Megan Fox Will Do Anything For Money

David Silver doesn’t bring home the bacon – He just puts babies in the ham wallet. – so it’s up to Megan Fox to pay the bills, which is why she made another shit-awful Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie and now this commercial for Stormfall: Rise of Balur. Even more entertaining, Photo Boy accidentally captioned all the photos as “Stormfront,” so I had to explain to him that this isn’t some Taylor Swift shit, and that the white genocide only exists in the mind of a diabetic redneck staring into a snow globe while having sex with a blood relative. Or a hoofed animal because this post is a pork circle.

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