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Until she starts running her mouth again…
Phist, i would so let her piss on me
Megan Fox is set for life . Even if she nevers works another day in her life . How many of us can say that ?
i wanna thumb wrestler her.
ur gona need a toe truck when ur done
When did Megan Fox become a gay male Megan Fox impersonator?
DING DING DING! We have winner!
Benjamin Millepied is considered handsome? Ok, NOW I’ve heard everything.
ben milliped is the male megan fox, or he might actually BE megan fox…you be the judge
i have to disagree on both counts. far be it from me to say when a man is attractive or not, but she looks like she belongs in porn, whereas he looks like he should be working in a coffee shop in seattle
what’s the BFD about Russell Brand? OMG! He was like, fat? That’s like totally not cool, he like should have done some drugs or starved himself or something.
That Chive link doesn’t work, now I’m sitting here all sweaty and frustrated.
sad this girl was gorgeous.. totally messed up her face.
With tits and ass like hers, of course she still finds work! Why are you so surprised?
…saggy and malformed? am i the only one who sees a direct link between megan fox and joslyn james?
There is a whole lot of porn to be shoot Megan. Hopefully your acting doesn’t get in the way of that.
Drunken Stepfather
DO NOT GO IN THAT SITE
I went there and clicked one of the links and it took me to that Annoying Adultfriendfinder Spam Bullshit website,
GOD that site is horrible, Drunkenstepfather I mean, Is so full of spyware I just hope my computer is okay
try CCleaner at filehippo.com, and an non-bloatware AV like avast..
Miley Cyrus wants to ride a hog? What, Daddy’s “special playtime” doesn’t count?
she is so hot i would love to fuck her
its like a my-size-barbie.. probably filled with about as much plastic too
Beautiful face…. but nothing behind the eyes. Might as well be an expensive blowup doll
Waait.
Did she get rid of some of that nasty collagen stuff in her lips? Fox actually looks better these days than before!
Yeah, I think she got rid of the collagen. No duck lips here.
Thank God.
Look, Ma. No duck lips!
Seriously, thank goodness she got a lot of that nasty collagen out. She’s too young for that shite.
Every time I see a picture of this girl she’s lost another 10 pounds. Good God.
Ummm . . . which link has to do with Megan Fox?
Given her penchant for plastic surgery, I highly doubt she purposely deflated her lips. The body absorbs collagen, so it’s more likely she just hasn’t had them redone… yet.
‘Plastic surgery”? You’re an idiot. A stupid hating fucking idiot who’s pissed and jellus that Fox has SO much fucking more than you ever will. LOL!!!
She is a so-so looking actress that wears a ton of make-up and if it weren’t for plastic you wouldn’t look at her twice.
Plastic or not, she’s just beautiful. Whoever did her nose deserves a medal.
americans feel shame when looking at her…………….
(THE U.S. NEEDS MORE PROSTITUTES LIKE THESE?)
I have no problem with prostitutes.
I can not stand her fucking lipstick color.
She looks so much older than 24. I wonder if she’ll pull a Zeta-Jones or a Carrot Top.
I don’t get it, why would you mess up your pretty face with fake injections and facial work… you don’t need it!!! Plastic surgeries are for ugly people… get it
Anyone else noticed the weird eyebrows??
she’s much prettier with her mouth closed
Serious question here…why does she always seem to have her mouth open? My guess is that they snap her picture when she’s talking, but I’ve even seen pictures of her where she’s alone and her mouth is still open.
Think of it like this: when a female porn star gets f***ed up the ass X amount of times, her a-hole is naturally going to get looser, so … when you’ve sucked as many dicks as Megan has to get to where she got,… same principle.
Yucky she keeps getting thinner and thinner and thinner :(
man i can see her all wrinked face in a few years.
Omg cant believe how horribly skinny megan looks, why do celebs think this looks nice?, she looks a mess and dont even get me started on her stilt like legs!!