Megan Fox Still Finds Acting Work? And Other News

February 4th, 2011 // 42 Comments

- Holly Madison can’t bear to watch Hugh Hefner have his diapers changed by another woman. [Popeater]

- Gisele Bundchen is giving medical advice now. Oh, good. [Dlisted]

- Benjamin Millepied is a ballet choreographer and a dick. How unusual… [Lainey Gossip]

- Miley Cyrus wants to ride a hog. [HollywoodTuna]

- Tila Tequila is still leaking that sex tape. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Candice Swanepoel seems to be missing a top. [Celebslam]

- And Mila Kunis seems to be missing pants. This day is looking up. [Just Jared]

- Marisa Miller says words about football. I don’t really know. [Popoholic]

- Russell Brand used to be Jerry O’Connell. [BuzzFeed]

- Steve Harvey is Kojak now. [Bossip]

- Dianna Agron and Alex Pettyfer got engaged. [TooFab]

- These chicks really know how to handle the balls! — Anyone? Eh, what do you know? [theCHIVE]

- The Sexy Bowl. As opposed to the sexy gravy boat which I honestly can’t believe I typed. [Maxim]

- The 50 Most Horrifying Sights In Sports “What? My penis not good enough?” said Brett Favre. [Bleacher Report]

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  1. Until she starts running her mouth again…

  2. Smaug

    Phist, i would so let her piss on me

  3. See Alice

    Megan Fox is set for life . Even if she nevers works another day in her life . How many of us can say that ?

  4. stevebeagle

    i wanna thumb wrestler her.

  5. slappy magoo

    When did Megan Fox become a gay male Megan Fox impersonator?

  6. lady jesus

    Benjamin Millepied is considered handsome? Ok, NOW I’ve heard everything.

    • tchde

      ben milliped is the male megan fox, or he might actually BE megan fox…you be the judge

      • homesickabortion

        i have to disagree on both counts. far be it from me to say when a man is attractive or not, but she looks like she belongs in porn, whereas he looks like he should be working in a coffee shop in seattle

  7. me

    what’s the BFD about Russell Brand? OMG! He was like, fat? That’s like totally not cool, he like should have done some drugs or starved himself or something.

  8. timmy the dying boy

    That Chive link doesn’t work, now I’m sitting here all sweaty and frustrated.

  9. jesse

    sad this girl was gorgeous.. totally messed up her face.

  10. Al Koholic

    With tits and ass like hers, of course she still finds work! Why are you so surprised?

    • homesickabortion

      …saggy and malformed? am i the only one who sees a direct link between megan fox and joslyn james?

  11. jojo

    There is a whole lot of porn to be shoot Megan. Hopefully your acting doesn’t get in the way of that.

  12. manatida madacai

    Drunken Stepfather
    DO NOT GO IN THAT SITE

    I went there and clicked one of the links and it took me to that Annoying Adultfriendfinder Spam Bullshit website,
    GOD that site is horrible, Drunkenstepfather I mean, Is so full of spyware I just hope my computer is okay

  13. Colin

    Miley Cyrus wants to ride a hog? What, Daddy’s “special playtime” doesn’t count?

  14. big d

    she is so hot i would love to fuck her

  15. Megan Fox
    hmm
    Commented on this photo:

    its like a my-size-barbie.. probably filled with about as much plastic too

  16. hmmmm

    Beautiful face…. but nothing behind the eyes. Might as well be an expensive blowup doll

  17. Megan Fox
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    Waait.

    Did she get rid of some of that nasty collagen stuff in her lips? Fox actually looks better these days than before!

  18. Megan Fox
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah, I think she got rid of the collagen. No duck lips here.

    Thank God.

  19. Blech

    Look, Ma. No duck lips!

    Seriously, thank goodness she got a lot of that nasty collagen out. She’s too young for that shite.

  20. Megan Fox
    I'm on my Period.
    Commented on this photo:

    Every time I see a picture of this girl she’s lost another 10 pounds. Good God.

  21. Ed

    Ummm . . . which link has to do with Megan Fox?

  22. Megan Fox
    Lala
    Commented on this photo:

    Given her penchant for plastic surgery, I highly doubt she purposely deflated her lips. The body absorbs collagen, so it’s more likely she just hasn’t had them redone… yet.

    • Feely McSmackup

      ‘Plastic surgery”? You’re an idiot. A stupid hating fucking idiot who’s pissed and jellus that Fox has SO much fucking more than you ever will. LOL!!!

      • reformed_druid

        She is a so-so looking actress that wears a ton of make-up and if it weren’t for plastic you wouldn’t look at her twice.

  23. Megan Fox
    Lala
    Commented on this photo:

    Plastic or not, she’s just beautiful. Whoever did her nose deserves a medal.

  24. wim

    americans feel shame when looking at her…………….
    (THE U.S. NEEDS MORE PROSTITUTES LIKE THESE?)

  25. Eatmycookie

    I have no problem with prostitutes.

    I can not stand her fucking lipstick color.

  26. Ruth

    She looks so much older than 24. I wonder if she’ll pull a Zeta-Jones or a Carrot Top.

  27. fingerling

    I don’t get it, why would you mess up your pretty face with fake injections and facial work… you don’t need it!!! Plastic surgeries are for ugly people… get it

  28. Megan Fox
    Amanda
    Commented on this photo:

    Anyone else noticed the weird eyebrows??

  29. Megan Fox
    Krya
    Commented on this photo:

    she’s much prettier with her mouth closed

  30. Jovy

    Serious question here…why does she always seem to have her mouth open? My guess is that they snap her picture when she’s talking, but I’ve even seen pictures of her where she’s alone and her mouth is still open.

    • Dorian Gray

      Think of it like this: when a female porn star gets f***ed up the ass X amount of times, her a-hole is naturally going to get looser, so … when you’ve sucked as many dicks as Megan has to get to where she got,… same principle.

  31. Megan Fox
    xanax in my beer
    Commented on this photo:

    Yucky she keeps getting thinner and thinner and thinner :(

  32. Megan Fox
    mia
    Commented on this photo:

    man i can see her all wrinked face in a few years.

  33. Megan Fox
    joanne farahs
    Commented on this photo:

    Omg cant believe how horribly skinny megan looks, why do celebs think this looks nice?, she looks a mess and dont even get me started on her stilt like legs!!

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