. Megan Fox Butt Yoga Pants Trampoline Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Set
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    “…hmmmm, it tastes like dogshit, too. I’m sure glad I didn’t step in it!”

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    kim
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    If she knew anything at all about working out and joints – she would not be wearing those bloody ankle weights. What an idiot.

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    ASS

  25. Goddamn she looks great.

  26. s-man

    Doesn’t everyone appreciate Fox a little more now after she’s (i) been quite good in a few small roles (she was one of the best things in both This Is 40 and Friends With Money), and (ii) that Victoria’s Secret model replacement for her in Transformers 3 was just appalling and much worse than Fox ever was?

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    Why is that “good, good”? All that jumping up and down might dislodge the plastic in her face.

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    Megan's Yoga Pants
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    I love that you can load the high-res version of every picture by eliminating the -675×900 in the file name.

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    Sir Peto
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    checkin her out …

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    billvictus
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    I was disappointed in the earlier shots I saw on another web site of no ‘full-frontal’ butt shots, but leave it to TheSuperficial to keep us ass-men satisfied!! Keep up the good work!!

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    Pippi Longcocking
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    I just spewed in my pants!

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    foot hand fetish
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    toe thumbs ftw

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    Mama Pinkus
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    that gal has absolutely ruined her face

  34. Megan Fox Butt Yoga Pants Trampoline Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Set
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    If Michael Bay didn’t work in movies he would have soooooooo many sexual harassment in the workplace lawsuits against him.

    Basically kudos to him for finding a job where his pervy-ness is permitted.

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    Doug
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    Can you say “no ass”?

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